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Green Communist, cat fan, Bristol Rovers. Same username on the other site. he/him, they/them or she/her. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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5th Iranian White Van Regiment 🇵🇸 @mickeymarxclub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[Police Commander with typically bad rural mobile reception] "Prime minister, there are strong indications a van played a role in the incident"
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly incredible the extent to which so many people have convinced themselves that opposing universal benefits is somehow a progressive position. One of the main ways the centre left has radicalised itself into austerity Osborneism, tbh.
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Bottles @bottles1936.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Greetings and salutations. Some goss' This is getting VERY interesting. On 4 Sept 2025, Baroness Nicholson wrote personally to Met Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley about the Graham Linehan (kick them) affair. And who did she attack in that letter? Lynsay Watson - the person who reported Linehan.
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Laura Richmond @laurarichmond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A few weeks ago my phone buzzed at midnight - a delivery notification from Evri. I got out of bed, opened the front door, and there in a huge mound on my doorstep were Evri parcels for every address within a half mile radius.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you have more empathy for the box of blinky lights than you do for, say, trans people or refugees, you are frankly a bad person
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely wild to hear "is computer human" from dickheads who treat large groups of people as if they're not
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percy pig destroyer @owenlj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't know if they had a "must start after 2000" stipulation, but if not, Frasier isn't on here and is probably the best sitcom of both centuries it was broadcast in.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Classic example of a "Hitler guy" in the wild here. defector.com/racehorse-ow...
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Racehorse Owner Told To Rename His Hitleresque Steed | Defector
The Jockey Club, the leading sanctioning body in what’s left of the sport of horse racing in the U.S., sent out a clear message Wednesday to anybody thinking of naming their horse after Hitler: Don’t ...
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Curse of the Libby Dead @captainlibatron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I stand by my long held opinion that Caitlin Moran is fucking awful
Well. What a week. The history of conflict in the Levantine Middle East stretches all the way back to the Babylonians, Persians, Greeks and Romans. To try to understand the clashes of cultures, religions and factions in this region requires weeks of heavy reading, almost always ending with the exhausted conclusion, “Wow — this is all very complicated. It feels like there maybe isn’t a straightforward solution to the whole thing after all.”
But the worst bit? I think we can all agree: it’s Ed Sheeran’s backing band quitting his world tour after things got heated on TikTokFor a super-online generation for whom Gaza is the defining issue, Sheeran is now being talked about far more than either Binyamin Netanyahu, who ordered the indiscriminate bombing of Gaza (unlike Sheeran!), or Khalil al-Hayya, the leader of Hamas, who helped plan the October 7 attacks (also unlike Sheeran!).
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Airport!
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vimonsessey.bsky.social @vimonsessey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Er....?
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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
I love to tune into #BBCNews to watch them fashwashing the violent racist thug who tried to drown a French rescuer; and then running a long ad for Meta's latest pervert glasses, which exist solely to cause noise pollution & to muddy the waters so it's harder to tell who is a pervert. FUCK THIS.
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there's a depth of political illiteracy among our media-political class that's astounding, they don't even know what Conservatism is and why this radicalisation to the far-right was inevitable
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"the decent centre-right" are often the same people who were calling for Mandela to be executed so I'm not interested in hearing it tbh
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/09/2026
ten times a day i am living that scene from CABARET where they're driving by all the dead communists piled in the street but instead all the nazis are wearing clown noses and clown shoes and clown pants and clown makeup and they're honking bicycle horns and they're spraying the corpses with seltzer
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know what day it is
Newsweek 1995 issue on Bisexuality "Not Gay. Not Straight. A new Sexual Identity Emerges.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my Bis especially people my age who grew up with systemic homophobia & biphobia and buried all those Other Feelings because it was the path of least resistance and are only just unpicking that & worry that it doesn't count now bc it's not enough & you're too old anyway
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Brenda O'Neill @guessweredone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chris Mason crouched between the cameras waiting to ask Donald Trump some moronic question about transgender bathrooms
A screenshot of BOB from Twin Peaks crouching behind the bed
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: HI TEAM. LAV A HEAVILY SOILED. REQ DEEP CLEAN GOOD LUCK Area: Portsmouth, UK Type: Airbus A320 A: #a1d54827b4b F: #f55e9caef75
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
🧵In the late-90s I got obsessed with cars. Not Ferraris and Porsches, ALL cars currently in production in Britain. I'd buy What Car magazine and I used to carry around a copy of Parkers guide. I dreamed of presenting Top Gear.
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percy pig destroyer @owenlj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it "When I'm 64?"
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
corporate asked you to find the differences between these two pictures
Tilcayo, the newly discovered leopard catHeater, the well-known orange baby (identical)
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 19/09/2026
new insult just dropped
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
trash-like-me on tumblr: "I'm still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was

"My lord that's soap""

hearthburn replies: "Is that Roman Bath? 'Cause our Faire has Roman Bath that hands out lil soap samples and apparently someone ALWAYS eats the soap. I developed a habit of wandering by at least once a day and going 'so how many?' and the sample hander-outer would be "Three today" or "Six and it's not even lunchtime, what the hell". On one occasion "Two, but one of them went 'ooh, soap' before she bit into it and I'm still confused."

forthegothicheroine replies: "- Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
So Oxford United just launched, and then quickly withdrew, a new American football-style shirt collection. This was the launch image:
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Pepsi Max Enjoyer @stoffeloni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
YOU THINK QUNO FUCKING CARES? QUNO FUCKING CARES!
Quaker United Nations Office
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whoever ends up making the next series of Doctor Who, I hope they use some of that screen time to address the legitimate concerns of the Daleks.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Paolo Sandro @paolosandro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
WHERE IS THE UK GOVERNMENT?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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polytoken dot dev @polytoken.dev · 15/09/2026
nobody else has the steel moral core to tell you the truth in release notes
- Some bugs removed.
- More bugs added.
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Anna @tgannawade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fox at The Oval! FOX AT THE OVAL!! And he's got a ball! 😃 #TheCricket
A fox on the covers at The Oval with a white cricket ball in its mouth
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can we please stop doing this? I made a comic about it and everything!
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percy pig destroyer @owenlj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Genuinely thought this was a historic transition timeline when I first saw it (starting top right and going anti clockwise)
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm officially carving out a very special allowance for "gotta hand it to Macklemore" specifically scoped to this situation, his related political views, etc. - we can resume busting on Macklemore outside of this scope at a later date
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A sample of what, exactly?
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Man denies exposing genitals and failing to give police a sample
A man has denied exposing his genitals in his Land Rover.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You sound like this but more racist
Four years ago Lib Dem Ministers started agitating for a 5p charge on plastic bags. It took us months to persuade Cameron and Osborne. We finally got the policy in an eve-of-conference trade, in return for tightening benefit sanctions.
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
look, the fact is, a lot of swing voters looooove torturing the omelas kid. they want to put more kids in the hole, actually, yeah. but not YOUR kid--oh, okay. well. still, big picture, thinking about the electoral map--
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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RTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know it's where we're at in 2026 and we all know it, but it bears stating the obvious that every major company in the world is openly throwing a tantrum that people expect them to provide goods and services instead of just sending them a payment of $200 every month for nothing
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