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"Stumpus Unwell"

@philipmarks87.bsky.social
4.8K followers 830 following 63K posts

I love my dogS. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. 🤙 he/him Probably reading something good📚💙 #art #charcoal #chalk Prints available here: 2-philip-marks.pixels.com

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 39m
yeah i have bug naturals (a chitin exoskeleton and a segmented body)
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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 1h
The coffee kissed me, and the morning slapped me.
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 25m
Nitpicking is foreplay
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 12h
Smoking my favorite flavor of crayon after a long day counting how many points are on different shapes
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 28m
daily reminder that there’s more of us than there are of them 🫶
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Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 10h
in the 90s, all my best friends were future marine biologists ✨🐬💖✨
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 31m
☺️🙌🖤 thank you!
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1h
Deleted for your comfort.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 35m
It's National Taco Tuesday!
Sweet whitish-tan puppy named Taco laying in grass Same dog named Taco leaning on the back of the couch and looking back at the camera from the window he was staring out of.Puppy named Taco laying in grass by a tennis ball PUPPY TACO laying on a couch. He's so adorable. 4 months old
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 43m
You are a unicorn ❤️❤️
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1h
When I grow up I wanna be a unicorn
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12h
Watching the movie The Craft in 1996: I should learn witchcraft Watching the movie The Craft in 2026: I should buy more candles
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 1h
Advil Lavigne
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 2h
Can we start over I wasn't ready
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 22h
My doctor is very new age. And by new age I mean he learned everything on Youtube
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 1h
naked in the exam room and she didn’t even buy me dinner first
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1h
be the easy to her peasy
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1h
if the penalty for a crime is a fine it is only a crime for poor people
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 1h
A real treasure!
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 1h
Okay this is amazing 🖤🖤🖤
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 3h
not including most of the pages cuz too many family names but here's a taste
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 9h
From that day on, if I was goin somewhere, I was rHunning!
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 13h
My genetic markers are dry erase.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 10h
This is what I was looking for 😆
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 10h
Maybe the most appropriate snacks
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 10h
Mmm pets 🤤
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 11h
What pairs well with drugs?
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 11h
Everyone start shaking your buns rn
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 11h
What book?
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 11h
a list of things you could do instead of arguing with strangers on the internet: - befriend the monster under your bed - look for cool bugs outside - look for cool bugs inside - read a book - perform an exorcism on a family pet - take up archery - listen to bjork - practice telepathy
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 11h
Bury me with some protein powder so my bones stay strong.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 11h
That's probably generous 😉😆
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 11h
TP wadders are the ones you need to worry about
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 11h
Peach, coffee, chocolate Pretty basic
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 12h
Call me old fashioned, but I would have made a great house husband
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine this: paying a podcast to read your message to your 1 year old baby to listen to in the future
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 12h
Thank you!!! 🥹🖤
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 12h
Cheers, folks 🖤
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H.B. Tyson @hbtyson.bsky.social · 22h
Weird art is always needed.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12h
i bet Icarus burned the roof of his mouth
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 15h
having fun with my friends on the internet dot com
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19h
going as slutty dissociation for halloween this year
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Rob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 16h
Found a cheat code.
Muting the exact phrase "I think you'll find".
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 13h
baba these yagas
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 13h
Gross. Don't like that at all
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 13h
Montreal Snake Sneezening
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🔪𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙹 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚢🔪 @janky.isgoodat.sex · 13h
everything about this profile is perfect, it has *everything* but i can't put into words the feeling that the banner gives me
Clowns to the left of me,

jokers to the right, here I am...

Bob Dylan

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Democrat. Am Yisrael Chai. Slava Ukraini. Deadhead. Fly Eagles Fly No DMs. Keep on scrolling if all you have to offer is MAGA or leftist bullshit

Joined Nov '24
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 13h
I've been watching with subtitles for years and never noticed this
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 13h
It doesn't. Frasier is a prick and his brother isn't much better
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 13h
A "whore". She was an escort and he didn't know
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