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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reviews for Magnesium citrate

kames • Taken for less than 1 month •
December 29, 2021
"big explosive"
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trying save my frozen wife from an incurable disease, I fall into an industrial chemical sous vide. I am now Mr. Lukewarm.
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Scary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dipped to my waist feet first into a vat of toxic waste, transforming me into the villain known as "One Face."
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was a promising young botany student at UVA until my PI injected me with industrial fertilizer as an experiment (but it was just nitrogen fertilizer). Now I use the power of nitrogen fixation to commit crimes. They call me the Virginia Creeper
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was a bullied young man who developed a promising career in psychology. I developed a Stress Toxin while working at Arkham Asylum and use it to sadistically torture my victims. They call me the Worry Wart
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mister president... Take the big ones
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026
Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess ... They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!'"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My lord, my apologies for interrupting you at beer pong, alas it falls to me to deliver grave tidings. I had not long warned you that you had no friends save me in this nest of vipers... Forgive me sire but I have received whispers that your erstwhile phi delt allies yet conspire to cockblock you
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(frat house vizier) an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This Kirkmas, remember the reason for the season: 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓼𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓼, 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼; 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓴𝓲𝓻𝓴𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮: 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰.
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Looking incredible Sir
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(Watching the ocean of Solaris resolve itself into a formation in the unmistakable likeness of Peter Griffin) Holy crap
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Someone in the chat just posted an insane struggle meal and the world needs to know about it
Styrofoam plate, plastic utensils: a very desperate person has dumped canned corn over flamin hot cheetos. Why would you eat this? Why would you document it?
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well hell doc why didn't you just come out and say that vasopressin don't have no utility in mixed shock? If you think it ain't right I'll titrate it off right now
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pedantry in the ICU is a proud and storied tradition and my version of it is "you must zero the aline if the patient moves a millimeter"
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 02/08/2026
/ DO U HAVE A STANDARDIZED MON-FRI WORK WEEK @ UR LABOR 2 $$$ CONVERSION UNIT? / ITS GOING 2 BE WET & DANK MONDAY / & JUST 2 LET U KNOW / ITS GOING 2 BE HOT & DANK 4 UR 4CEEABLE FUTURE / UR SUPER EL NINO IS GOING 2 KEEP IT THAT WAY PROBS IN2 UR FALL / DEW U LIKE IT DANK?
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
bouncing on it with resolve and clarity of purpose
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Martijn Frazer 🇳🇱🇪🇸🇮🇪🇮🇸🇸🇮 @martijnfrazer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Free movie marathon idea: First Man (2018) The Second Man (1959) The Third Man (1949) The 4th Man (1983) The 5th Man (2022) The 6th Man (1997)
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just got off the phone with Senator Mitch McConnell. We talked about so many topics. He’s sharp as hell and ready to get to work. We covered OuouUoghhhhh, oooUGAHhhhhouu, and *Vtach alert bell*
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Okay gonna make you cough! 🙂
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
just a little poke then a turn sir okay let's get that tube feed running again 🙂🙂🙂
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Pedophile king of pedophile money
washingtonpost.com
Trump earned over $1 billion on cryptocurrency and coin ventures last year
In almost 1,000 pages of financial disclosure forms, the president’s earnings from crypto, settlements and resorts far outpaced his $600 million total income in 2024.
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Doot doo doot, doo doot
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becca laurie @imbeccable.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
be the c. diff
a promo graphic from the cleveland cavaliers that reads “be the **c**** diff”
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up" as I inflate the pressure bag and frown at the monitor
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 11/05/2026
if the headline of this article made you mad, you should try actually reading it before yelling at me. it’s not even paywalled. thanks
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/05/2026
dusting off a classic
THE LAST GUY WHO BANNED ME FROMA WEBSITE
DIED IN BENGHAZI
I'M NOT SAYING IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU,
BUT WHY RISK IT?
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Mah DESERT, boy! Mah dadblasted arrakis, y'see heah, m'Dune!
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Liquid snake voice: that’s right dear brother, everything you saw was a false flag. With unprecedented national support we moved forward with father’s final project. Witness Metal Gear Ballroom!
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Mister beast has been destroyed by the county animal control officer without ceremony or proceeding. His remains will be sent to the protein rendering plant
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Truly, mister beast has become, sinply, beast. Beast mode
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
libs when they learn about hasan piker
Homer organizes a band of vigilantes to take down the cat burglar
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GHOSTopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026
we all know I have no life, so:
WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR?

1st Columbo: Groucho Marx
2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye
3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar
4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing)
5th Columbo: Jamie Farr
6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch
7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman
8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin
9th Columbo: Eugene Levy
10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo
11th Columbo: Adam Brody
12th Columbo: Jason Alexander
13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne
14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again
15th Columbo: Omar Epps

NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The fascoid dorks figured out how to make weed lame
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/04/2026
Hail and well met, traveler
These 5 words make women want you
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ape Lord scratches his head and beckons you forward. > [Ape Customs] Make your obeisance to Ape Lord, appropriate to his rank > [Fruit (2)] Offer Ape Lord a Fruit > Taunt Ape Lord
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Damn this is a banger
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/04/2026
we know
bluesky claude can’t find a profile, the server is having trouble bluesky is broken because of claude of course and it can’t load a feed, can’t even load a feed bluesky telling me that because of its vibecoded infrastructure it is having some issues and needs a few minutes bluesky telling me that it failed to load feeds because it’s broken and vibecoded
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
doing the wilhelm scream every time I bust
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
doing the wilhelm scream every time I bust
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nurse wretched @nursewretched.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Autoerotic defenestration
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