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alix e. harrow

@alixeharrow.bsky.social
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NYT-bestselling fantasy author in charlottesville va

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Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cached US #KindleBookGiveaway: 10 copies of The Ten Thousand Doors of January by @alixeharrow.bsky.social, which I *have* but *have not yet read* (sheesh!), but have only heard really good things about. I'm assuming The 20,000 Doors of February is coming soon.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of my most sacred & cringe book release rituals is to buy something that matches the cover and honestly i crushed it this time
a late-thirties white woman doing a bathroom mirror selfie. i'm holding an orange book and wearing an orange sweater, looking pleased with myself
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so not only did greene county sheriff’s deputies assist ICE in stealing dozens of our neighbors, they flagrantly violated the constitution by racially profiling drivers AND tried to cover that up by violating state law requiring them to accurately report their traffic stop data to the state?
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"he's nothing but ego. if he stopped bragging he wouldn't have anything to say." --my 8yo, about another 8yo, unprovoked
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i know better than to go on cville reddit, but the casual white lib condescension towards years of Black community organizing sure explains a lot about this town!
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
kids wanted to "dress up" for picture day, which apparently means, in this household, plaid flannel shirts. damning stuff
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me typing "upper back pain why" into google
the dad from the movie Coraline. he's sitting at his computer with a neck that extends at almost a perfect right angle from his shoulders. the light has left his eyes.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
nothing this guy writes is worth the calories it takes to read it, but it's wild to see a man publicly admit that he thinks there are only two types of people in the world: him, and Minorities
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this book requires me to learn some late 19th century sailing jargon and idk why every single word needs to sound like something a drunk victorian would yell out his carriage window
GLUT.
A piece of canvass sewed into the centreof a sail near the head. It has an eyelet-hole in the middle for the bunt-jigger or becket to go through.

GOB-LINE, or GAUB-LINE.
A rope leading from the martingale inboard. The same as back-rope.

GOODGEON. (See GUDGEON [sic].)

GOOSE-NECK.
An iron ring fitted to the end of a yard or boom, for various purposes.

GOOSE-WINGED.
The situation of a course when the buntlines and lee clew are hauled up, and the weather clew down.DOLPHIN-STRIKER.
The martingale. (See PLATE 1.)

DOUSE.
To lower suddenly.

DOWELLING.
A method of coaking, by letting pieces into the solid, or uniting two pieces together by tenoning.

DOWNHAUL.
A rope used to haul down jibs, staysails, and studdingsails.

DRABLER.
A piece of canvass laced to the bonnet of a sail, to give it more drop.

DRAG.
A machine with a bag net, used for dragging on the bottom for anything lost.

DRAUGHT.
The depth of water which a vessel requires to float her.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
extremely niche content but if your 7-14yo children love soccer AND guys with cool powers...... this show is For Them youtu.be/qVeikhEKaY0?...
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Dragon Striker Official Trailer ⚽🥅 | New Series | @disneychannelanimation
YouTube video by Disney Channel Animation
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh! forgot to post this here: there's a 15th anniversary edition of THE NIGHT CIRCUS coming out and i got to write an introduction for it <3 www.penguin.co.uk/books/412187...
a redone cover for THE NIGHT CIRCUS by erin morgenstern. a man in a bowler hat looking at a woman. sort of moulin rouge vibes. a line at the top says "with a new introduction by alix e. harrow"
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hey if you get an email from "authoraharrow@gmail.com" it's not me!!!! it's my sloppelgänger!
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
motion to ban author readings unless they are willing to commit to doing funny voices for every character. exceptions will be made for authors with naturally hot voices and/or cool accents
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ideally a marriage consists of one person who is nice enough to let the door-to-door bible guys start a conversation and one person who is mean enough to get them out of it
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Climate Change Denialism? Area Woman Bakes Apple Pie Even Though it's Still Hot as Shit
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SURPRISE!! my first uk tour 😭


