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"Stumpus Unwell"

@philipmarks87.bsky.social
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I love my dogS. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. 🤙 he/him Probably reading something good📚💙 #art #charcoal #chalk Prints available here: 2-philip-marks.pixels.com

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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 17h
Wtf!!? You got an iPhone? If so, huge win for Android devices 😆😆😆
Screenshot with asterisks evenly set akimbo the letter i
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kingfisher #chalktober #art 🪶
White chalk drawing on black paper of a kingfisher bird perched on a branch
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Winky
White chalk drawing on black paper of a black and white cat with one eye kinda messed up laying down
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🥰
Picture of medium sized white dog with a pink ball in her mouth running towards the camera in a field at dusk. Big lights around the field
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
V for Van Life
The V in the circle kinda like anarchy symbol from v for vendetta
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuckin love these pups 🥰
Two white dogs in the grass of a baseball field turned into a dog park at night with the lights on. Rita is laying down on the left with her pink ball and Taco is sitting on the right
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can I interest you in some adorable?
Medium sized white dog named Rita laying down in the woods with a pink ball in her mouth
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They fucked up when they didn't make the Roomba look like this
Signed picture of Rosey Jetson the robot vacuuming
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh okay, have a good day man
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#art
Charcoal drawing of a woman in a red dress walking down a dreary sidewalk. Woman is the only color on the page
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Upsetting flatware continued
Picture of some overly artistic silverware. They have hollow handles with big swoops. The fork looks like a spork. Honestly these actually look great but I know I would hate holding these simply because of the hollow handles.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wanna go for a walk with me and two adorable puppies?
Pretty scene of a trail covered with fallen leaves and the sun peering through the sparsely covered tree branches. Don't ya love the Fall?
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would never
Book cover: My Side Of The Mountain by Jean Craighead George (an illustration of a boy letting a hawk land on his gloved hand)
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#chalktober
Chalk pastel drawing of an autumn scene. Trees with reds and yellows over a green field, under a blue sky with some fluffy clouds
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Quark ☺️🖤🖖🐈‍⬛ #art
Charcoal drawing of a black cat laying down. Very cute, beautiful eyes
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you get to this?
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's National Taco Tuesday!
Sweet whitish-tan puppy named Taco laying in grass Same dog named Taco leaning on the back of the couch and looking back at the camera from the window he was staring out of.Puppy named Taco laying in grass by a tennis ball PUPPY TACO laying on a couch. He's so adorable. 4 months old
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Since when do subtitles insert a "(bleep)" when the actual dialogue isn't bleeped??? Wtf?
Niles saying "I'm dating a (bleep)." Instead of whore. From Frasier TV show.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're in elementary school and the president needs to know how flexible you are. Sit and reach, bitch
Sit and reach box. It's the thing where you try to keep your knees straight and push a little slider as far as possible past your toes
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Beefy little dude 🕷️
I think it's a wolf spider. Face pointing down, close up shot on my curtain
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dotted line heart emoji
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dusk fetch
Picture of a medium sized white dog named Rita running in a field with an orange ball in her mouth
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here ya go, friend 🖤🤙
Charcoal drawing of the rat from above that is standing on its hind legs and holding a little wooden stand of some sort
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The colors, Duke, the colors! #chalktober
Colorful  abstract almost tye die drawing with soft pastel
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#chalktober
Soft pastel drawing of an old man's face
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#spooky #art
Chalk and charcoal drawing on black paper of a really creepy looking rabbit-ish
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Agnes Skinner from the Simpsons pointing angrily and saying "eat your candy corn!"
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pulled out the black paper and chalk for the first time in a while
Chalk drawing on black paper with charcoal on top of a face
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Otter post
Charcoal drawing of an otterPencil drawing of a baby otter with one hand in its mouth
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Upsetting flatware continued
Well...  A bent ass fork, a wonky spoon and a crooked fucking knife. They almost look like they're meant to be ergonomic or adaptive, but I don't think they are. The fork is bent upwards in the handle 90° the spoon is bent downwards and the knife looks almost like a scythe. The handles have finger grooves but only look like they would make them more uncomfortable. Boo these utensils. Boo
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moved it to a tree in the shade 🖤🤙
Big moth on my fingerBig moth on my finger from the front
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@rebarmcentire.bsky.social BUG. Mondo moth
Picture of a very large hairy moth hanging on a chain link fence
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dog #art
Charcoal drawing of a black and mahogany dachshund. Weenie dog with doberman colors
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bobbo bobbin
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rita Pepita
Sweet fluffy medium sized white dog named Rita sitting in front of a wood panel painted with some colorful wings. It kinda looks like they're coming off of Rita's back. @lindsaymaeart tag is for the artist on Instagram
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You say pumpkin spice I say cinnamon rice
Package of horchata mix from Klass
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Upsetting flatware continued
Silverware, but make it a bad tribal tattoo. Kinda has a barb wire feel to it. Lots of jagged points and little gaps in the handles. The spoon and fork heads look mostly normal but the knife blade looks like it's from behind the counter at the 90s head shop. It's way too pointy and dangerous looking to be used to eat with. the back of the blade has a chunk taken out of it making it look like it could open a bottle or catch a fish
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fall
Selfie of me wearing sunglasses, a cap, and a blue flannel over a gray shirt. I'm outside
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤷 draw
Charcoal drawing of a woman with white eyes looking up. View from above.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pulled over because damn
Just a gorgeous sunset over a large country field. You can see the reflection on top of my car in the foreground
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meerkat
Charcoal drawing of a meerkat looking back over its shoulder. Pretty scratchy
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does this count as recycling or upcycling?
Sign for quality service that says 'unclog for dogs... Drain unclogged = 5lbs food donated."
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There can be only Munn
Olivia Munn face badly photoshopped onto frodo baggins
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😃
Selfie of me kinda squinting, bearded and wearing a blue hat. Walking around a track outside
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Marten named Martin
Charcoal drawing of a marten, kinda scratchy
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marmoset
Charcoal drawing scratchy of a marmoset face
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pangolin
Charcoal drawing of a pangolin. Pretty scratchy
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And their bird friend
A charcoal drawing with a kitten, a giant spider and then a chickadee flying overhead
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pork Roll and their spider friend
Charcoal drawing of a kitten and a giant spider behind her
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pork Roll
Charcoal drawing of a kitten
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