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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 14h
i love this so much
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 14h
Oh my god have I been feeling it this week
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 18h
facebook is giving away free linux VMs and hosting if you can trick their AI
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah sweet, unpredictable software that voids your warranty and (soon) your insurance
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking lol @ohrobin.bsky.social @jon-snow-420.bsky.social
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She was doxxed by a Chi Phi alum who implored his followers to “help a Chi Phi.” Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable.
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to the audiobook right now and this is how I find out about RealPage price fixing rents and them claiming they have a first amendment right to do it and then see everyone knew this 10 months ago. Everything I find out is FOMO bait
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is quite dumb
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
the thing i think a lot of americans don't really understand is that even once trump is gone a lot of the world will take a generation to trust them ever again. you did trump twice, after doing bush twice!
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Bobby Fucking Weaver @im7below.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
See you in Valhalla variety.com/2026/music/n...
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Chuck Varga, Founding Member of Heavy Metal Band Gwar, Dies at 68
Chuck Varga, a founding member and vocalist of the heavy metal band Gwar, died on Friday.
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone tell him he should wear this as a t shirt
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Gothamist @gothamist.com · 25/09/2026
Judge rules ICE sought to 'inflict punishment' on immigrants held in NY gothamist.com/news/judge-r...
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Judge rules ICE sought to 'inflict punishment' on immigrants held in NY
A federal judge ordered rules put in place to end 'inhumane' conditions at 26 Federal Plaza be made permanent.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For sale: confederate head, never used
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why do people need to be reminded that Richard Hanania is bad? I thought writing for WS rags is already a really good tell. Did Newsom break the common sense median that badly?
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AMHotFlash @amhotflash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Texas officials just admitted DPS failed to send an unknown number of voter registration applications to county officials. Up to 6 million Texans have used that same DPS portal to register since 2020. If yours got lost, you might not be on the rolls, even though you did everything right…
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Linotype Pilgrim @symbo1ics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crypto-fash libs are still trying to kick the same tired old can down the road. Count all the red flags here...
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Catherine Rampell
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Economics editor at The Bulwark. MS NOW (formerly MSNBC) anchor. 
Previously WaPo op-ed columnist and NYT reporter.
Econ, politics, immigration, tax, etc. + occasional theater nerdery.

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Catherine is promoting an article in WSJ (🚩) about fucking Hasan Piker: "There's no excuse for failing to call out the antisemitism him and those like him on the American left".
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a friend who recently was laid off by Oracle and I can't help but imagine it was because they tried so hard to make this happen
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shy Guy’s big brother, Brave Guy, just did something extremely heroic
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Surely this won't lead to more vets with PTSD (that will of course be underserved or neglected)
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/09/2026
love 2 follow 6 versions of all my frequently suspended friends
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brit was banned for attempting peace with Stancil. THEY CANT STAND IT!!!!
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're wondering why polls always have the GOP better on security it's because the media won't run "TRUMP SHIPS STEALTH TECH VIA UPS" but they would have stories and follows and entire expert panels discussing this shit for weeks if it was a Dem in office.
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So many libshits in the black community are supporting the apartheid oppressors. www.instagram.com/reel/DdlqVYe...
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There's no courage in saying "free
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guile delivering a Flash Kick to Ryu on the Air Force stage in Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, except that Guile has been replaced by an image of Mr. Sputter doing a somersault fall as seen in the Nancy comic strip in the below quoted post.
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s the line they’re telling everyone but I think it’s more so this guy has been playing fast and loose with his cash and hasn’t paid his franchise fees in ages and so corporate is putting the hammer down. The beef prices is his attempt to save face
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 23/09/2026
Also he hates bathrooms. They want to stick 1,300 people in there with only 7 women’s stalls.
In addition to fire safety concerns, Trump's desired ballroom design did not include enough toilets to accommodate the structure's maximum occupancy, according to documents, and there were few options for adding more, as the event space occupied most of the building's footprint. One early ballroom design featured just seven stalls in the women's bathroom.
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Ike Makos @ikemakos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Second panel really spoke to me so I turned it into one of those 18th century Anglo-American political cartoons where everything is labeled
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The stoic locals were honestly one of the big plusses I put behind being there especially after being around British fogeys who kept getting weird around me
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
First they came 2
First they came 2
First they came for the socialists which was pretty
funny to be honest because they were mean to me
online all the time. Then they randomly stopped
there lol. Just before my ass. What are the odds of
that? Welp back to normal.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is especially ironic when most of them grew up hearing how Kennedy beat Nixon because he was was so incredibly fucking telegenic. This is not a new strategy, just a newer iteration on the old "kiss babies, shake hands"; put yourself where people can see you and then *make them like you*.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one from february; nothing richard says is “surprising” (coming from him) anymore & considering the establishment dems have tried to rehab his image while promoting him to get more young men engaged in the party WITHIN THE PAST COUPLE YEARS where this creep got his start writing about “race science”
Richard Hanania & @RichardHanania
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Remember, when they call Epstein a pedophile, they are really targeting all heterosexual men. You demand that we tell the truth about Epstein so we can tell them to stop demonizing heterosexuality.
The Real Target of Pedophile Hysteria Is Age Gap Relati...
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought
From r/legal advice:

