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Olive Gardner

@onemillionbc.bsky.social
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Hopelessly earnest, if you know what I mean, Vern.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 5h
Really great too, because he’s tailing Crocodile Dundee, and gets spotted, so Mick interrogates him by holding his knife that is a knife up to his dick at the urinal.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13h
a beautiful tribute to the strugatsky brothers who long ago dreamed of a futuristic utopia where forgotten people live in squalor on the outskirts of a heavily guarded restricted area full of booby trapped and contaminated garbage that mutates your kids. we did it boys 🫡
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 13h
The enduring archetype
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 14h
Now this is a credit.
Imdb credit for Stephen Root that says “DEA Agent (toilet).  It’s from Crocodile Dundee 2
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 15h
I usually don't angry post but,
a post with reflectors that look like angry eyes
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pretty cool that there have been two major newsworthy scandals this century centered around guys named Scooter
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
"Stop reposting Disney/Pixar's Horses! You're killing the platform!" Me:
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as "fearsome and fierce".
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I generally prefer fewer cuts and longer takes, but I do love the double impact style, buy this was like 12 cuts in a second every hit.
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gotta say, the way the climactic fight between Alice and Dr. Iain Glenn hurt was cut actually hurt my eyes.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shouldn’t have smoked that shit now my helicopter doesn’t work
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ska music was invented when a trumpet player fell down the stairs while practicing
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fun Fact, the word limerence was coined to describe the feeling of hearing a limerick about a guy from Nantucket.
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s spelled fellatio cuz it’s for da fellas.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
STAR WARS GALACTIC RACER BIDDY BLAS STREAM twitch.tv/linktothepabst
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/10/2026
An old video I go back to every once in a while for a pick-me-up. Live music, truly “the good stuff” www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PokDj…
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Warren Zevon - Hit Somebody - The Hockey Song
Warren Zevon - Hit Somebody - The Hockey Song. Live December 2, 2000 from the Theater of the Living Arts, Philadelphia PA. Certainly the funniest song about...
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Boner.
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They are really desperate to keep Downey, huh? He already did this one, guys.
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know I’m going old man mode here, but what is the connection of the Matchbox movie to the toy cars?
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irenabuzarewicz.bsky.social @irenabuzarewicz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really feels like if the one guy just nutted up, they could clean up selling gamer cuck chairs
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts theonion.com/conversation-about-non…
Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts
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Alex Harvey @alexharvv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh this can just fuck off An AI-'written' complete copy of my own book is now on Amazon; same title, more-or-less the same blurb, and exactly the same impetus. Reviewers of Amazon, I urge you to absolutely dive-bomb this plagiaristic piece of shit: www.amazon.co.uk/FORGOTTEN-VI...
A hollow copy of my book with a shit AI-generated cover
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WSJ headline that reads "Rogue pilots be become one of the biggest threats to airline safety" Han Solo with arms open, gun in one hand, smirking
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP
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Seth Wilson @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cool Aunt: Fun, chunky jewelery, goes on great vacations, gives good advice if you’re young and single Cool Uncle: air of criminality, shares weed with you at Thanksgiving but its either lethally strong or straight ass, do not ever take his advice even if its about choosing bail bondsmen
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pinball machine flippers as hip tattoos
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Guy in the Witch in the Wardrobe, a XXX parody.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Most movies would gain at least a star if they had a cryptkeeper style wraparound segment.
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would like it of they started offscreen and leaned in and did the “Oh, I didn’t see you there.” bit.
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This should be considered assault
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay, I subscribed to a thing on Patreon and it automatically added me to their discord server, and I’m now being inundated with welcome gifs.
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@merrittk.com covers the 1977 Star Wars novel Splinter Of The Mind's Eye, which would have been a Star Wars movie if Star Wars hadn't performed so well. Luke Skywalker bites an alien penis in this one! 1900hotdog.com/2026/10/nerd...
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You are right
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off]
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me minge is quite itchy
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
PTA doing a Clifford sequel is like printing money.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 07/10/2026
Historically redlined neighborhoods in Massachusetts experience twice the pedestrian fatalities as other neighborhoods. Is that because infra is worse there? Or because drivers are less likely to slow down when they see Black pedestrians, because they don't care about us? You already know. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Study: drivers less likely to brake for African American pedestrians
A new study appears to offer additional evidence that drivers are less likely to brake for African-American pedestrians trying to cross the street, a phenomenon known as “walking while black.” Researc...
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Caroline Dodds Pennock @carolinepennock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very much enjoying the story of AI bros going to religious leaders and asking them to say that machines have souls, only to be told: a) no they obviously don’t and b) if they did then what the AI guys are doing is literally slavery and that would be BAD.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
can't really explain it but this picture is a Tuesday
B & w photo of Tippi Hedren sitting with a crow who is lighting her cigarette with a long lit match
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is better than winning the lottery
My grocery store has 40 cent avocados
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Desserts
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sorry, WHO'S turning their back on WHO share.google/NKDjEXxfkfl2...
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LGBTQ+ Group Turns Its Back on Democrats Adopting GOP Trans Rhetoric
“I'm not wasting my time on Marcy Kaptur,” said Human Rights Campaign President Kelley Robinson.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I became an exorcist to get some real challengers at Twister
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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Big family, sounds like to me
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
human penises are just the cock version of boneless chicken wings
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