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Horkos

@wylienewmark.bsky.social
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waking up everyday in a full sprint. cyber(punk) & counterintelligence. bloody inertia interspersed with bouts of bloody frenzy. i see kanly today in everything. #FUZZYSNUGGLYDUCK opinions are my own.

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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 11h
shitting at the speed of TRUMP!
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 11h
so it’s pretty clear that what the public perceives as contemporary trump linguistics is, in fact, harp’s spin on it. how to delineate between what you believe to be trump’s actual way of communicating versus what is harp gets really hard. and whatever the percentages are, it says something bad.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 17h
Rolling into October...
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Active Measures, LLC @activemeasures.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
When the overnight low slips to 49
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Adam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 15h
Loving the blue suit-brown shoes pairing equivalent with this NATO on the Aquascaphe for a fall touch
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Superintendent: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S
A MEMO THAT MAKES CLEAR IT IS LAWFUL FOR YOU TO JUST KILL PEOPLE IF YOU THINK THERE ARE DRUGS ON THE SAME BOAT?

Principal Skinner: yes

superintendent: May I see it?

Principal: no
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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Computer, hail Satan
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we out here doin porch shit
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guy: MAGA on paper, doesnt vote. "these kids have it tough but they just need guidance and a sense of community" Jon: faithful democratic voter. helps drive voters to polling place, precint captain. views on social issues make this weird Kyle: for whatever this cute alt girl is canvassing for
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can’t decide if kyle rayner is a “creative lib who saw Obama’s potential early” or “the guy who treats DSA meetings as a private dating pool”
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 30/09/2026
So when I say “the confederacy created Greek life”, I am describing an incredibly well documented socioeconomic history of around a century and a half that requires opponents to grab on to mendacious specifics as some kind of counterfactual disproving the whole. It does not.
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
D’ONOFRIO THE GOAT UNDEFEATED
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every picture of Kojima looks like he's one of the most successfully integrated aliens that M.I.B. tracks and that they bring him in to teach new groups of fresh aliens how to be a person.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as a long time follower of the @helldude.bsky.social and a lifelong tristate jew descended from bronx stock: correct.
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Nathan @never-say-die.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White Sox are canonically good and the Astros are canonically evil, I don’t make the rules.
A score card saying the White Sox beat the Astros 6 to 3
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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TIME TO BE FUCKING INSUFFERABLE SOX. YANKEES. PLAYOFFS. CAM FROM FUCKIN WALPOLE. PAYTON MF TOLLE.
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s a sox playoff year. we rootin for teams with “sox” in the name. we wearin socks of many colors.
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me: (2 steppin intergalactic style to Kraftwerk's entire discography w/seven or eight salarian rudeboys at Afterlife) sweet ass asari shorty: Hey...Wow..u guys are really getting down. Can i dance with u? (smiles) me: (elbowing her off the dance floor as i continue to go fucking crazy with the boys)
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one thing ai has ruined is those cover bands on youtube that take a song and turn it into a completely different genre
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Ted Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 30/09/2026
A perceptive thread. Here's the shorthand I would use:
tedunderwood.com post from 22 hours ago: "For documentation, I think, it may have a place. But not for any genre of writing that implies a speaker."
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
breaking 1990s brains with the knowledge that chuck will evolve into the most consistently righteous pundit
Charles Barkley: "I don't want to be in no fraternity. A bunch of damn loser dudes getting together all the time... Only losers join fraternities."
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they put a KS-23 into darktide
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
locking up batman so GCPD can finally go full LAPD on zsasz
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy National Coffee Day
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Veep wasn't absurd enough in retrospect
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Know you no ball, sir, at long last? Have you left no knowledge of ball?
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026
hey, dont kill yourself. they finally reached a settlement in that CVS digital privacy case. you can get $5 without even proving you're a member of the class. you are wanted here.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The English language contains infinite permutations of language. Shakespeare invented hundreds of new words which survive to this day. If you are willing to abandon the Oxford Comma in order to Poast, you are a coward who will never see heaven.
I assume it's proper for you to commit seppuku at once
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
30mg raspberry kiwi
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Worth noting that this data is essentially radioactive for all but a few prospective buyers. Unless you’re the MSS or the SVR and willing to buy this real quiet then work it into your prior PII datasets and/or new ops’ targeting, even expressing an interest is painting a target your back.
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Bohemian Wrap City @bohemianwrapcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Afghan farmer watching an MRAP drive straight into the absolute worst mud in the whole province
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fuck yeah we’re getting real catachans — deathworld AND void training!
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what if we kissed down by the directional mics?
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
short rib emparogis might convince me this pope actually can speak to a higher power
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
listen i don’t work in publicity, but generally speaking “piss off the entire FBI” isn’t what i think of as a good PR move
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who up mcgurk-in’ they brett
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
>when i see the byline
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 20/05/2026
make mind sunless place make mind sunless place how sunless place mind tutorial reddit why mind still sunny
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the lion talking to luther after the emperor shows up
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2006 cyber ghost Hal really being like "wait i was emotionallly available with you? Damn that's wild"
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
who do we think is going to write the best books about the war in ukraine? I know i want @zachsdorfman.bsky.social to write the intel/CA side, but what about the general tides of the war, the modern combined arms performance, the technology, the politics? who’s gonna write the Great History?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
souf-v-staff-rematch on tumblr: "Ragebaiting. We used to call it trolling. We'd say "u mad?" and there was a funny but lowkey scary face with an evil smile. Ragebaiting has no face. It lacks pathos. We are going backwards."

basedhighsenberg on tumblr replies with:
[A still from Seinfeld showing Newman (Wayne Knight) and Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) sitting in a dark car. Newman is on the left, speaking. Jerry is on the right, looking slightly off-camera with a startled expression. Yellow subtitles read: "Ragebaiting has no face. It lacks pathos."]
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Andy Donaldson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @triplezero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man in a corner at a party meme, but with a napoleonic theme.

The man in the corner is a a rifleman thinking "They don't even know I can fire three rounds a minute in any weather." in a reference to Sharpe's Eagle.
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Zach Dorfman @zachsdorfman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NEW, from the @washingtonpost.com: A previously-suppressed novel from a former deep-cover CIA officer skewers the agency—with many true-life details smuggled in under the guise of fiction. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
washingtonpost.com
Ex-CIA officer’s novel alleges grave dysfunction in deep-cover operations
Twelve years after the Central Intelligence Agency initially rejected its publication, a scathing book skewers a top-secret spying program.
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Active Measures, LLC @activemeasures.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You have to let your children know about the risks posed by broad-based CI operations targeting cyberespionage before they find out from peers
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
colby: selling weapons to taiwan vs selling weapons to china
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 27/09/2026
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff. Augurs and portents.
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