iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Oh also! I'm sorry for the comic sans but the other admin probably isn't because he's.... Well because he's the worst

Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Sick of the enshittification of the internet at large? Despite how large the internet it a lot of you still only go to a handful of websites. Welp! We are bringing back an old stand by, the forum! forums.wafflec.one

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

My new years resolution is, VGA, heh little new years humour for ya.... The time square ball is an egg and every year we live in fear it will hatch

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Just fixed a hole in the tube of some of my J-B Weld.... With J-B weld

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Went to a "punk rock flea market" today and honestly it was wonderful. People made space for the kiddos running around and the disabled. The artists and bands were great, a very human moment. A part of me remembered this is supposed to be the culture of this art form. I'm happy.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

We must give voice to The Hunger, of course

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Apropos of nothing, just asking questions but uh... How many mold patches that speak in hushed whispers to you is too many?

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

[I turn on the TV and every channel is showing me being burned in effigy] This can't be good

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

So embarrassing when you’re out buying groceries and you realize you forgot to live a meaningful life

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag" A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor Boric acid An Erlenmeyer full of ether Teeth stuff A packet of expired flavour aid A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

The only augmented reality glasses I want are those ones that one pervert dude in thirteen ghost wore before two slabs of glass cut him in half

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I believe that we should be afforded the same grace and dignity in death that we gave our perceived enemies in life. So when I die, you can talk SO much shit. Just roast the hell out of me

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 19/09/2025

Loops shouldn't hog all the fun we should disintegrate other things too.

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Floating some ideas to John Nabisco on how we should kill the keebler elves with an axe

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 27/08/2024

Catch me melding with the divine machinery. Endless miles of wire bundle together in a now living heaving mass of fiberoptics. On the upper floors a middle management guy sets his password to "PasswordCompanyname"

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 27/08/2024

Our whining god made of spare brush motors and a bucket full of TEMU fire sale raspberry PIs. It wants us to kill it.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

"Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?" she asks. "What's a matter baby?" I ask. I'm shown a newborn so dense the fabric of space-time sags in a deep gravity well, drawing nearby celestial objects inextricably towards it. "Uhhhhhh… The bricks, I guess?"

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Absolute Ball-less Cowards

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

ABC - Always Be Caving

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I'm going to follow up on this now that I've beaten the bug game that's about bugs. It's wonderful. It's so good. I smiled the whole time. I'm not going to pretend you're going to have an easy time. It is hard at times but it's so good. Play the bug game, for bugs, by bugs, of bugs

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I don't think Silksongs launch was malicious. I just think Team Cherry was excited to launch their game 7 years after hollow knight. It's not on them how other dev houses and publishers get pissy about the 20 dollar price tag when AAA publishers want to charge 80+ for base games.

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

cursed pac-man tattoo roams my flesh at night, gobbling moles and freckles, whispering "you're next, blinky" in my ear

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 16/07/2024

Growing up surfing the world wide web unsupervised, finding websites with photos of you in places you've never been next to people you've never known. A pop up ad showing Jeffery the Toys r Us Giraffe strangling a man with a wire.

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

They won't allow me to fill a man with nails and send him through the MRI machine just to see what that would do. God forbid a girl be curious

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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

You know what I’m taking from this experience? Nothing! My brain is a sieve. I will not recall a single moment from today if you try to reminisce with me in the future.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 25/08/2025

(fucks up quite badly in an obvious way, I'm grievously injured, with broken bones protruding from my skin in multiple areas) leave me alone, I'm doing a bit

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Memento-ed up my body to compensate for a failing memory, and now I stare at a tattoo sea wondering what the hell they all mean.

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

You've seen shark tank! You've sat in confusion watching dragons den, NOW get ready for The Wolf Pack! Watch as your idiot cousin Terry gets ripped apart by wolves while trying to pitch his stupid HVAC business idea!

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 17/08/2025

My problem is that I love bad bitches. Also that I drink gasoline I buy with credit cards I find on the old people I knock over and kick while in a "'oline fugue".

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

New podcast idea, The Gas Leak! In where several hosts gather around a table and talk until they succumb to the toxins. Given how most podcast hosts talk you shouldn't notice much of a difference

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 07/08/2025

There should be more things for me to emerge from. Portals and shadows and weak sections of drywall. That sort of stuff. It would make my sudden appearance more fun for people.

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

A millionaire trophy Hunter by the name of Asher Watkins was gored to death by a 1.2 ton cape Buffalo. Hope the buffalo is okay

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 02/08/2025

Roller, demolition, Kentucky... our derby scientists are slacking. Haven't discovered a new one in years.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

i'm out in the yard goofing around with the family and try to somersault but accidentally summer sausage. it looks even worse than it sounds but the tragic event sees my misshapen body sold to Hickory Farms for a tidy sum and my loved ones live in financial security thereafter

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

New cross fit meet up in the old meat hook and chain saw factory. Run until you taste copper.

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 26/07/2025

So if the Firebase bucket they were using had no authentication in place and was set to public then this wasn't really "unauthorized" access. They are making this sound like they are the victim of an attack when, in reality, they utterly failed their users and compromised their privacy.

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 03/04/2024

We're slashing everything here, prices, tires, your mother, we will literally kill you in this Walmart parking lot

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 24/07/2025

I bet he'd also stuff a recently dead squirrel in his mouth if Adam Sandler gave him a tenner.

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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I’m not afraid of swimming in the ocean because it’s none of my business what is at the bottom, it’d be rude to look, really

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

tonight's quiet rehearsal: a quick cover of Jackson C. Frank's Dialogue (I Want to Be Alone), vocal and acoustic

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

me: *keeps bumping the back of my hand against his so he’ll hold it* Grim Reaper: quit it

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Have you considered being a huge dumbass about it

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

In keeping secrets of the silent earth three. Coheed and Cambria

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

The employee graveyard is closed until we can stop the townspeople from stealing the astroturf for their home putting greens.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I went to planet fitness this morning and was disgusted by the false advertising. It wasn't a planet at all, just a single building. So mad right now

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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

For every like I will erase something from your past. The pain of memory, gone, and with it your opportunity for growth. This is something that you want and I am capable of doing

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I would have made such a great old-timey doctor. "Looks like you've got a real bad case of stormy skeleton," I'd say as I cleaned under my fingernails with a penknife.

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Put me in a jubilee video with 20 people that yern for the melodic drone of The Wasp Hive, and I will fill them *with wasps*

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