Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Y'all calling doctors offices like it's a nail salon. Sure dude, it's 2 days before your appointment, come 30 min early. 000 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Hi, my flight is at 11am on Wednesday. Can the plane take off 2 hours early? I have another appointment. 100 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives 1852011385 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Lately, I’ve just been turning and turning in the widening gyre. Sick of this gyre, honestly 4463 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Rednecks everywhere keeping jobs, saving money on compulsive habits, buying up property 001 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Cops passing out on the side of the road " I touched a wegovy and nearly starved to death" 100 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Imagining a world where Wegovy replaces ketamine and fentanyl as the big blackmarket drug 100 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Great day to be a Hater. As it is every day 648583 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 30/06/2026Well, we gave them a chance to fix their hearts. 7984264 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Getting older The number of people in my cell phone who are deceased is adding up Surprising number have been Daniels 000 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026While I understand other time periods were cruel, violent, and annoying, this has gotta be one of the most "it doesn't have to be like this" eras of history 12853142 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexManisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.” 133136304609 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Would I vote for harris over newsom? Yes Would I vote for tourettes guy over both of them? WhistleheeYesshutuphardr 020 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexサッカー bones @doctorbones.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die 54371161430 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream 453344700 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Honestly just never imagined every wry cynical joke a Harvard educated comedian wrote from 1988-1997 was a prophecy 000 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15/01/2026why are you making Predictions. have you been alive lately 647863 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained 6690692016 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexPhineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 03/01/2026There seems to be an implied belief in all this that there isn’t going to be any military pushback or armed resistance in Venezuela which is a weird assumption considering the entire 21st century 1514522 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/01/20261) Liberals are absolutely fine with fascism. They have a place in a right/far right world. 2) They don’t give a fuck about the suffering people of anywhere, they’ll gladly support collapsing their governments into chaos and then move on to new cunt projects, with new cunt patter. 38013 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexJess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 03/01/2026I'm watching the final season of Stranger Things, and with Max hospitalized and in a coma for 18 months, I bet she was really Running Up That Bill. 1931719 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexDerek Lawler @rowdybowden.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Now I am become Christmas Cookie, the destroyer of waistlines. 051 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Damn gotta move antifa headquarters out of our current hub in the planet fitness lockeroom Can we crash on your couch for the weekend? Out by Monday I swear 010 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 11/12/2025it's so wild to remember two decades of lectures that Dem leadership knows how to realistically get things done and all of the left things we want are silly fantasies, and then watch everyone finally catch on that actually Dem leadership is dumb as shit and leftist stuff is the only way forward 014222 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Some deep set skinner-grade narcissism Looking forward to the 2030 school board loss 020 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 25/09/2025British crackpots finding a home in America is, I think, the norm. 010 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I am aggressively ambivalent about it Can contact my employer at mother@setecastronomy dot com 000 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 08/09/2025The greggiest Justicemedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone while smiling .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone while smiling . 000 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexGary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Democratic politician stop conceding right-wing premises challenge, success rate 0% 36115 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Realizing my work-from-home productivity skyrockets during tennis tournaments 000 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Feeling validated. I thought it was dreadful but worried I was being culturally insensitive 020 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2025NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence 444024879 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexSophie the Bearable @sophiethebear.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Assault With A Deli Weapon 24156192 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 08/08/2025A patient just called to complain that during the visit her doctor asked "How are you feeling?" It really put me in the spot, she says. I don't keep notes. 000 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 03/06/2025A life spent indulging the petty dreams of negligible people 000 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/04/2025waking up with a smile in plato's cave, rested and ready for another carefree day of looking at the whole world 119229 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hex𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/03/2025I think I’m finally getting the hang of permanently going through a lot. 861731181 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 22/03/2025If we just sold back Louisiana and Alaska everyone would stop fussin 000 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 06/03/202536 hours without playing balatro. Gonna beat this thing 💪 000 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not cool anymore. 13517 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Feeling like the world's squishiest fossil today 000 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 19/02/2025The Stanford Prison Experiment, but It's me at work and l've been assigned to train the interns but I’ve become way too aggressive in forcing them to sit up straight at their computers. 073 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus HexMr. Symphonist @deeplyclassical.bsky.social · 19/02/2025He was born under a wand'rin' star. 272 0
Reposted by Stregasaurus Hexmave @mave.bsky.social · 17/02/2025um i think i would know if i was part of the universe experiencing itself 115646 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Feel my delegation skills are primed for the position 011 0
Stregasaurus Hex @pilznick.bsky.social · 15/01/2025A nice "alone in a crowded room" session can be rejuvenating 000 0
