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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 08/09/2026
The OoT remake doesn’t look bad, you’re just 40 now.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know exactly one thing about Herbert’s science fiction world
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Frank Herbert literally wrote a sci fi world, he would have supported ai
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
was the grink there
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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com · 19/05/2026
"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project." Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services. Stop making excuses and do better.
Randy "Macho Man" Savage holding up a small white cup of coffee creamer. It could be non-dairy creamer, half-and-half, or something else. Nobody's sure. He's wearing a purple shirt, a white-and-purple polka-dot wristband. black sunglasses with white frames and white stripes painted on the lenses, and a multicolored bandanna in his long hair.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
if you dont know hexadecimal i feel bad for you son i got 9D9 problems thats 2521
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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
What, it's prohibited from mentioning that Bluesky's head of trust and safety was caught liking porn on his official work account?! I disagree with that, I don't think the fact that Bluesky's head of trust and safety was caught liking porn on his official work account is a bannable offence
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Onemus @onemus.net · 26/03/2026
Cursive was useless when I learned it in school 30 years ago and has gotten more worthless since then. I sign things just fine but couldn't write a paragraph in cursive if you held a gun to my head. Learning cursive because you might have to sign your name is the dumbest shit I've ever heard
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Brb building Rome. Should be done tomorrow
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/02/2026
other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"Let them eat cake" slicer.
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/01/2026
(waking up and feeling the 8 degrees through the wall) 11 domestic beers would go crazy style right now
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Genuinely the only thing keeping me going—but it really is keeping me going—is how good it is to see people link arms and push for this to end. I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
IS THERE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY WITH AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Today once again proved that everyday citizens protesting their government are braver than the titans who own the largest media corporations, run the biggest law firms and lead the most powerful technology companies.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/01/2026
Points scored in 2025 playoff games: JMU 34 Ohio State 14 Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
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Homestar Blade Runner 20X6 @checarina.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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kyle @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
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Onemus @onemus.net · 08/12/2025
@thelouvreof.bsky.social interested in branching out into sports?
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Sean @huckelcommasean.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Me to UVA
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
roses are red big laughs are hearty
The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It’s very simple. All I want is a nine and three football team and to overthrow the government.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
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crystal @cim.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
your user base consists entirely of people who are willing to migrate from social media websites that turn on them
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Jaron @veritonsils.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I hope it says HUSTLE in hebrew on the back lmao
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
hey I know the spelling bee is fun but it’s keeping this kinda shit afloat so maybe time to divest
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
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Evangeline Gallagher @egallagher.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Every couple of years I have a new Mortal Enemy and I can tell you that all of my mental energy is trained on sending a spiritual death ray to Sam Altman, what a fucking nightmare idiot grifter jfc
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
"Once you've met transgender people you'll never stop wanting to wish ill upon J.K. Rowling with your bare hands."
-Anthony Bourdain
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Conor @c0n0r.net · 16/08/2025
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, all the way off
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
engagement bait isn't cool. repost if you agree
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2025
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
dark vader from star wars
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
If you think the people in a state that went for Trump deserves whatever happens to them but you are exempt from this as a citizen of a country that went for Trump you gotta break that down for me
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