Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a time to be alive.All these Ozempic hunnies. 😃 030
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can't believe Donald Trump painted his face for this game. UT vs TN. 231
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Luna 🌙🌟 @headingwest.ca · 23/09/2026Kid Rock makes music for guys who only get to see their kids supervised, on weekends, but don't. 253
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They all knew ahead of time who he is... 6271636910337
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here. 1555802668
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953 430115814858
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No one goes to Funky Town miss. Not at night, in the dark. 2105
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Are chainsaw massacres particularly bad in Texas? I would think any chainsaw massacre would do? 172
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At the Rams and 49rs game in Melbourne, Australia , the spiral passes went the opposite way. 000
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hiring Manager: Under special skills on your résumé, you put “self-sabotage?” Me: That's right, dumbass. 35410
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the real reason why the sirens were always trying to make the ships crash on the rocks is because they owned a boat bodyshop right around the corner 48413
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️oligarchssuck.bsky.social @oligarchssuck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Worst president ever with worst cabinet ever with negotiators who are serving Putin. 1058174285731
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The latest A.I. ads are messaging that if I don't drink Ryze coffee, the wife will cheat on me. 😥 000
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 11/09/2026dr handing me a brochure that just says shut the fuck up 28619
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026news reporter on tv: they’re saying it’s the largest carmel corn heist in history wife: *looks directly at me* 29217
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i don’t think it’s a coincidence that some comfort foods are very similar, for example: macaroni and cheese, grilled cheese, cheddar cheese. all have a similar orangish color in them 717022
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Going into Monday like…static.klipy.comDog Jumps Over HedgeALT: Dog Jumps Over Hedge 011
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"i hope this e-mail finds you" ~Waldo's inbox, probably 011656
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 08/09/2026“If you can’t pleco(stomus) your friends, are they even really friends?” — @zombiecheshirepro.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comFish SuckerAlt: GIF of a large yellow plecostomus fish sucking on the scales of a smaller gray one who looks surprised and appalled 512132
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/09/202697¢ is a good price, but I’m not sure how much is left on the roll at home. 1127950
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Cop: are you under the influence of anything? Me: not yet 0299
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My favorite song about frequent bathroom stops on a road trip is "There She Goes" 🎶there she goes again🎶 010
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My bat friends: Milli and Vanilli 3468
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/08/2026cul-de-sac of the apes 15434
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Downgrade a movie: What's Licking Gilbert Grape? 3101
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i really thought my middle ages would include more jousting 1625678
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I'm still traumatized by the 80s when I had to leave the dance floor for "Only the sexy people part" of "Push It" by Salt N Pepa. (Meanies!)🙁 000
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/08/2026up, early af, on a day off, so now im everyone’s problem 14615
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026When I was a kid, cars would turn over catch fire and you only had 30 seconds to run away before it blew up. 020
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️That's HEDLEY! @hedleylamarr23.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Yesterday I tested positive for COVID, after spending a couple of days thinking it was hay fever and then realizing it wasn't. Largely due to the expertise and decades of hard work by this man, I am at home, in decent shape and not going to end up dead or in the hospital. Thank you, Dr. Fauci. 388193672965
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Susanne democratic socialist @momoftwo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This is just amazing. You would think that Texans would want to get back to that level. 741117344251
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026me: i turned on dark mode them: on your phone? me: no 524058
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026live your life in such a way that when someone else dies, everyone isn’t wishing it was you instead 3417104
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026ouija board ghost: “you’re” 118949
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Liz Ahern 🌈🇲🇽🏳️⚧️☮️ @austinmermaid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Paxton ordered women to be tracked down like criminals when seeking reproductive healthcare. Texans that care about girls and women will vote for Talarico. #TeamTalarico #GinaForTexas #VoteBlue 20044252008
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Awoke to the screaming of the pumpkins being gathered for the fall slaughter. 49332
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️A Republic If You Can Keep It @arepublicif.bsky.social · 23/08/2026North Korea is good. Canada is bad. Coal is good. Solar is bad. Measles is good. Vaccination is bad. Child rapists are good. Childcare is bad. Pointless wars are good. Universal healthcare is bad. Anyone supporting the unrelenting chaos of the #GOP deserves zero respect. #RemoveTrump 554193476305
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026*Runs over Chick-fil-A employee in parking lot* 🧔" I'm sorry" 👱" it's my pleasure." 010
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️John.... BLOCKED IF YOU DM,NO POSTS, SOLICITATIONS, PORN @benbrookjohn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026@whitehouse-47.bsky.social you can lie all you want. Voters know the TRUTH and will vote accordingly.😎 725168825966
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Those still on "X":static.klipy.comKenan Thompson Says 'Stop It'ALT: Kenan Thompson Says 'Stop It' 030
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️God @thegodshow.com · 19/08/2026Call me crazy, but perhaps being related to a Senator who died doesn’t qualify you to be a Senator. 812209263125
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19/08/2026the overwhelming need to reply on every post 1635462
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Anybody ever apologize to the spouse about a lingering fart? 😲 "I'm sorry I didn't think it would be that bad" 010
