Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Hi, my flight is at 11am on Wednesday. Can the plane take off 2 hours early? I have another appointment. 100
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives 1851981383
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Lately, I’ve just been turning and turning in the widening gyre. Sick of this gyre, honestly 4463
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Imagining a world where Wegovy replaces ketamine and fentanyl as the big blackmarket drug 100
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Great day to be a Hater. As it is every day 648583
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 30/06/2026Well, we gave them a chance to fix their hearts. 7984264
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Getting older The number of people in my cell phone who are deceased is adding up Surprising number have been Daniels 000
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026While I understand other time periods were cruel, violent, and annoying, this has gotta be one of the most "it doesn't have to be like this" eras of history 12853142
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexManisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.” 133136324609
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Would I vote for harris over newsom? Yes Would I vote for tourettes guy over both of them? WhistleheeYesshutuphardr 020
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexサッカー bones @doctorbones.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die 54371161430
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream 453344700
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Honestly just never imagined every wry cynical joke a Harvard educated comedian wrote from 1988-1997 was a prophecy 000
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15/01/2026why are you making Predictions. have you been alive lately 647863
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained 6690712017
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexPhineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 03/01/2026There seems to be an implied belief in all this that there isn’t going to be any military pushback or armed resistance in Venezuela which is a weird assumption considering the entire 21st century 1514522
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/01/20261) Liberals are absolutely fine with fascism. They have a place in a right/far right world. 2) They don’t give a fuck about the suffering people of anywhere, they’ll gladly support collapsing their governments into chaos and then move on to new cunt projects, with new cunt patter. 38013
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexJess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 03/01/2026I'm watching the final season of Stranger Things, and with Max hospitalized and in a coma for 18 months, I bet she was really Running Up That Bill. 1931719
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexDerek Lawler @rowdybowden.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Now I am become Christmas Cookie, the destroyer of waistlines. 051
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Damn gotta move antifa headquarters out of our current hub in the planet fitness lockeroom Can we crash on your couch for the weekend? Out by Monday I swear 010
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 11/12/2025it's so wild to remember two decades of lectures that Dem leadership knows how to realistically get things done and all of the left things we want are silly fantasies, and then watch everyone finally catch on that actually Dem leadership is dumb as shit and leftist stuff is the only way forward 014222
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 08/09/2025The greggiest Justicemedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone while smiling .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone while smiling . 000
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexGary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Democratic politician stop conceding right-wing premises challenge, success rate 0% 36115
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Realizing my work-from-home productivity skyrockets during tennis tournaments 000
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2025NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence 444026880
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexSophie the Bearable @sophiethebear.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Assault With A Deli Weapon 24156192
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 08/08/2025A patient just called to complain that during the visit her doctor asked "How are you feeling?" It really put me in the spot, she says. I don't keep notes. 000
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 03/06/2025A life spent indulging the petty dreams of negligible people 000
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexOsita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 29/04/2025This, from a woman in Oklahoma talking to her local news station, is better than the vast majority of political speeches you'll hear today. 98125123374
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/04/2025waking up with a smile in plato's cave, rested and ready for another carefree day of looking at the whole world 119229
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hex𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/03/2025I think I’m finally getting the hang of permanently going through a lot. 861731181
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 22/03/2025If we just sold back Louisiana and Alaska everyone would stop fussin 000
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 06/03/202536 hours without playing balatro. Gonna beat this thing 💪 000
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not cool anymore. 13517
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Feeling like the world's squishiest fossil today 000
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 19/02/2025The Stanford Prison Experiment, but It's me at work and l've been assigned to train the interns but I’ve become way too aggressive in forcing them to sit up straight at their computers. 073
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexMr. Symphonist @deeplyclassical.bsky.social · 19/02/2025He was born under a wand'rin' star. 272
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexmave @mave.bsky.social · 17/02/2025um i think i would know if i was part of the universe experiencing itself 115646
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/01/2025The orcas are quiet. Too quiet... 30739127
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexJames @james.tarnation.lol · 07/01/2025why are they called porn bots and not intrusive thots 1546879981
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hextryggth.bsky.social @tryggth.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Wouldn't it be easier to build radiation detectors into people's cell phones? 021
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexSandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024A stranger is just a friend you've never met. A friend is just a stranger you have met. Your child is just a stranger who escaped from your body. You are the stranger in whom you are trapped. 16680115
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexSpace Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Beating yet another level of depression only to be told that my serotonin is in another castle 39419
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long 131444230
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexJames @james.tarnation.lol · 05/12/2024[passing the event horizon] this is neither the time nor the place 22994221
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Muppets History couple milkshake duck fiasco is a coherent phrase and damn you all 011
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Got a second pair of curtains installed on the outside of the window so people can close them if they don't want me knowing what's out there 315724
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexJ. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 26/11/2024"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater. 1888646789
