Reposted by nurse wretched🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Trying save my frozen wife from an incurable disease, I fall into an industrial chemical sous vide. I am now Mr. Lukewarm. 2101
Reposted by nurse wretchedScary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dipped to my waist feet first into a vat of toxic waste, transforming me into the villain known as "One Face." 2143
Reposted by nurse wretchedCardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was a promising young botany student at UVA until my PI injected me with industrial fertilizer as an experiment (but it was just nitrogen fertilizer). Now I use the power of nitrogen fixation to commit crimes. They call me the Virginia Creeper 171
nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was a bullied young man who developed a promising career in psychology. I developed a Stress Toxin while working at Arkham Asylum and use it to sadistically torture my victims. They call me the Worry Wart 151
Reposted by nurse wretchedAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess ... They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!'" 7261834296
Reposted by nurse wretchedrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time! 92070405
Reposted by nurse wretchedrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(frat house vizier) an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund… 151400206
nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This Kirkmas, remember the reason for the season: 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓼𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓼, 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼; 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓴𝓲𝓻𝓴𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮: 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰. 020
Reposted by nurse wretchedkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026(Watching the ocean of Solaris resolve itself into a formation in the unmistakable likeness of Peter Griffin) Holy crap 17213
nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Someone in the chat just posted an insane struggle meal and the world needs to know about it 2120
Reposted by nurse wretchedWEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 02/08/2026/ DO U HAVE A STANDARDIZED MON-FRI WORK WEEK @ UR LABOR 2 $$$ CONVERSION UNIT? / ITS GOING 2 BE WET & DANK MONDAY / & JUST 2 LET U KNOW / ITS GOING 2 BE HOT & DANK 4 UR 4CEEABLE FUTURE / UR SUPER EL NINO IS GOING 2 KEEP IT THAT WAY PROBS IN2 UR FALL / DEW U LIKE IT DANK? 5377
Reposted by nurse wretchedgeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 29/07/2026bouncing on it with resolve and clarity of purpose 010914
Reposted by nurse wretchedInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026People who are mad about The Odyssey already got their representation in a previous adaptation 0557108
Reposted by nurse wretchedMartijn Frazer 🇳🇱🇪🇸🇮🇪🇮🇸🇸🇮 @martijnfrazer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Free movie marathon idea: First Man (2018) The Second Man (1959) The Third Man (1949) The 4th Man (1983) The 5th Man (2022) The 6th Man (1997) 1103
Reposted by nurse wretched🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Just got off the phone with Senator Mitch McConnell. We talked about so many topics. He’s sharp as hell and ready to get to work. We covered OuouUoghhhhh, oooUGAHhhhhouu, and *Vtach alert bell* 0233
Reposted by nurse wretchedNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy 91470255
Reposted by nurse wretchedjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Pedophile king of pedophile moneywashingtonpost.comTrump earned over $1 billion on cryptocurrency and coin ventures last yearIn almost 1,000 pages of financial disclosure forms, the president’s earnings from crypto, settlements and resorts far outpaced his $600 million total income in 2024. 214720
nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 21/05/2026"Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up" as I inflate the pressure bag and frown at the monitor 130
Reposted by nurse wretchedamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 11/05/2026if the headline of this article made you mad, you should try actually reading it before yelling at me. it’s not even paywalled. thanks 2124512
Reposted by nurse wretchedkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 14/05/2023Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty 5876157
Reposted by nurse wretchedNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 07/05/2026ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis 491991384
Reposted by nurse wretched🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Liquid snake voice: that’s right dear brother, everything you saw was a false flag. With unprecedented national support we moved forward with father’s final project. Witness Metal Gear Ballroom! 0428
Reposted by nurse wretchedkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 23/04/2026libs when they learn about hasan piker 3764
Reposted by nurse wretchedChristopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026we all know I have no life, so: 41594923393
nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The fascoid dorks figured out how to make weed lame 150
Reposted by nurse wretchedPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/04/2026Hail and well met, traveler 145115081
Reposted by nurse wretchedSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Ape Lord scratches his head and beckons you forward. > [Ape Customs] Make your obeisance to Ape Lord, appropriate to his rank > [Fruit (2)] Offer Ape Lord a Fruit > Taunt Ape Lord 230644
Reposted by nurse wretchednurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 04/04/2026doing the wilhelm scream every time I bust 54010
nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 04/04/2026doing the wilhelm scream every time I bust 54010
Reposted by nurse wretchedJohn M. Cunningham @jmcunning.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Except you have to read the rap lyrics that Tom Wolfe made up for I Am Charlotte Simmons 6459
Reposted by nurse wretched🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/03/2026But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made 202105474
Reposted by nurse wretchedScary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Could this work? 1496
Reposted by nurse wretchedAnton Strezhnev @astrezh.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Can this be a solution? 311582303
Reposted by nurse wretchedrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 10/03/2026starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes 282640384
Reposted by nurse wretchedMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/03/2026🎵 The Rum Tum Tugger 🎶 Will give you a handjob 🎵 The Rum Tum Tugger 🎶 Is named for his handjobs 1676
Reposted by nurse wretchedHarrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The drugs.com AI is working spectacularly well 20926224
Reposted by nurse wretchedgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me 13954341711
Reposted by nurse wretcheddrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/02/2026this image, created 20+ years ago in MS Paint, is infinitely more beautiful than anything "AI" could create 254973
Reposted by nurse wretchedGuillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 18/02/2026look at this shit lmfao look at their faces 771257263
Reposted by nurse wretched🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 19/02/2026i think it’s time to realize that Computer, just like Airplane, is a mature and very difficult to disrupt technology. and this goes right to the heart of the massive misallocation of resources that is the AI bubble. it’s just blood from a stone, dude. the plateau has *been* here. 17513
