Reposted by pineappleMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c... 1184404955
Reposted by pineappleEric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026GEFILTE PHISHING 10569011210
Reposted by pineappleCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Give someone an Emmy for transitioning from the clock to Pierce Brosnan 141025200
Reposted by pineappleBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026It’s the freakin weekend 9580921382
Reposted by pineappleRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/11/2025Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what. 251733344
Reposted by pineappleLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster 15457071011
Reposted by pineappleDaniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My son, just now: “Well, at least the US went the farthest of any team that calls it ‘soccer.’” 34154098
Reposted by pineappleThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/06/2026Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now theonion.com/report-thats-enough-so… 371506195
Reposted by pineappleI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026The Trump administration is exclusively admitting white refugees from South Africa, we don’t have to act as if immigration status is the primary lens they’re making these choices by 311627
pineapple @pineapplebaron.bsky.social · 27/06/2026NC: barbecue is just awful. At no point in my life has eating it ever not made me nauseous and I truly don’t understand the appeal in the slightest. 110
Reposted by pineappleThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas 15860371108
Reposted by pineapplejenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026i have no butt and i must fart 2747138
Reposted by pineappleElder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed 123138673804
Reposted by pineapplejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/06/2026i really, truly, find this offensive 830145092516
pineapple @pineapplebaron.bsky.social · 24/05/2026It’s really fucked that we’re in a place that most of us are shrugging at this. The President is a violent person who advocates violence, he openly hates half the people he’s supposed to represent, and he’s callous and cruel. I hate this. And I also don’t care. When it happens, it happens. 021
Reposted by pineappleAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135470416422
Reposted by pineappleDamned To Hellgore 🐦⬛ (andrew elmore) @elmore.zone · 16/05/2026Heisting the master tapes for The Wall and replacing all the phone call beeps in track transitions with discord notifications and seeding it to every private tracker 0269
Reposted by pineapplepoorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 10/05/2026alien lifeform 222848569
Reposted by pineapplederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace) 188110551791
Reposted by pineappleKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 02/05/2026weirdest fine dining trend to me is the excessive tableside presentations for things that don't need it. i find it bracingly awkward every time. what am i supposed to do while you cut my burger in half? how am i supposed to react? i just had to stop my conversation to watch you do this nonsense 132817
Reposted by pineappleregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 24/04/2026still actively obsessed w this 593936816
Reposted by pineappleMe and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management. 294200423910
Reposted by pineappleRoBat out of Hellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I have seen one good example of this plate 7174581470
Reposted by pineappleStephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 09/04/2025to all who celebrate... 5543171286
Reposted by pineappleAlex Steffen @alexsteffen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com 2228535190
Reposted by pineappleNeilbog is almost goblin backwards @neilbog.myatproto.social · 27/03/2026 2942621031
Reposted by pineappleKeith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Compromise: you can have Robert e Lee statues but they all have to be of him surrendering 413621
Reposted by pineappleBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know 4564491072
Reposted by pineappleBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 19/03/2026dying laughing at the strava data for the guy running laps on the french carrier 332627507
Reposted by pineappleUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/03/2026“Is this some sort of threat, Emily?” 1659212860
Reposted by pineappledonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Coping about the things I can’t change, seething about the things I can 0617
Reposted by pineappleNews Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 12/03/2026UPDATE: There is no war, this is a war, the war ends soon, the war is just beginning, Iran’s nuclear program is gone, Iran could have a nuke in 2 weeks, Iran has no navy, Iran is planting mines, Iran is weak, Iran could attack California, oil is down which is good, oil is up which is good. 38747310
Reposted by pineappleWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I love being a guard for a crime boss, but I hate when coworkers hear a noise and go walk away and don’t come back. We were in the middle of a conversation, rude! Not my job to find him though. 1148982
Reposted by pineappleFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag 281518364
Reposted by pineappleNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 03/03/2026Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing. Persephone: Thank you. Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate. 111529319
Reposted by pineappleSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Charles, is the Motion to Kiss My Ass real? Of course it is. 811213
Reposted by pineappleKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Big challenge for political pundits: Discuss the speech the president actually gives tonight, and not the one you maybe thought you might have seen if you squinted just right. Compare that real speech to the real world around us. 352102324
Reposted by pineappleHunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Analysis: Tonight's speech gives Donald Trump an opportunity to revitalize his failing presidency. To do so, he must not sound like Donald Trump, have the priorities of Donald Trump, or be Donald Trump. Joining us are three pundits with seven figure incomes who believe this might happen. 24607125
Reposted by pineappleCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/02/2026The fact we had a Mexican chain sit down restaurant here in the US called ChiChis will always blow my mind 15542
![On April 5, 1996, this Court ordered Plaintiff to show cause why this Court should not impose Rule 11 sanctions upon him for filing a motion for improper purposes. The motion which Plaintiff filed was entitled "Motion to Kiss My Ass" (Doc. 107) in which he moved "all Americans at large and one corrupt Judge Smith [to] kiss my got [sic] damn ass sorry mother fucker you."
from Washington v. Alaimo, 934 F. Supp. 1395 (S.D. Ga. 1996)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zltqtmydso6kikzw7wafpj4p/bafkreie4y6mkmnyk4pvsfodaatkdlftd3nvmzqtohwljszagw56wy5ndly)
