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Elder Taylor

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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 7h
Why are these people so damn weird?
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 9h
Literally any way the refs can rule against the saints, they always take it. Just utterly biased
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 13h
is this like the Temu Ian Miles Cheong?
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 15h
jfc
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 18h
as yes hastert, the man who fully embodied the gop sentiment of "fuck them kids", literally and figuratively
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 17h
I hate the future
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 17h
Facebook is a wasteland of riling up conservatives regardless of what is actually happening in the real world
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What are 3 words said in the bedroom of a military couple?
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was much much too young when I accidentally stumbled upon An American Werewolf in London one night
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How did we manage to cycle back around to the motherfucking plague?
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What's your favorite action scene?
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Val Kilmer in Heat Shootout Scene
ALT: Val Kilmer in Heat Shootout Scene
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/01/2025
elon musk:
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Old Yeller: Boy Crying Scene
ALT: Old Yeller: Boy Crying Scene
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shorter Trump administration: Data centers good. Homes bad.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michael Tracey wants it to be known that he was *not* trying to "doxx" the victim of a horrible gang rape, he was merely trying to expose her identity and reveal it to their entire world. They're very different things, you see.
Someone described as a "CNN Creator" put out this video claiming I called for the "doxxing" of Jane Doe, and now a nationwide movement has been sparked against me. I NEVER CALLED FOR "DOXXING." CNN APPARENTLY OPPOSES WHAT IS CALLED "REPORTING" ON CLAIMANTS IN CIVIL PROCEEDINGS
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you ready for the new adventure starring Palpatine “Pally” Skywalker?!?!?
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck Deshaun Watson, fuck the browns and fuck all the bullshit redemption pieces that will come out of this in the next 24 hours.
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yea, Gary’s a serial killer
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Signs you might really have crossed a line: The torture guy is suggesting a firing squad as a more humane alternative
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everything Stars Pat Network
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Terminator 2 T2
ALT: Terminator 2 T2
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Han Solo dies.
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Passed what? he wrote a dumb EO about it
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd rather stick a screwdriver into my ears than listen to AI "music."
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guillotines are too good for these people
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You suck at your job and here's your chance to not suck at it" isn't the sales pitch they think it is, I fear.
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
happy anniversary to ben shapiro telling the world he never made his dr wife wet
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just so we are all on the same page here, calling bibi a murderous self serving scumbag is not antisemitic
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 29/09/2026
Yeah, you know what? I’m going to figure out a different way to carry my keys
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hell yeah brother
TexAgs post by infinity ag titled “why not fire our coaches and use AI?”
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💥LazarTagWolf💥 @lazartagwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shit. This.
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what @ej23.bsky.social's mom says when its time
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
his entire staff after this
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Why Everyone Is Annoyed
ALT: Why Everyone Is Annoyed
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"What is something a woman experiences when she talks to JD Vance?"
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely brutal loss for dem ‘boys Good
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What kind of authoritarian ass shit did I just watch? Like a fucking ad you would see in Russia or some shit.
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh good so we can expect no baseball for like 2 years if he gets involved
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…
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Walton Goggins: I Await My Enlightenment
ALT: Walton Goggins: I Await My Enlightenment
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Somehow cam skattebo isn’t the dumbest one
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Live what now
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H. theonion.com/baseball-ana...
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H.
‘It Doesn’t Matter What It Measures, It Just Has To Be Called B.L.E.P.H.,’ Say Analysts
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
History, meet Pete Crow-Armstrong.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[type ag into google] On my computer: agE OF EMPIRES II On Richad Hanania's: agE OF CONSENT BY STATE
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