Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 29/04/2024everything is awful and all I can do is think about cheese 021
Reposted by Bruce Force saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 28/04/2024the way i eat them i'm bound to choke to death on gummy bears so to maintain my street cred please just tell people i was killed by bears 227438
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 25/04/2024Missing the part of the pandemic where it was practically illegal to come near me 021
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 19/04/2024crazy to think chevy chase's real name is chevrolet chase 094
Reposted by Bruce Force Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 12/04/2024On your deathbed, you will never regret the time you spent shitposting online. It is the offline world that is filled with pain. 04616
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 12/04/2024remembering princess diana. one day she was with us, and then wham! she was gone 😥 010
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 17/03/2024I thought for years that i didn't have free will until i freely changed my mind and decided i did 063
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 07/03/2024Don't bring an egg mayonnaise sandwich to a knife fight 010
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 02/03/2024been listening to too much brian eno. someone call an ambience 051
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 26/02/2024Watching my favourite Bond movie. The one where there is a villain who wants to take over the world and Bond manages to scupper his plans at the last minute 030
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 25/02/2024imagine if ryan gosling was an actual gosling lmao 020
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 21/02/2024i'd tell you the secret to making indian flatbread, but i've signed a naan disclosure agreement 02213
Reposted by Bruce Force Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 18/02/2024Starting a new book or as I like to call it, fibbing. 0236
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Thinking about boobs while staring at the moon so people think I'm really deep 1175
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 04/02/2024i've worked out the size of the universe. and it's big. bigger than 100 0104
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 01/02/2024bet the guy who worked all night to invent the wheel fell asleep at the wheel a lot 020
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 25/01/2024If reclinable chairs count as drugs, then yes, I'm always on drugs 051
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 21/01/2024asked myself out on a date. we chatted all night. had a lot in common. things are looking good. i might be the one. 1104
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 19/01/2024tattooing someone and saying "whoops a daisy" every 30 seconds 02813
Reposted by Bruce Force Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 05/01/2024I'm going to start putting butterscotch on everything, not just mashed potatoes 26827
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 13/01/2024even the price of balloons is going up. must be inflation 0158
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 10/01/2024I can achieve anything until I put my mind to it 02211
Reposted by Bruce Force Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 07/01/2024Witness: “-and then he said ‘Nobody move-“ Judge: *banging gavel* “DO THE VOICES” 215953
Reposted by Bruce Force Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/11/2023[God creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer 339392
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 07/01/2024Once I get to 1000 followers I'll take off my bra 100
Reposted by Bruce Force BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 07/01/2024how did we make masonry that would last forever, a century ago but we can’t now? 1811452
Reposted by Bruce Force Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 06/01/2024She died doing what she loved: untangling Christmas lights in the bathtub. 15623
Reposted by Bruce Force Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn.bsky.social · 01/01/2024[my journal] Day 1: New year, new me Day 2: Day 3: … Day 17: *wakes up naked in a Tijuana jail* 38839
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 07/01/2024[to patient] Long story short, I'm not really a doctor 1115
Reposted by Bruce Force Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/01/2024Sorry I got your dad’s jizz on your sheets when I sat on your bed. 13414
Bruce Force @bruceforce.bsky.social · 07/01/2024It's 2024 and condoms still don't come with a tiny headlight 0207
