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Neon Chinchilla

@neonchinchilla.bsky.social
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unofficial Canadian ambassador to bluesky habitual and unrepentant pet reskeeter I blocked your mom and I'd do it again a cuddly light in the darkness retired shitgoblin ACE grey/demi disabled hacker he/him

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 3h
big guy small basket
big tabby maine coon halfway onna basket that is too small for him
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 3h
remember when it would have been news that the president published a slur against a tiny minority
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 3h
ssssshh he's sleep
puddins asleep on the couch
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h
It’s true. Val Kilmer died just to avoid being a part of it
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Jack-o-lantEryn @eryn.bsky.social · 3h
Watching Point Break & Keanu/Johnny Utah orders two meatball subs, a tuna on wheat & two lemonades for $7.84 😭
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3h
5 yo: How old is Olive? me: Olive is 13 years old 9 yo (shouted from across the living room): That's why you have to be nice to her. She's old as fuck!
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Dan Eyesout (Spooky Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social · 3h
Same, buddy, same
golden lab laying on belly with paws forward and head between his paws at Home Depot
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 3h
Consensus is at best, a scam... At worst, an attempt at collecting personal details of LGBTQ folks. Blocked. Keep an eye out folks.
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 3h
Joey says "first we gave women the right to vote, now vodka is voting. when will it end" but what I really like about this pic is his feet off to the side as he is trying very hard to stay out of frame, contorted in an alarming way but the picture makes it look like he's just fallen into the liquor
my hand holding a bottle of Tito's which is wearing an acid wash looking jean sleeve with a butt pocket with a Wrangler logo on it.b there is a sticker on it that says Tito's handmade vodka. interior shot under fluorescent lighting and off to the right of the picture you can see Joey's feet in black canvas shoes with white trim as he desperately tries to stay out of the picture but he just looks like he's fallen into the liquor
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 3h
Nerds be propping up the economy! Well done.🫡
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 3h
Mes amis, pourquoi? lol Great. A separatist party in power in two provinces. Just what we needed.
ctvnews.ca
Quebec sovereigntist party will form next government, CTV News projects. Live results here.
CTV News projects the Parti Québécois will form Quebec's next government. The PQ leader has vowed to hold a referendum on Quebec sovereignty. Follow for live updates.
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 3h
how it started for Stephanie and the Atlantic:
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 7h
You can join us Canadians in not feeling comfortable when people tell you he won't do that, he is joking, and you are overreacting. Except in our case it's threat of invasion and not arrest. "He is only joking about bombing your country and sending marines in to shoot you." Very comforting.😬
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 7h
FUCK YEAH!!! GIVE ME THOSE KNOBS!!!!!!
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 7h
"What Dads Are Actually Saying About WoW Forever Beta" Thanks, dads. 🫡
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 7h
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
[REDACTED]

Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 8h
if someone brings me a big hot sub i’ll do that thing you like
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 8h
downranking for healing still exists in wow forever that's a deal breaker for me I always hated that
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Kali 🅅 🏳️‍⚧️🛠️ @radicalkjax.com · 8h
I still think computers are neat ✨
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Ethan @sourkumquat.ca · 8h
I can't believe Tom Morello killed Kamala Harris in cold blood
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Skips 2026 Piss Counter @pisscounter.bsky.social · 8h
piss #: 2,491
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🎃SteveEveLibertineScreⒶm🎃 @steveevelibertine.bsky.social · 8h
Everybody stop what you're doing and read my friend Heather's work about my favorite movie ever!!!
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 8h
I had to watch a video guide of what the different versions of Wow are... Yeah, they really solved the problem of it being overly complex for people just starting or coming back. 🙄 Motherfuckers. I played for eons and I needed it explained.
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 9h
I have a meme for this...
Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado giving her Nobel Peace Prize to Trump at the White House. Some cheeky bastard (me) has photoshopped it so that Trump is smiling and holding a framed AVN award that that says "I heart piss", "President of Piss", "Golden Shower" and has the AVN logo. Behind Trump and Machado is a picture of Epstein and Trump together. Above it is a picture of Donald and a young Ivanka in a very creepy pose. To the left of that picture is a picture of a gloved hand holding urine specimen jar.
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 8h
I am a simple man. If I see a chance to post one of my homemade piss memes I post it. 🫡
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 9h
can't relax with Mother's camera at the ready
Pasta the grey tuxedo curled up in a blue comforter with her belly exposed. but her eyes are wide open!
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 9h
calling Tom Morello a grifter is peak being terminally online
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10h
skeet like nobody is watching (this’ll be easier for some of you than others)
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10h
sometimes i get really down in the in dumps and then i remember that pics of dachshunds wearing hot dog costumes exist
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10h
face down ass up, that’s the way i find the clovers of luck
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 9h
Mondays, when the walls finally crash. Me too, wall. Me too.
A red brick facade collapses after being "touched" by a fork lift.
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 9h
This is blasphemy. One of the things about Wow is having enough keybinds. I had so many between my keyboard and MMO mouse. I am a controller guy for a lot of things. Wow will never be one of them.
youtube.com
WoW Forever on Controller IS INCREDIBLE!
YouTube video by Marcelian&Flame
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Michelle H. Davis @lonestarleft.com · 9h
Tim Dunn's mouthpiece is pre-assigning blame for November.
lonestarleft.com
The Texas GOP Already Knows It's Losing
Tim Dunn's mouthpiece is pre-assigning blame for November.
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 9h
me during Mists of Pandaria while raiding:
An undead warlock in World of Warcraft with one one hand on fire in a battle ready pose. At the top is the following text spoofing the famous Breaking Bad speech, "I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets a chaos bolt to the face, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who locks!"
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 10h
"I should be in charge and live forever." -people with too much fucking money
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11h
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11h
asking me if i have a snapchat is immediately an ick for me. what are we 12 years old? grow up and get discord like an adult
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 10h
STOP ASKING MACHINES TO THINK FOR YOU! Crap on a cracker we are doomed as a species.
npr.org
People are asking ChatGPT to help them decide how to vote in the midterms
Voters are already voting in the midterms. This year, some voters are trying something new to get ready for the election: asking AI to help research their ballot and even decide who to vote for.
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 10h
I didn't mind the original Wow when it came out. There was room for improvement. Going back to a lot of the same stuff just doesn't seem appealing to me. I played a bit of classic and it reminded me that leveling back in original wow was like smacking yourself in the groin with a meat tenderizer.
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human scary bean @humanbean.net · 11h
you really need to see these geese
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 11h
"What if we took Chromebooks and made them expensive and stuffed them full of AI??" -Google I would say no thank you, Google.
youtube.com
The Laptop for 71% of People
YouTube video by Dave2D
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The Register @theregister.com · 12h
Debian's latest kernel security update has 1,313 reasons to patch
theregister.com
Debian's latest kernel security update has 1,313 reasons to patch
AI-assisted bug hunting adds to maintainers' workload, while broad CVE rules help explain the sprawling tally
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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 13h
OK as the backfill from the entirety of every Jerry Now post progresses the numbers are starting to move up
A screen shot of a web site which tracks the number of times Jerry was told no.
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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 15h
Two years ago today I married my best friend. Happy 2nd anniversary! 🩷
Two young women with blonde hair styled in soft updos smile next to each other posing in formal white dresses against a white paneled wall.
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 11h
My brother in Christ, you are are talking about an entity that is both considered omnipotent and to be three in one according to the lore. If you think Jesus can't choose a gender and a sex at will then I am not sure this is the faith for you. Omnipotent. Look it up, child, it means all powerful.
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 12h
don't rush me sonny. you rush a miracle man you get rotten miracles!
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 16h
Good morning
Uggi walking in a graveyard
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't wait to wake up so I can drink coffee
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 11h
human penises are just the cock version of boneless chicken wings
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 11h
Far Cry 6 Game of the Year Edition is $15.99 on Steam. I think it's time to buy it. That is kind of the sweet spot on pricing for me. Don't get me wrong, I loved 4 and 5 and even bought special edition of 5 on release. This one is... 😬 a little more meh from the looks of it. In Gaben we trust.
Gabe Newell aka Gaben as Santa Gaban with discounts falling from the sky as well as snow for the Steam Christmas sale.
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