Reposted by TheGrimRecapperAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We gotta get our fuckin shit together or Olivia Newton John will not let us into Xanadu 011952
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Look, I don't have an opinion on iced coffee at job interviews, but after two weeks working for people who complained about that sort of thing I'd probably buy one just so I can replace it for an emotional support shiv. 020
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You're supposed to make the baby batter before you put it in the oven. 000
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chicken needed help. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...stuff.co.nzWhy did the seal cross the road? To bring Wellington traffic to a haltPolice officers appeared to use road cones to persuade the “pretty small” seal not to cross the road, but it was too headstrong to obey. 010
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026TIL the Taskmaster Iceland trophy looks like they bought the bad Cristiano Ronaldo statue off of Temu. You're welcome, sleep paralysis demons. 061
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't get why "vanilla" is the opposite of "spicy". Vanilla IS a spice. 150
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026House fire two blocks away (small! under control! no wind!) We're uphill from whatever's burning so all the smoke smell is reaching our house and mum is freaking out trying to decide if we need to evacuate. FML. 110
Reposted by TheGrimRecapperSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 74255609586
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026IT dude came in today (nice of him to show up to work for once) and asked how the new system was going. Genuinely don't think he was expecting as bad a reaction as he got when his big solution to "we can't look up anything that doesn't scan" was "just type in the barcode manually?". Fucking idiot. 000
Reposted by TheGrimRecapperTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/09/2026AI is bad and if you're willfully using it you're being a bad person 🤷♂️ 0535
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We have all these different sexualities nowadays and yet not a single one that amounts to "very much not asexual, just can't be fucking bothered". 150
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The hardest part of starting a new long form writing project while neurodivergent is finding a font that won't make you want to claw your eyes out after twenty minutes. 140
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Okay nerds, what would come fourth in this sequence? 100
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In fairness, many women have replaced "real men" with bad Jane Lynch lookalikes. 120
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Today in Toxic Workplace Bullshit, asshole boss (who has abused multiple staff so badly for minor errors that they're now on antidepressants) has demanded we sign paperwork to confirm the people we have shifts with aren't going even one minute over on a lunch break. Abusive twat needs to go. 430
Reposted by TheGrimRecapperKitty/🎃🕸️Heritage Conservation Areas💀👻 @tiredhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s funny how a lot of racism boils down to ‘I feel uncomfortable and anxious when I don’t know if I belong or what the social script is here’. I’m autistic pal, I know that like nobody else, and yet, still don’t get violently angry at specific skin colours over it. 0142
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Man, this was BEFORE all of the other shit. Well played, past me. 010
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"It's not impossible" in the sense that I could technically win an Olympic gold medal in modern pentathlon despite being an asthmatic who can't run any meaningful distance, hasn't swam in twenty years, and doesn't even know what the other three parts even are without looking. 122
Reposted by TheGrimRecapperMaleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Help this shit has me in tears 324436994
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Now hearing the Diverse Stripes have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour. (No word on Rosalind, but she's always been a fucking nightmare.) 091
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Multiple people decided it would be a good idea for someone to wear this for any purpose other than being a drag version of a Victorian chimney sweep. 020
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I would appreciate it if the After Dark feed didn't die so often, kthxbai 000
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'd like to thank Macklemore for finally ending Ed Sheeran's career. ❤️ 030
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's crazy how many of the things listed in We Didn't Start the Fire are, in fact, things the United States was in some way responsible for starting. And almost all of the rest can be summarised as "change of political leadership in another country". 031
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Taking a day of sick leave (migraine after short staffing on a VERY busy weekend). Stupid app work forces us to use broke the rostering a few weeks ago and their solution was to switch accounts but the new one doesn't have a button to apply for leave. Fuck this shit I'm going back to bed. 000
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Look, I've had to deal with literally hundreds of American tourists the last couple of days because of the NFL thing, and I'd just like to thank those lovely Scottish fans from the World Cup once again for teaching people how not to be cunts in somebody else's country. They've been delights. 020
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Don't worry, France, the British Museum tells us it has an excellent record of giving borrowed items back to their owners. 000
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026...What a boring sport that sport game was. 001
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The cast for next year's Australian Survivor is out and... look, even aside from being stuffed with people from other shows who weren't fun enough the first time to get on The Traitors, I can't believe it's 2026 and Ten still insists on demoting women to "diva" and "power mum" archetypes. DO BETTER. 062
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026TIL it's Father's Day in the traditional manner, by seeing gays post thirst traps dedicated to all the daddies who follow them. 010
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I haven't seen the Odyssey yet but I have no doubt this is true. I haven't even seen any reviews about the Metro Kingdom being unrealistic. 000
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Told a coworker last week I was thinking of getting back into puzzles as a self-care thing. Turns out logic puzzles were her lockdown hobby. Today I turned up and found a printout of a single logic puzzle that's SEVENTEEN PAGES LONG. Terrified just looking at it. This is just the last two pages: 121
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I for one am shocked that they got secret camera footage of Nigel Farage being corrupt in the lead-up to the Clacton by-election. I mean, the man spent time in Clacton! That's insane! 220
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you'll have an awful September 020
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026For anyone who wishes to disagree, this is an actual exhibit at the Australian Museum in Sydney: 150
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Today's edition of Toxic Workplace Fuckery: Found out a beloved former employee (left ~3 months ago) had to turn off her husband's life support over the weekend after he had a massive stroke. CEO is refusing to send flowers because "it sets a bad precedent". What, that we actually care about people? 351
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I don't want to say work doesn't pay me enough for what I do, but today I had to deal with a customer who had order #32 and for some reason cracked the absolute metric shits with us because he expected "Order Thirty-Second" and not "Order 32". Then had to be told 32 and 33 are different numbers. 010
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Downgrade a movie: Willy Wonka and the Carob Factory 220
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you're wondering if sport can possibly be any more blatantly corrupt than the last World Cup was: the new King of Norway lit the cauldron at the Lillehammer Winter Olympics in 1994. Apparently there were no accomplished winter athletes in Norway? 010
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarise yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express 030
Reposted by TheGrimRecapperTimmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this. 109265694392
TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just to confirm: Keith Richards is still alive, somehow. 000