ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026today is my and my wife's 15th anniversary of getting together. really know how to pick a day. 010
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026step 1: identify everyone who believes this $5k check promise in 2026 step 2: [redacted] step 3: actual great leap forward 000
Reposted by ichabod chungusichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I've never talked to a really clever, interesting person who went on to tell me they're a big fan of Supernatural 001
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026going to the store to get some beef tallow socks 000
Reposted by ichabod chungusA Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped 19897301545
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i feel bad for young people who were conned into believing people like milly whatshername aren't hot. if you can access your capacity to embrace anomalous beauty then it opens up whole new worlds of horniness. 000
Reposted by ichabod chunguslibrary of alexandria d'addario @edwardabbeysghost.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Me trying to remember Benson Boone's name 239735
Reposted by ichabod chungusNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Republicans believe vaccines cause autism, Trump won the 2020 election, Michelle Obama is a man, and ivermectin can cure Covid. Democrats need to accept at least some of these or give up the charade of bipartisanship. 361188146
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026covid was nothing, the worst thing fauci did was telling straight people they need to wear condoms 000
Reposted by ichabod chungusDr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026July 28, 1986 1253
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026y'all are really telling on yourselves with some of this alt text 010
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026One of the first videos I added to my now 400+ long 'Watch Later' YouTube playlist is 'How to Avoid Procrastinating'. I wish more than anything this was a joke. 021
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026games should have a toggle at the beginning called "i've played a video game before" 001
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Rooster is a good show for people with no sense of boundaries. 000
Reposted by ichabod chungusArthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 19/07/2026German abstract painter Hans Hartung #HansHartung #AbstractArt #ContemporaryArt 1377
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026yes, my punctuation and capitalization and grammar are all wildly inconsistent, but it's not fuckin english class, I'm just getting these stupid thoughts out of my head. it's basically a medical procedure. 100
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026my parents wasted so much energy trying to impress upon me that i needed to open the car door for women. 100
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026therapy is suspiciously popular with people who like to talk about themselves 000
Reposted by ichabod chungusDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Tapping my wrist impatiently to signal that I am fully ready for the James Corden World Cup Postgame Program to start. Let's get to the good stuff! 391510110
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026surely there's no two word phrase funnier than 'explosive diarrhea'. stone-cold classic. 110
Reposted by ichabod chungusichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026if i was gonna run a noir-era bar that also functioned a hub for organized crime, I wouldn't brand the matchbooks 111
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026being a man means you constantly have very stupid thoughts that you can control, but you cannot stop. when you get a spam message from some fake woman's account, there is a part of your brain insisting that, maybe, she's actually a big-tittied colombian who can just tell you're a cool dude. 000
Reposted by ichabod chunguspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026As a music fan, one thing I love to do is take 20 years to listen to a band’s new album 2792875
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026the one thing conservatives are right about is that dyeing your hair a stupid color is off-putting 100
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026how do i make people here see my tweets? (without interacting with other users in any way) 010
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026there was a time in my life when james bond was extremely important 000
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I've never sent a woman I don't know a vulgar DM. that should at least warrant a merit badge. 000
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026jimmy page has been with his partner for 12 years and he's still more than twice her age 010
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026man, if i get my hands on a monkey's paw wish granter, I'll just end every wish "with no downside" 000
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026who are in modern humanity's pantheon of biggest weirdos [complimentary]? 100
Reposted by ichabod chungusalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026crazy to me that rich people have been so successful in perpetuating the lie that the poor are stealing from everyone. they don't have any money. the rich people are the ones with the money! that's who stole the money 4150431249
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026i wonder if anyone in the civil war ever turned to a fellow soldier before a battle and was all "someday i bet a bunch of old nerds will start pretending to be us" 010
Reposted by ichabod chungusChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Oh boy, a chance to be needlessly cruel to a complete stranger!!! 33612
Reposted by ichabod chungusJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Someone on the Indiana Jones subreddit is asking if they should watch the Indiana Jones movies. 1518264
ichabod chungus @doyhickey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026one trope in writing that annoys me more and more is, when a character asks another a question about what they're doing, they respond with some version of "you'll see" or "trust me". who does this? i get why from the perspective of keeping your powder dry, but man it's lazy. 100
Reposted by ichabod chungusJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/06/2026“There was no autism in my day” my stepdad tells strangers his spider solitaire score 939571
Reposted by ichabod chungusΜαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Explain it to me like you're not sure what you're talking about 8229115
