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Garble Slew

@phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social
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Grotesque honkoid “The more you drive, the less intelligent you are”

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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some days I listen to SLEEP’s Dopesmoker and think “This is the greatest metal album I’ve ever heard” and then there are other days where I think “This is the greatest album in any genre I’ve ever heard.” Riffs/drums so locked in it gets my whole upper body moving instead of just my head
Southern Lord reissue art for SLEEP’s Dopesmoker by the great Arik Moonhawk Roper
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you would have told me in 2019 that in a few years I’d be 100% all in on Ari Aster and have no interest whatsoever in Egger’s career I’d have called you crazy and yet, here we are
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looking forward to the FBI visiting me because I dared to post “I think Palestinian and Lebanese people being blown to pieces is wrong & evil” online and hitting em with “so which one of you is the bestiality hire?” and proceeding to get suicided by cop
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Crowley’s influence lives on (derogatory)
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Some of the stuff in Freddy Got Fingered hasn't aged well at all. That food is completely rotten by now
Tom Green on a food assembly line covered in cheese
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tom Savini is a fucking legend. And he lost everything. His home. His beloved pets. His life's work - work that served as the foundation of the horror we hold most dear. There isn't the character count to list his legacy here. If you can, please consider donating. www.gofundme.com/f/support-to...
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Donate to Support Tom Savini After House Fire, organized by Jason Baker
Tom Savini, special makeup effects legend, is facing a heartbreaking loss after Tom’s … Jason Baker needs your support for Support Tom Savini After House Fire
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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
representative nancy mace had mostly a mouth for a face she got a tattoo then went number 2 now beans are all over the place
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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
RIP Screaming Mad George 🕊️
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You know what time it is RIP Screaming Mad George!
FREAKED Umbrella box set
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Mike Scott-World's #1 Fire Birds Fan @hibachijustice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
1991- We're just two years removed from Batman, still years away from the kind of source accurate comic movies we're used to now. Anime breaking through to the US mainstream was still decades away. And yet Screaming Mad George (along with the great Steve Wang) gave us this. RIP to a master
A closeup of the Guyver helmet (1991)Full body shot of The Guyver (1991)
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Quinn Space, No One Can Hear You Scream @qjtbailey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Godspeed to one of the most brilliant practical effects artists to ever walk this earth and a true-blue auteur of FX makeup.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"woke 2" "woke 3" can we settle for "nuremberg done right"
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Boot hands are a go I’ve only ever seen Drive on Tubi so this should be a sick visual upgrade
4K copy of Steve Wang’s excellent DRIVE
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
RIP Big Man
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
we at city hall have heard you loud and clear. workers will begin immediate removal of Flock cameras, followed by the installation of technology from Gander LLC
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Watching Bondarchuk’s War and Peace for the first time and, while the cinematography is incredible, I can’t get over how fucked up everyone’s makeup is. They look like done up corpses. Savini Dawn zombies attend a ball
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
shipwrecked cannibals on a desert island starting to see each other as slightly more delicious looking guys
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I really hope that all of the people in my feeds who rail against gen-AI flyer art (and rightfully so) and are also horror fans, don’t fall prey to Ice Cream Man now that the reviews are pointing to its abundance of AI effects. Don’t be a contradiction, speak with your wallets here.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dystopia www.news.com.au/technology/o...
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AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books
If you have retreated to physical books because the internet is too full of AI slop, bad news — now they’re shredding the books to feed their AI slop machines.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The anti-data center movement is like "I don't want to pay more money for a thing that will not benefit me at all and will actively make my life measurably worse in a bunch of ways" and the pro-data center movement is like "We want it to be illegal for you to not like us."
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Catching a pretty awesome glimpse of 2028 where Shapiro runs and this image is posted so much I see it in my sleep
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When I saw King Diamond in November 2019 he was promoting an album, The Institute, that didn’t exist. It’s 2026 and there’s still no sign of it. No wonder Andy finally left. Love KD to death but man, he really blew it here
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My recollection is this was one of those “shot in the 2000s” movies that had a hideous dvd transfer and if I’m correct then this is a tremendous upgrade. Still an ugly movie but at least it has a nice, clean image now. Easily the weakest of the trilogy but I like it more than most people seem to.
Newly released Tetsuo: The Bullet Man blu-ray
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Weird Popeyes @weirdpopeyes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A Popeye comic book from Hong Kong in which he battles Ultraman and a dragon in addition to Bluto.
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dude, can you announce release dates for the Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles & Braindead/Dead Alive 4K restorations before distracting yourself with yet another project? Sorry for sounding like a whiny nerd but it’s been almost ten years since these holy grail restorations were announced.
Headline stating “Peter Jackson to return to direct sequel after 10-year hiatus
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Fort ruins
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
All this talk about the cyclops in that new movie made me check out a cyclops movie I’ve been meaning to watch for years. Despite nothing happening for 90% of the runtime I really enjoyed my time with this. Elevator scene made me shout “holy shit!” loud enough to scare my cats
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/07/2026
he needs to be ousted as leader immediately
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I saw Gummo as a teenager and wanted to fight Harmony Korine afterwards. That was 20 years ago and through all the growing I’ve done I still can’t entertain the idea of revisiting it. Korine being good friends with Jared Kushner only plays a tiny part in that.
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Brandon Streussnig 📽️ @brndnstrssng.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
An all time great freak. What an actor. Tremendously sad 💔
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12/07/2026
it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
upside down seal lookin real weird
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026
Users with John Brown pfps when you say ‘By any means necessary’
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I FUCKING HATE CLARK CLIFFORD @devintoshea.bsky.social Enjoying the hell out of this even if the various events described sometimes send me into a rage
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Listening to the commentary track and Sayadian says that it was quickly pulled from porno theaters because audiences were demanding refunds lmao
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Did this play in porno theaters? I’ve never wanted to see audience reaction footage until seeing this. I’m pretty sure Stephen Sayadian is even more disgusted with sex than Paul Morrissey. As a huge Dr. Caligari fan Cafe Flesh definitely scratches that same itch
Mondo Macabro’s Cafe Flesh 4k
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell
a dog surrounded by vacuum cleaners
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Jasmine @cosmicjasmine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Going back to the master today. No writer has ever understood it like he does.
A collection of books by Thomas Ligotti.
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Michael Cisco @michaelcisco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
just so i don't forget, a day early -- happy birthday to thomas ligotti --
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
always hearing terrible news about that platner guy. at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he had an actual nazi tattoo on his chest. i bet everyone would immediately cease supporting him to avoid embarrassing themselves, if that happened
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Garble Slew @phlegmbuoyant.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The only thing I celebrate on July 4th is this tweet
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