An autistic woman is boring the ever-living fuck out of her friends and family by relentlessly questioning her own diagnosis, sources have claimed.  To put her doubts to rest, Paige Thomas, 39,…

To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate

Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD. Speaking in front of a parliamentary group, paediatrician…

An autistic person who once recorded a three-hour VHS tape of television adverts has realised those adverts are taking up valuable brain space which might be put to better use, like memorising the…

An autistic history student has been contemplating an era before gluten-free bread and 24-hour pharmacies, and has confirmed they would have been absolutely fucked. Luca Mignon, 21, has consumed so…

A man has suddenly decided to embrace being autistic, coincidentally at the exact moment he faces allegations of sexual misconduct at work, sources have claimed. Wallace Murray, 45, has spent the…

One individual has made the regrettable mistake of travelling to an autistic woman’s home city to socialise with her, having no idea of the itinerary of educational activities she has planned for the…

A cat has become one of the world’s best-selling musical artists overnight, after secretly recording his owner while she sang about him. Marmaduke, six, is reported to have been the subject of near…

The existing diagnostic process of detailed interviews, forms, and observations is to be replaced by a few quick questions which will determine whether you are the genuine article or just a big fake…

This is the website for Guy Kelly: AuDHD comedian, writer, voice actor, photographer, and general silly sausage for hire

The common autistic experience of a "people hangover" is similar to an ordinary hangover, but without any alcohol or fun beforehand, a study has confirmed.  Autistic researcher Dr. Alix Gardner…

An autistic woman is facing an ethical dilemma over her preference for drinking out of one particular mug, it has been revealed. Lottie Fitzgerald, 35, from Southsea, has developed a strong…

An autistic adult is reported to have learned that stickers on fruit are there to aid identification and pricing, and are not, in fact, a little present from the distributor in recognition of just…

An autistic woman has demolished her home and squandered her livelihood in pursuit of the source of a mysterious high-pitched buzzing noise, it has been revealed. Niamh Callaghan, 43, first noticed…

A new website has launched allowing people who like to collect dead relatives to trace the autism running through their family tree, according to a recent press release. After logging on to…

An autistic man is believed to have become a bit too good at masking, since he turned bright green and started whizzing around like Taz the Tasmanian devil, reports have confirmed.  Ben Espenson, 40,…

It's A Superpower??, an audio sitcom about members of an autism support group who acquire magic powers, is being released online. Guest stars include…

An autistic woman has been winning at mental health ever since she read a science fiction novella about an order of Roman Catholic nuns being very gay on a spaceship, reports have confirmed. Miya…

‘She’s so knowledgeable about autism’: autistic women and birthing people’s experiences of specialist perinatal mental health teams - Volume 12 Issue 4

An autistic PhD student has come up with a research topic so obscure and complex that it may have transcended human language, sources have claimed.   Kit McGodden, 25, wrote an 80,000 word…

A single autistic woman is much happier than expected, having rounded off witnessing a succession of other people's engagements by taking home an enormous jug of custard, sources have revealed. Paige…

An autistic woman’s day working from home was reportedly ruined by your request that she join a video call at short notice, you absolute psychopath.  Talia Cohen, 40, was in full goblin mode when you…