The

SLANTWISE HISTORIES

UK BOOK TOUR

AN

17th November | Mr B's Emporium of Reading Delights, Bath

18th November | Waterstones Trafalgar Square, London


19th November | Waterstones Birmingham

20th November | Topping & Company Booksellers, York

21st November | The Bound, Whitley Bay (Daytime Signing)

21st November | Topping & Company Booksellers, Edinburgh

ALIX E. HARROW
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
first review I've seen for this story and it turns out i was, perhaps, like everyone else: goin through it
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Lee Mandelo @leemandelo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
October events and appearances! Get hype for Halloween season, come see me and fellow writers like @stgibson.bsky.social and @caitlinstarling.com (and more!), buy some spooky books 👻
October Events:
10/10 @ 3pm w S T Gibson, Butcher Cabin Books 4th Anniversary, Louisville KY

10/13 6-8pm, Midwest horror and Gothic lit fest, Indianapolis IN @ Guggman Haus Brewing Co.

10/25 10-2:30 Hops & Horrors at Destihl Beer Hall in Normal IL

10/29 6:30pm in convo w Caitlin Starling at Bucket O Blood in Chicago IL
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i love it when people disguise their strident, contrarian, frankly provocative opinions with a reasonable tone, so that when you get mad they can be like "omg calm down you're so obsessed with me." it doesn't annoy me at all and it will not turn me into a supervillain
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dying to know how the team settled on "i actually do have values, but they're secret, so feel free to imagine they are good" as a defensive strategy. was someone like, okay, so imagine a cat in a box with a flask of poison and a geiger counter--
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
as a reader of historical romances i have to say the thing where she makes him give up his elaborate revenge plot to prove his love?? baffling. unrealistic. girl this is a group project now
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
we started the first lotr movie this weekend and the kids had to pause halfway through to build: the entire fellowship
the main lotr guys in lego form, as assembled from non-lotr sets, bc those sets are not priced with children in mind
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 12/09/2026
excuse me @alixeharrow.bsky.social made me read this short story and now I am having FEELINGS (she also wrote about it! buttondown.com/alixeharrow/...)
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26 Monkeys, Also The Abyss - Kij Johnson
Winner of the 2009 World Fantasy AwardWinner of the 2008 Asimov’s magazine Readers Award for best short storyFinalist, 2008 Nebula AwardFinalist, 2008 Hugo AwardScience Fiction World has accepted Guo ...
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sent out a 2,800 word newsletter today. about my own work? god no. about a 2008 short story by kij johnson of course!! follow me 4 more promo tips 👍 buttondown.com/alixeharrow/...
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on other people's writing
some news, and a close reading of a short story that isn't mine
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Anyone calling the refusal to compromise on trans rights a "purity test" can get into the bin as far as I'm concerned
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"books should start with action" "the first pages must introduce the protagonist" "world building should be invisible" hush child ms. robin mckinley is speaking
CHAPTER

1

The magic in that country was so thick and tenacious that it settled over the land like chalk-dust and over floors and shelves like slightly sticky plaster-dust. (Housecleaners in that country earned unusually good wages.) If you lived in that country, you had to de-scale your kettle of its encrusta-tion of magic at least once a week, because if you didn't, you might find yourself pouring hissing snakes or pond slime into your teapot instead of water. (It didn't have to be anything scary or unpleasant, like snakes or slime, especially in a cheerful household magic tended to reflect the atmosphere of the place in which it found itself-but if you want a cup of tea, a cup of lavender-and-gold pansies or ivory thimbles is unsatisfactory. And while the pansies-put dry in a vase-would probably last a day, looking like ordinary pansies, be-fore they went greyish-dun and collapsed into magic dust, something like an ivory thimble would begin to smudge and

crumble as soon as you picked it up.) The best way to do it was to have a fairy as a member of your household, because she (it was usually a she) could lay a finger on the kettle just as it came to a boil (absentminded fairies could often be recognised by a pad of scar-tissue on the finger they favoured for kettle-cleaning) and murmur a
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
aside from everything else, it's very funny to pretend that hiring "GHOST writers" ever made you, yourself, an author. you are simply describing two types of guys who did not write a book
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
husband just solved a minor household problem and said "that's why they pay me the big bucks." it's not his birthday but i'm pretty sure this is the day he turned forty
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
update: total failure. showed up at the bus stop with three copies of the paper and riley was tolerantly amused, like a celebrity dealing with pushy fans. my own son (a traitor) ended up just reading the interview and laughing at the best lines
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just checking the cville school site on the very day that mr. mamdani bans AI in schools--


