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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 2h

the way you know nobody loves this man is nobody has told him to simply get a haircut or even a comb, which would improve his appearance by 50% instantly

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 18/01/2026

me when i'm about to call a bunch of people plairs

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 8h

Sorry, I had thoughts.

It's the BC Conservatives Quick Survey: Who will you vote for?

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1-Conservative
2-NDP
3-Green
4-Unsure

I'll vote for a pack of rabid raccoons in a trench coat before I ever vote conservative. I'll vote for a corpse before I vote conservative. I'll vote for a ficus before I vote conservative unless that ficus is also conservative at which point I'd vote fern.

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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 8h

Republican attack ad: "This Democrat loves transgender surgeries for minors" Democratic attack ad: "This worthless sack of shit let a pedophile walk free and called you a stupid asshole"

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 9h

as the reviews of DIGGER roll in and it turns out Alejandro G. Iñárritu has, once again, made a shitburger movie, I ask: is there another director living who has won so many accolades with such a garbage-ass body of work

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 14h

this is compounded by the fact that "AI" is being used to describe both highly work-specific data analysis+hypothesis in scientific fields, which *absolutely* works, and gen AI, which doesn't work in the sense of doing anything useful or good and which is starting to suffer from model degradation

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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 20h

This is insane. Literally. It is insane to have a system that expects toddlers to defend themselves in a court of law. Jesus would be turning over the tables and accusing everyone of defiling his father’s house.

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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 18h

A majority of Americans either voted for this enthusiastically or didn’t bother to stop it.

A crowd at a Trump rally In 2024 hold up placards reading “MASS DEPORTATIONS NOW!” and “MAKE AMERICA STRONG AGAIN!”

Katie Rogers tweets:

“Would you like to request voluntary departure or should I issue a removal order?” the judge asked.

“I don’t know,” Angel, 13, replied before bursting into tears. He stared ahead stoically and continued to cry, eventually saying: “I have no one. I have nothing.”

Quoting a previous tweet from Priscilla Alvarez:

“NEW: In a Texas courtroom Monday, 25 migrant children lined the pews — a nine-year-old rested her head on the table, a six-year-old pretended to fly an airplane, and a three year-old played with the mic. Many in attendance didn’t have an attorney — and a 13-year-old was ordered removed. A look inside through sketches…”

An elderly white woman with a big smile holds up a placard reading “MASS DEPORTATION NOW!”

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Andrew Berkshire @berkshire.bsky.social · 19h

The new normal at large grocery stores. 11 cash registers, zero cashiers working. Everyone funnelled into self-service, while one person at customer service doubles as an impromptu cashier for the elderly while also handling the customer service line. Loblaws continues to make record profits.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 29/09/2026

oh look someone couldn't do a REAL job

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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Instagram decided to block my post from getting in front of the right people. Tut tut tut. Oh dear. That doesn’t look great does it?" Pugh wrote www.jezebel.com/florence-pug...

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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026

Oh my God Taskmaster has hit Hulu. I repeat all seasons of Taskmaster are on Hulu. If you've never watched Taskmaster go start watching it literally right now

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 29/09/2026

I have not weighed in on the whole Cornell rape chat thing because A) my only real reaction to it is "what the fuck" and B) I mostly don't even like being in group chats

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 28/09/2026

Linda McMahon working overtime to prove she's just as bad as Vince is

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Psycho Mike's Nurse Practitioner @thejuciesticecube.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tony Khan making me sob all over again. Ben forever 💔

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026

It really gives the game away when the anti trans orgs are calling the election of the neo nazi party in Germany a "glimmer of hope."

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For instance: I thought Andor sounded on paper like the dumbest type of franchise money-harvest, at least until I started seeing smart people react to what they were actually seeing onscreen

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself!

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What's the opposite of the increasingly excited wrestling man meme

Headline which reads "Kelly Macdonald Exits Dept. Q Ahead of Season 2, James Corden Will Take On Role Of New Forensic Psychologist"

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 28/09/2026

Wait, this is the 2pm national address? He's not stupidly invading another country or something?

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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In which Conrad Black simultaneously a) surrenders in advance, and b) gives up the game behind US interference in Alberta's referendum. #cdnpoli

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 28/09/2026

it doesn't make a tangible difference, really, but I am morbidly curious to know if the "Indian question" is about Native Americans or South Asians

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 28/09/2026

hmmm do I want one of the Three Rings of the Elves OR a stick?

🎲 You rolled a 14 — The fates stir.

📦 COMMON FIND!

You found: a walking staff 🪵
⚔️ Strength: +7

You are currently an Elf of Rivendell 🌟 with Narya, the Ring of Fire 💎
⚔️ Strength: +80
🍀 Fortune: +2

Reply STAY to remain an Elf of Rivendell 🌟 with Narya, the Ring of Fire 💎, or SWAP to become an Elf of Rivendell 🌟 with a walking staff 🪵

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.

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Skrogan @skrogansauce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A fucking YouTube comment got me emotional. Fuck...

YouTube comment on AEWs official post about the passing of PAC

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 28/09/2026

Pac had the most beautiful finisher in wrestling, and for a long time he had a look & vibe I would describe as "underwear goblin." Though he was as good as literally any leading-man wrestler on earth, he excelled as a character actor in the ring. He was a fixture of my wrestling life. I'll miss him.

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Provolone @provolonee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pac vs. Orange Cassidy is a match I'd show to people to explain pro wrestling to people. In fact, I'm doing it right now.

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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.

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Pedro Hollanda @phollanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The first thing I thought about was this match, which is one of my favorites ever. He was the Minoru Suzuki to Orange Cassidy's Toru Yano. It seems unfathomable that PAC is gone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W63...

youtube.com

FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020

YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 28/09/2026

The word going around is car accident and it's just tragic beyond words. A brilliant wrestler, great on the mic and by all accounts a generous and friendly human being, which is more important than the first two. Just fucking awful.

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 28/09/2026

Just because I want to contribute to the current Discourse: "Choosin' Texas" is a perfectly adequate, kind of boring song, and its current cultural ascendance is as memorable/important as "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter from twenty years ago

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026

Picking Jon Watts to direct the next STAR WARS gives off "we just want somebody who does as they're told" energy

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026

trying to find out when the four hour Elon doc lands in Toronto again and so far not having any luck

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

that's uh not great

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh shit. THAT is worse than I realized

We are spending almost five billion more on AI related construction and ten billion dollars less on other private construction since 2024

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026

i often think that my crippling self-esteem issues are the primary reason I am not a rationalist because otherwise I fit the profile to a tee

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026

look, "what if a guy fell in love with a girl BECAUSE she was kind of a bitch and that's pretty great" is timeless

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026

Megan Bayne has bled so much in this match her makeup is gone

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026

Willow Ciampa looking at her mom for permission to flip Okada the retaliatory double bird because she knows it's bad is A+ professional wrestling and why it is better than all the things you like

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026

Oh no, ref stoppage? I hope Steven Borden is okay but that looked a whole lot like a concussion taking place. #AEW

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026

dinner tonight: homemade tuna mac and cheese, except instead of macaroni it's white kidney beans and also there are peas so it's "healthy"

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026

if you see this post a beach photo from your phone

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