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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 08/09/2026
The OoT remake doesn’t look bad, you’re just 40 now.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know exactly one thing about Herbert’s science fiction world
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Frank Herbert literally wrote a sci fi world, he would have supported ai
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Onemus @onemus.net · 07/08/2026
98.3 is a monster score for prelims, Bluecoats are headed for the 99 club
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Onemus @onemus.net · 02/08/2026
You're right, this bath will wait another week
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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Onemus @onemus.net · 11/06/2026
I'm so sorry Gary, let me know if there's anything I can do for you
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
was the grink there
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Brian Transplant @briantransplant.com · 19/05/2026
"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project." Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services. Stop making excuses and do better.
Randy "Macho Man" Savage holding up a small white cup of coffee creamer. It could be non-dairy creamer, half-and-half, or something else. Nobody's sure. He's wearing a purple shirt, a white-and-purple polka-dot wristband. black sunglasses with white frames and white stripes painted on the lenses, and a multicolored bandanna in his long hair.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
if you dont know hexadecimal i feel bad for you son i got 9D9 problems thats 2521
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Onemus @onemus.net · 14/05/2026
The person who told you that was cheating
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Onemus @onemus.net · 12/05/2026
Don't listen to the haters, I think that it's incredible to see the illiterate still posting through it
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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
What, it's prohibited from mentioning that Bluesky's head of trust and safety was caught liking porn on his official work account?! I disagree with that, I don't think the fact that Bluesky's head of trust and safety was caught liking porn on his official work account is a bannable offence
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Onemus @onemus.net · 06/04/2026
We bought a second Ellie the Elephant in case our son ever lost the first but then he saw it so we ended up with Ellie and Second Ellie, equally important and irreplaceable.
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Onemus @onemus.net · 26/03/2026
Cursive was useless when I learned it in school 30 years ago and has gotten more worthless since then. I sign things just fine but couldn't write a paragraph in cursive if you held a gun to my head. Learning cursive because you might have to sign your name is the dumbest shit I've ever heard
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Onemus @onemus.net · 26/03/2026
As a constituent this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. WTF are you doing
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Brb building Rome. Should be done tomorrow
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/02/2026
other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"Let them eat cake" slicer.
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
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Onemus @onemus.net · 03/02/2026
You're doing the exact thing the thread is talking about. Congratulations on your moral superiority for not liking a book before other people
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Onemus @onemus.net · 02/02/2026
Blender is great! You just shove a bunch of stuff in there and turn it on and it makes a shake!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/01/2026
(waking up and feeling the 8 degrees through the wall) 11 domestic beers would go crazy style right now
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Onemus @onemus.net · 25/01/2026
Just a little gestapo reform, then he'll give up
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Genuinely the only thing keeping me going—but it really is keeping me going—is how good it is to see people link arms and push for this to end. I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
IS THERE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY WITH AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Today once again proved that everyday citizens protesting their government are braver than the titans who own the largest media corporations, run the biggest law firms and lead the most powerful technology companies.
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Onemus @onemus.net · 07/01/2026
100%, on rewatches I stop right after the last scene with Adama and it hits perfectly
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Onemus @onemus.net · 04/01/2026
Dibs
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/01/2026
Points scored in 2025 playoff games: JMU 34 Ohio State 14 Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
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Onemus @onemus.net · 31/12/2025
Sleeves for your knees are called pants
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Homestar Blade Runner 20X6 @checarina.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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Onemus @onemus.net · 27/12/2025
Yeah but in the NFL he developed Jameis Winston into the superstar he is today
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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kyle @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
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Onemus @onemus.net · 08/12/2025
@thelouvreof.bsky.social interested in branching out into sports?
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Onemus @onemus.net · 08/12/2025
Then join a conference instead of whining
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Onemus @onemus.net · 08/12/2025
I too am surprised the ACC did something in its best interests for a change
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Onemus @onemus.net · 07/12/2025
We could have had the Catholics vs the Mormons fighting for poptarts. Now we will never know which religion is correct. You're on the wrong side of history on this one.
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Sean @huckelcommasean.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Me to UVA
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a man in a red hat and fur coat is talking into a microphone while wearing a fur coat and a red hat .
ALT: a man in a red hat and fur coat is talking into a microphone while wearing a fur coat and a red hat .
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Onemus @onemus.net · 03/12/2025
Can't believe everyone is overlooking a former PSU coach who learned everything he knows from Franklin and has 3.3 years experience as a P4 HC.
Brent Pry in Penn State gear
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Onemus @onemus.net · 03/12/2025
From your lips to God's ears
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Onemus @onemus.net · 21/11/2025
Any rice cooker is an instant rice cooker if you like your rice really hard
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Onemus @onemus.net · 13/11/2025
Josh, Brennan, Zac. How have you never done that before? It's finally time
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