Try Our New Al Assistant

Got a question about Charlottesville City Schools? Try asking our website's new Al Assistant. Click the chat bubble in the righthand corner of your screen to get started.

5 days ago
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
coverage like this is genuinely why our police chief wanted cops back in the schools. he's very good at PR and security theater! who cares about national and local statistics if you get wholesome photo ops!
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Did I just order the books this kid recommended for my school library? Yes, yes I did.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is perhaps the best piece of journalism i have ever been involved with
How long have you known Alix Harrow?

Wait, that’s her name? 

Yep.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i'm not saying dolly got to handpick an entourage, i'm just saying, if she did.....wouldn't it have been wendell berry and tim curry
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
so it turns out asking someone to accept an award on your behalf is the 21st century equivalent of asking them to be your second in a duel, in that they are risking life and limb for the sake of your honor
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D.D. @thedragonsden.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A HUGE congrats to @alixeharrow.bsky.social for her book “The Everlasting” winning the Hugo award for Best Novel!! Thank you so much for sharing this story with the world. This book is a masterpiece and if you haven’t read it you absolutely should! Here’s some fanart in celebration!
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 31/08/2026
NEW FROM ME: On a hellish third-country removal flight last month, passengers say ICE-contracted guards got drunk, teased and beat them, tied them up, refused to let them use the lavatory. One says he witnessed an ICE agent admit to illegal chain refoulement. prospect.org/2026/08/31/w...
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‘What America Did to Me Is Wrong’: Inside One of the Largest Third-Country Removal Flights So Far - The American Prospect
On July 31, an estimated 71 detainees were expelled to various countries on a hellish flight to Africa. Many were then illegally returned to their home countries.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i-- i promised I'd walk the kids to school but i will be doing it on a cloud of gratitude. thank you all, and special thanks to Amal for accepting on my behalf, and congratulations to every single person on this list!!!
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
were my kids excited for the LAFC game? yeah sort of
a homemade sign, demonstrating an 8yo's grasp of kerning and font size, which reads GO DENIS BOUANGA GO SON HEUNG-MIN GO DAVID MARTINEZ. upon reflection the D in "Denis" looks a bit like a "P"
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my children are both reading their library books on the amtrak rn, on their way to watch a soccer match. sad to see them pandering to the bsky crowd so young
a perfect angel baby reading The Red Pyramid in front of a blurred train window
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
love to be stuck in a news cycle that goes atrocity, atrocity, something so stupid it embarrasses you even to address it, atrocity again
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ICE has fallen out of the headlines but July marked the largest number of migrant detentions ever on record. Five migrants have died in ICE custody in the last two months. It's also currently impossible to legally migrate to this country, as 100% of visa applications have been paused.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh okay. him too?? that's god saying go ahead and take the rest of the week off. fuck it.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
neutral. lol. some of yall wouldn't recognize a moral stance if it danced in front of you wearing nothing but rhinestones
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
because my kids were both born on medicaid in eastern kentucky, they got imagination library books in the mail for a little while. always felt like a package delivered from a world just a little better & kinder than ours.
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Isabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 25/08/2026
IM RIGHT IM LITERALLY ALWAYS RIGHT
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Wire Mother by Isabel J. Kim
Clarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
one thing i didn't anticipate about being on the cover of my local paper is that a 5th grader might show up at the bus stop and start loudly, mercilessly reading excerpts to the neighborhood kids. we should, collectively, be more frightened of children
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