I used AI to invent a new skateboard trick that coworker tried & he got hurt. Can he sue me?

My coworker & I were using Grok to generate new types of skateboard tricks that have never been done and I used Grok AI to discover a new trick called a “Pipe It,” which is kind of like skating down a halfpipe but using the AI to calculate the physics and angles, we can go a lot steeper when dropping in. We watch a lot of skate videos on our phone during breaks, so we decided to do a type of skate video with new tricks. 

Grok made up this skateboard trick & I told it to be very careful and use science/physics to make sure that it was as cool as possible but also realistic. Basically, a Pipe It is taking a long 2x4 and placing it up against a wall (like 7 ft tall) and sliding down the wood board using the skateboard with the wheels on either side of the 2x4, kind of like grinding Tony Hawk video game style, but straight down. Grok said it would be possible to pop off the board at the last minute to land & that this would have been a brand new trick. 

Anyways, my coworker tried it in the parking lot during our lunch break at work but immediately fell face first into the floor and busted his nose. He had already gotten written up before, so he couldn’t leave in the middle of the day to change, so when we tried to go back in with blood everywhere our boss got mad and told him to go home  maybe he could get called back in for another shift). He hasn’t gotten called back so I think he’s fired.

Now my coworker is saying that the Pipe-It is my fault & he’s going to sue me. Can he do that? even if he can, it’s not my fault because I told Grok to be as safe as possible and to make sure that the Pipe-It was realistic. Basically, he did the trick wrong and is mad that he couldn't do it and that he lost his job. Can I get in trouble? Also, sorry if I can't combine questions, but can I patent the Pipe It so Grok or he can't steal it now that we're fighting?
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love MLYP. I never realized the DMB poop bus incident was first revealed by a goon.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A whole *lot* of former Cuomosexuals were very, very deeply invested in platforming Hanania as the face of the future of bipartisanship etc. Thiel-funded think-tanks were making *bank* pushing this rapey twerp into their feeds as the next Charlie Kirk
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With all these many, many heinously fucked up screenshots of Hanania defending rape on Elon's CSAM blog, remember that only a few months ago very serious vote blue no matter who resist libs were excitedly sharing his stuff and inviting him to their resistance
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They unblocked me so I could see them explain to someone else they were so enraged by my comment on the Toronto mayoral race that they angrily posted a reply to someone else in a completely unrelated thread so uh...got my ass?
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Tim @timzhu.io · 22/09/2026
"The Mamdani administration also said it is developing software that would allow workers to directly submit complaints to the city and will require companies to self-report their data so that the city’s worker protection agency can find real-time discrepancies in pay."
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Rob From Flailthroughs @robflails.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If anybody has been laid off by WB/HBO and would like to confirm that there's a legit directive from corporate to reference Potter in your scripts, I'd love to hear from you.
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hilkojj @hilkojj.nl · 22/09/2026
17 days until launch!! Watch the *alternative* trailer, voiced by Not Just Bikes. store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
anyways lol, lmao even
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Environmental Hero Makes Fossil Fuels Too Expensive for Anyone to Keep Using
Accomplishing what no other green energy advocate has before, this month environmental hero President Donald Trump successfully created so much indefinite economic turmoil in the global oil market …
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Andrew Cuomo, through tears : this is marxism
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Mamdani Delivers $131 Million Settlement For DoorDash Drivers
The Mamdani administration said the settlement is the largest labor enforcement action in the city’s history.
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