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TheGrimRecapper

@thegrimrecapper.bsky.social
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Wrote a huge thing about reality TV one time. Feed SFW visually but definitely not mentally.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We gotta get our fuckin shit together or Olivia Newton John will not let us into Xanadu
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look, I don't have an opinion on iced coffee at job interviews, but after two weeks working for people who complained about that sort of thing I'd probably buy one just so I can replace it for an emotional support shiv.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You're supposed to make the baby batter before you put it in the oven.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chicken needed help. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
Why did the seal cross the road? To bring Wellington traffic to a halt
Police officers appeared to use road cones to persuade the “pretty small” seal not to cross the road, but it was too headstrong to obey.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TIL the Taskmaster Iceland trophy looks like they bought the bad Cristiano Ronaldo statue off of Temu. You're welcome, sleep paralysis demons.
Bust of Cristiano Ronaldo?Bust of Icelandic comedian whose name I cannot spell?
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman's European Vacation
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't get why "vanilla" is the opposite of "spicy". Vanilla IS a spice.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PUDDING ON MY PUNKS.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
House fire two blocks away (small! under control! no wind!) We're uphill from whatever's burning so all the smoke smell is reaching our house and mum is freaking out trying to decide if we need to evacuate. FML.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
IT dude came in today (nice of him to show up to work for once) and asked how the new system was going. Genuinely don't think he was expecting as bad a reaction as he got when his big solution to "we can't look up anything that doesn't scan" was "just type in the barcode manually?". Fucking idiot.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/09/2026
AI is bad and if you're willfully using it you're being a bad person 🤷‍♂️
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We have all these different sexualities nowadays and yet not a single one that amounts to "very much not asexual, just can't be fucking bothered".
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The hardest part of starting a new long form writing project while neurodivergent is finding a font that won't make you want to claw your eyes out after twenty minutes.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay nerds, what would come fourth in this sequence?
Card reading "3: Bounty hunter arrives".Card reading "4: Investigative panel told he died"Card reading "5: Office fire and reassignment"Card reading "?"
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In fairness, many women have replaced "real men" with bad Jane Lynch lookalikes.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today in Toxic Workplace Bullshit, asshole boss (who has abused multiple staff so badly for minor errors that they're now on antidepressants) has demanded we sign paperwork to confirm the people we have shifts with aren't going even one minute over on a lunch break. Abusive twat needs to go.
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Kitty/🎃🕸️Heritage Conservation Areas💀👻 @tiredhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s funny how a lot of racism boils down to ‘I feel uncomfortable and anxious when I don’t know if I belong or what the social script is here’. I’m autistic pal, I know that like nobody else, and yet, still don’t get violently angry at specific skin colours over it.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man, this was BEFORE all of the other shit. Well played, past me.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"It's not impossible" in the sense that I could technically win an Olympic gold medal in modern pentathlon despite being an asthmatic who can't run any meaningful distance, hasn't swam in twenty years, and doesn't even know what the other three parts even are without looking.
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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Help this shit has me in tears
Tiktok screenshot of someone holding a bumper sticker/magnet that says
"Cargo pant?
Uhh no buddy,
Car go beep beep"
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now hearing the Diverse Stripes have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour. (No word on Rosalind, but she's always been a fucking nightmare.)
Mark Watson and Nish Kumar performing a song as part of a team task on Taskmaster.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Multiple people decided it would be a good idea for someone to wear this for any purpose other than being a drag version of a Victorian chimney sweep.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would appreciate it if the After Dark feed didn't die so often, kthxbai
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'd like to thank Macklemore for finally ending Ed Sheeran's career. ❤️
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's crazy how many of the things listed in We Didn't Start the Fire are, in fact, things the United States was in some way responsible for starting. And almost all of the rest can be summarised as "change of political leadership in another country".
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Taking a day of sick leave (migraine after short staffing on a VERY busy weekend). Stupid app work forces us to use broke the rostering a few weeks ago and their solution was to switch accounts but the new one doesn't have a button to apply for leave. Fuck this shit I'm going back to bed.
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PSA
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Look, I've had to deal with literally hundreds of American tourists the last couple of days because of the NFL thing, and I'd just like to thank those lovely Scottish fans from the World Cup once again for teaching people how not to be cunts in somebody else's country. They've been delights.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bush whisper meme.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't worry, France, the British Museum tells us it has an excellent record of giving borrowed items back to their owners.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
...What a boring sport that sport game was.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The cast for next year's Australian Survivor is out and... look, even aside from being stuffed with people from other shows who weren't fun enough the first time to get on The Traitors, I can't believe it's 2026 and Ten still insists on demoting women to "diva" and "power mum" archetypes. DO BETTER.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
TIL it's Father's Day in the traditional manner, by seeing gays post thirst traps dedicated to all the daddies who follow them.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I haven't seen the Odyssey yet but I have no doubt this is true. I haven't even seen any reviews about the Metro Kingdom being unrealistic.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Told a coworker last week I was thinking of getting back into puzzles as a self-care thing. Turns out logic puzzles were her lockdown hobby. Today I turned up and found a printout of a single logic puzzle that's SEVENTEEN PAGES LONG. Terrified just looking at it. This is just the last two pages:
Photo of two A4 pages, showing a big long grid filled with symbols passing down the left sides of each page and patches of rules and example diagrams on the right hand sides.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I for one am shocked that they got secret camera footage of Nigel Farage being corrupt in the lead-up to the Clacton by-election. I mean, the man spent time in Clacton! That's insane!
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
IYKYK.
Man reading book on television.

I SAID WITHOUT COMMENT.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
Brisbane skyline at sunset.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
For anyone who wishes to disagree, this is an actual exhibit at the Australian Museum in Sydney:
Skeleton man riding skeleton horse like a skeleton cowboy.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today's edition of Toxic Workplace Fuckery: Found out a beloved former employee (left ~3 months ago) had to turn off her husband's life support over the weekend after he had a massive stroke. CEO is refusing to send flowers because "it sets a bad precedent". What, that we actually care about people?
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't want to say work doesn't pay me enough for what I do, but today I had to deal with a customer who had order #32 and for some reason cracked the absolute metric shits with us because he expected "Order Thirty-Second" and not "Order 32". Then had to be told 32 and 33 are different numbers.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Willy Wonka and the Carob Factory
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you're wondering if sport can possibly be any more blatantly corrupt than the last World Cup was: the new King of Norway lit the cauldron at the Lillehammer Winter Olympics in 1994. Apparently there were no accomplished winter athletes in Norway?
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Still hurts.
Dolly Parton standing next to a railway platform sign reading "Belgrave", circa 1980s.The same sign in 2026, sans Dolly.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarise yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
X-Files screen cap showing Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny, and Mitch Pileggi having a three-way phone call while all sitting in different hotel bathtubs.
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just to confirm: Keith Richards is still alive, somehow.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.
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