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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

"I'll let you know" - me about to disappear for 10 years

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Kimster @ostrobogulous.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

Headphones, singing Tush like I’m slinging an axe. Take me back!!

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 15/04/2024

I woke up happy naturally I am suspicious

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 15/04/2024

Don Snoreleone: the Blobfather

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Kimster @ostrobogulous.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

My child is home. I’m 3 Cape Cods into this Monday evening. 😏 On my 4th.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

[me as a psychoanalyst] Her: So what do my dreams mean? Me: Who knows? They’re boring as fuck, I can tell you that.

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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

Our first white baby emus have hatched here at the Foxloft, I am so excited! We've had lots of blondes, but BB-8 managed to hatch two white (leucistic) in his clutch, I can't believe it! 🪶

Five baby emus, three green emu eggs, and a pair of adult emu legs looming over them

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

Who called it driving in Florida instead of LifeAlert®️ in the fast lane?

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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

The 2 of 3 chickens are out! This is just down the street from us. There is always 3, but sometimes they change colour. 🤔😯

Two of three chickens, running in a neighborhood backyard.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

"It's my bed now." Sammy loves empty boxes.

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Kimster @ostrobogulous.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

You guys know I don’t like to think about tfg, but I’m watching the news and I bet he’s got the stankiest genitals

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Kimster @ostrobogulous.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

The sky was cotton candy this morning. Mr. Kitty is a flooferhenny and a lad ❤️

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

There’s not really anything I want or need and for some reason that makes certain people terribly testy

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

So proud to watch my country struggle to convict the guiltiest man alive on a mid-level bookkeeping rap

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

I don't need therapy. I just barked at a pedestrian crossing the street. I'm the happiest I've ever been my entire life

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

Doesn't matter what we say. If we share honestly, someone may take offense. That's the risk we must take to be authentic. We may learn that people that we thought were our friends, are really not, and we have to make peace with that.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

I think a required class in school should be You May Be a Spelling Bee Winner Now, But One Day You Will Question Whether You Know How to Spell Words Like "The"

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

Ssh we’re hiding!

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

Me: hmm, these fries are really salty Them: lady, where did you even come from? Get away from my food

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

A half smile and a shrug can take you far in this world. It’s all about gracious deniability. (At the very least, it should cover your escape.)

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

Omg the fetch my poopin shoes line was said by me after I saw your post about it, and it made my night complete lol. Forgot to tell you.

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

I'm glad there are articles writing about what we are all seeing, college costs have increased too much while the benefit of a degree seems to have reduced. www.newsweek.com/student-aid-...

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Student aid expert sounds alarm on 2024 college enrollment

Ellie Bruecker, the interim director of research at The Institute for College Access and Success, said there will likely be a decline in enrollment.

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Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

Keep people on their toes by starting conversations like "You seem like the person who can answer my question" and then talk about whatever you want and never ask a question.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

I’m sorry I blurted out THAT’S A GOOD MEAT BIRD when I saw your baby

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Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 11/04/2024

Little Known Fact: Fiona Apple is the niece of CEO Tim Apple.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

A perfectly ripe bartlett, juice running down my beard, drops glistening in the sun. I do not wipe it away. Soon it will dry, and there will be crystals of pear sugar woven around each copper strand. Then the ants will come. I am ready.

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Lynn from OK (she/her/old) 💙 @uppityokie.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

In my mind I still look the same as I did when I was 40 but then I see myself in a mirror and think, "Who the hell is that fat old lady."

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

We all have that one creepy neighbor who never comes out of their house. Oh wait, that's me.

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Kimster @ostrobogulous.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

I’m on the warpath today. I don’t want to be on the warpath but I’m charged up. I’m going to combust if I don’t shed some of this charge.

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PapaJ @michiganpapa.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

Good morning,

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MajorFlake @majorflake.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

When I tell people I’m 45 they invariably say something like “Oh my god I thought you were 25” (I have a benign skin condition that causes me to age slowly) but that’s not funny enough. I’m gonna start telling people I’m 65. Then they’ll really be like OH MY GOD!! and I’ll say it’s cuz I eat babies.

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