Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 5hReally great too, because he’s tailing Crocodile Dundee, and gets spotted, so Mick interrogates him by holding his knife that is a knife up to his dick at the urinal. 010
Reposted by Olive Gardnermore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13ha beautiful tribute to the strugatsky brothers who long ago dreamed of a futuristic utopia where forgotten people live in squalor on the outskirts of a heavily guarded restricted area full of booby trapped and contaminated garbage that mutates your kids. we did it boys 🫡 0262
Reposted by Olive Gardnerparticle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 15hI usually don't angry post but, 51590409
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Pretty cool that there have been two major newsworthy scandals this century centered around guys named Scooter 010
Reposted by Olive GardnerJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 26/05/2025"Stop reposting Disney/Pixar's Horses! You're killing the platform!" Me: 1244
Reposted by Olive Gardnerhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad 6140191030
Reposted by Olive GardnerAccented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as "fearsome and fierce". 961904351
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I generally prefer fewer cuts and longer takes, but I do love the double impact style, buy this was like 12 cuts in a second every hit. 000
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Gotta say, the way the climactic fight between Alice and Dr. Iain Glenn hurt was cut actually hurt my eyes. 100
Reposted by Olive GardnerEdward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Shouldn’t have smoked that shit now my helicopter doesn’t work 2827243
Reposted by Olive GardnerTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ska music was invented when a trumpet player fell down the stairs while practicing 55112
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Fun Fact, the word limerence was coined to describe the feeling of hearing a limerick about a guy from Nantucket. 020
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s spelled fellatio cuz it’s for da fellas. 030
Reposted by Olive Gardnerkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/10/2026STAR WARS GALACTIC RACER BIDDY BLAS STREAM twitch.tv/linktothepabst 617514
Reposted by Olive GardnerPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/10/2026An old video I go back to every once in a while for a pick-me-up. Live music, truly “the good stuff” www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PokDj…youtube.comWarren Zevon - Hit Somebody - The Hockey SongWarren Zevon - Hit Somebody - The Hockey Song. Live December 2, 2000 from the Theater of the Living Arts, Philadelphia PA. Certainly the funniest song about... 0313
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They are really desperate to keep Downey, huh? He already did this one, guys. 040
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I know I’m going old man mode here, but what is the connection of the Matchbox movie to the toy cars? 010
Reposted by Olive Gardnerirenabuzarewicz.bsky.social @irenabuzarewicz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 525043
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Really feels like if the one guy just nutted up, they could clean up selling gamer cuck chairs 000
Reposted by Olive GardnerThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts theonion.com/conversation-about-non… 171572125
Reposted by Olive GardnerAlex Harvey @alexharvv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh this can just fuck off An AI-'written' complete copy of my own book is now on Amazon; same title, more-or-less the same blurb, and exactly the same impetus. Reviewers of Amazon, I urge you to absolutely dive-bomb this plagiaristic piece of shit: www.amazon.co.uk/FORGOTTEN-VI... 991544682
Reposted by Olive GardnerSeth Wilson @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Cool Aunt: Fun, chunky jewelery, goes on great vacations, gives good advice if you’re young and single Cool Uncle: air of criminality, shares weed with you at Thanksgiving but its either lethally strong or straight ass, do not ever take his advice even if its about choosing bail bondsmen 062
Reposted by Olive Gardnergeist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026pinball machine flippers as hip tattoos 2023382
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Guy in the Witch in the Wardrobe, a XXX parody. 141
Reposted by Olive Gardnertoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 193115163132
Reposted by Olive Gardnerjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys 331064114
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Most movies would gain at least a star if they had a cryptkeeper style wraparound segment. 010
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I would like it of they started offscreen and leaned in and did the “Oh, I didn’t see you there.” bit. 010
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Okay, I subscribed to a thing on Patreon and it automatically added me to their discord server, and I’m now being inundated with welcome gifs. 110
Reposted by Olive Gardner1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@merrittk.com covers the 1977 Star Wars novel Splinter Of The Mind's Eye, which would have been a Star Wars movie if Star Wars hadn't performed so well. Luke Skywalker bites an alien penis in this one! 1900hotdog.com/2026/10/nerd... 79111
Reposted by Olive GardnerMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off] 651549
Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026PTA doing a Clifford sequel is like printing money. 010
Reposted by Olive GardnerMekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 07/10/2026Historically redlined neighborhoods in Massachusetts experience twice the pedestrian fatalities as other neighborhoods. Is that because infra is worse there? Or because drivers are less likely to slow down when they see Black pedestrians, because they don't care about us? You already know. 🤷🏿♂️chicagotribune.comStudy: drivers less likely to brake for African American pedestriansA new study appears to offer additional evidence that drivers are less likely to brake for African-American pedestrians trying to cross the street, a phenomenon known as “walking while black.” Researc... 68221
Reposted by Olive GardnerCaroline Dodds Pennock @carolinepennock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Very much enjoying the story of AI bros going to religious leaders and asking them to say that machines have souls, only to be told: a) no they obviously don’t and b) if they did then what the AI guys are doing is literally slavery and that would be BAD. 10588114
Reposted by Olive GardnerElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 15/10/2024can't really explain it but this picture is a Tuesday 623846
Reposted by Olive GardnerBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is better than winning the lottery 71765
Reposted by Olive GardnerSean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting: 2393547914
Reposted by Olive GardnerDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm sorry, WHO'S turning their back on WHO share.google/NKDjEXxfkfl2...share.googleLGBTQ+ Group Turns Its Back on Democrats Adopting GOP Trans Rhetoric“I'm not wasting my time on Marcy Kaptur,” said Human Rights Campaign President Kelley Robinson. 27824145
Reposted by Olive Gardnerlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I became an exorcist to get some real challengers at Twister 25524
Reposted by Olive GardnerNeon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026human penises are just the cock version of boneless chicken wings 052