Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 39myeah i have bug naturals (a chitin exoskeleton and a segmented body) 3666
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 1hThe coffee kissed me, and the morning slapped me. 0177
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 25mNitpicking is foreplay 064
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 12hSmoking my favorite flavor of crayon after a long day counting how many points are on different shapes 0198
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell" 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 28m daily reminder that there’s more of us than there are of them 🫶 0111
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Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1hDeleted for your comfort. 03917
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1hWhen I grow up I wanna be a unicorn 148429
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12hWatching the movie The Craft in 1996: I should learn witchcraft Watching the movie The Craft in 2026: I should buy more candles 411128
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"amberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 2hCan we start over I wasn't ready 26326
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 22hMy doctor is very new age. And by new age I mean he learned everything on Youtube 14020
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 1hnaked in the exam room and she didn’t even buy me dinner first 24515
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell" 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1hif the penalty for a crime is a fine it is only a crime for poor people 1246
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 3hnot including most of the pages cuz too many family names but here's a taste 131
"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 9hFrom that day on, if I was goin somewhere, I was rHunning! 010
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 13hMy genetic markers are dry erase. 0249
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 11ha list of things you could do instead of arguing with strangers on the internet: - befriend the monster under your bed - look for cool bugs outside - look for cool bugs inside - read a book - perform an exorcism on a family pet - take up archery - listen to bjork - practice telepathy 117717
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Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 11hTP wadders are the ones you need to worry about 141
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 12hCall me old fashioned, but I would have made a great house husband 65212
"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 11hImagine this: paying a podcast to read your message to your 1 year old baby to listen to in the future 000
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12hi bet Icarus burned the roof of his mouth 99222
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 15hhaving fun with my friends on the internet dot com 1435
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Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 13hbaba these yagas 1316
Reposted by "Stumpus Unwell"🔪𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙹 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚢🔪 @janky.isgoodat.sex · 13heverything about this profile is perfect, it has *everything* but i can't put into words the feeling that the banner gives me 4335
"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 13hI've been watching with subtitles for years and never noticed this 110
"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 13hIt doesn't. Frasier is a prick and his brother isn't much better 010