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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 15h
Democrats will never learn.
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 15h
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Patrick deHahn @pdehello.bsky.social · 9h
"The victim, Rosa said, was on the ground bleeding and being held down by the agents. A baby, she said, was in the car and was held by ICE agents until someone picked the child up."
theintercept.com
ICE Agent on Scene of NYC Shooting Was Posing as Construction Worker, Eyewitness Says
A member of Congress at the scene confirmed to The Intercept that there was a child in the victim’s car when ICE agents shot at it.
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 07/10/2026
Arizona and Virginia, both of which are governed by Democrats, are ending Medicaid coverage of care for trans youth, Transitics has learned. The bans, which go into effect on October 13th, mark the most significant Democratic capitulation to Trump's anti-trans demands yet. Cowards.
transiticsnews.com
Democrat-led Arizona, Virginia Quietly End Medicaid Coverage of Care for Trans Youth, Acquiescing to Trump Demands
The policy changes, which go into effect on October 13th, see Arizona and Virginia join Kansas as states where Democrats have needlessly opted to restrict Medicaid coverage of gender-affirming care.
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 10h
Man, zionism did a number on Lovitz
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 10h
This is prob already playing on the NatGeo channel with cheaper actors
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11h
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 15h
How fucking hard is it to say "trans women in women's sports" instead of "men in women's sports" for dipshit coward Democrats?
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chunky ◇ soup @machturtl.wearybones.rest · 15h
This week i learned that the author of that poem gunned down drowning French soldiers in the name of Hitler
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 15h
It's really incredible how quickly Democrats go from quoting "First They Came" to being like "well actually it's fine to throw trans people under the bus and how dare you say you might not vote for me????"
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 15h
Image the guy was ready to post, "-and start living in a timeshare!" before he was blocked
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 15h
October 7 arguments are inventing new trolley problem scenarios on whether it's better the trolley kills fewer people in one fast run or large numbers of people in a slower controlled massacre and being mad at someone for saying neither should happen.
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 16h
I'm suspicious that half of this is inspired by her reading about that $60 sourdough
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 18h
Damn, she caught on to my NYC sourdough-for-ferrari hustle.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 18h
Home depot is like Arby's in the sense that they both suck ass.
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 18h
My favorite thing about the juniper apology is knowing she double posts content, and seeing reactions where a majority are saying she didn't need to do this and then looking elsewhere and seeing libs demand she prostrate herself deeper for her war crimes.
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 18h
Me, half-awake: Yeah, Glenn Beck would do that
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 19h
Banned from what I can tell. There's a good chance he'll probably find a way to come back to feed in the attention but for now just happy for the momentary calm.
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 19h
Nothing wrong with sticking to the classics, that one's a diehard
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 19h
All good, Katie Loosesappy
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 19h
🔥 from @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social. I would add: billionaires are a renewable resource, sadly. Five years ago there was no OpenAI or Anthropic. We mint billionaires here in California with some regularity. The movement of capital moves both ways. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-war-ag...
Some, perhaps, have legitimate fears that any wealth tax will just cause the rich to flee to other states. Prop 40 has been designed to make it hard to wriggle out of, but this fear is a perpetual one. Cities hear this when they pass local taxes; States hear it when they pass state taxes; nations hear it when they pass national taxes. It is true that the mobility of capital and the relative lack of mobility of labor is an inherent problem that makes the class war more difficult. It is also true that this is the sort of perpetual objection that is crafted to ensure that nobody anywhere ever does anything about a big problem. A global wealth tax would be ideal. In the meantime, every single locality and state and nation should be doing everything they can to capture as much of billionaire’s wealth as possible and funnel it back to the public. California, home of the tech industry, is the most sensible state in which to pass a billionaire tax. If the billionaires want to make it their life’s work to run around the world fleeing taxes, let them flee. What a sad life that would be for a group of people who could be doing anything.
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 19h
Gamers
An ad for cloaks. The video has caption that says "MADE FOR GAMERS"
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 19h
Nothing that's going to look embarrassing and worthy of public shunning in a few years, I'm sure
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 19h
Oct 7 brought out some real content from the center-left I see.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 20h
The thing to remember about San Antonio is that this town has one of the highest concentrations of military personnel in a major metro in the country, because of Abbott ICE/CBP is ALL OVER it driving everyone crazy, and it's a minority majority city with a high amount of lifers.
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 20h
Rona did a rookie move and Sebastian's algorithms are ruined. Friendship arc broken.
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It took this long to finally gank pooldude. Really takes a village on here.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like treating the core constituency as the red headed step children while shoving cash onto institutions that oppress said constituency who have zero public gratitude about it, not really great for coalition cohesion!
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like not only has the JCRC not thanked Mamdani or acknowledged the money in any way, they've condemned him in the last week for failing to use their definition of antisemitism, which is antizionism, after getting free money, and it doesn't look great lol.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If anything it seems his ideological enemies are extracting concessions from him before he handles his largest most important constituent promises as the price of not rocking the boat, and then whipping him on the other end once he's delivered for them (NYPD/JCRC both criticized him lol)
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This honestly feels like him rehashing the "shoot someone on fifth avenue"
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wanted to learn maximalism as an art form but I think LLMs are already really good at creating the busiest slop that masters hurting my eyes the more I look at it
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They don’t even take October 7th seriously
Real tweet

They made a LEGO version of October 7th
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Minimalism is more necessary than ever
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, I hate to break it to people, but history is not going to enshrine October 7 as some standalone event, devoid of connections to violence preceding it or Israel’s retaliation immediately following it. It’s going to be in history books forever bookended by related violence.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That substantial portions of European and US centrists struggle with the idea that it is possible to hear about the evil actions of the Israeli government without immediately doing shrill whataboutism continues to baffle me.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like the only way to make a respectful statement about October 7 is to include a mention of the genocide done in retribution for it. The two are inextricably intertwined. It’s ignoring a massive genocidal elephant in the room to not mention the wanton destruction and death caused by Israel
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 06/10/2026
Dungeons & Dragons, Duel Masters, and Magic: The Gathering teams unionize at Hasbro aftermath.site/magic-the-gath...
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reason I placed a bet on Trump in 2015/6 was a combination of seeing his polling in the 2012 cycle, and my old landlord Vijay who him on TV in 2011/2 and said "That man is going to be president" mid interview and liked him. Vijay was a boring normie Democrat and naturalized citizen.
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Nathan 🎃 @never-say-die.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A cruise missile alignment chart
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"When missing children flyers go up, Ken Paxton takes them down. He's not gonna turn in his friends."
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Bank of America figured it out? Bank of America? This is a real low point. Yeah this one hurts."
bloomberg.com
BofA Sees the End of ‘Easy Money’ Made From the AI-Spending Trade
Investors are likely to find it increasingly hard to make “easy money” by betting on outsized returns from artificial intelligence-linked capital expenditures compared with consumer-driven spending, a...
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guy with F150: ew Guy with F150 that fits his car into a single parking spot established off sedans built in the 80's: hello
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This might be the only way to get me into sports
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Half of Rona's babysitter fee is getting spent on bits
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 06/10/2026
arstechnica.com
OpenAI agents tried to hack Wikipedia tools and flooded it with traffic
The reports of OpenAI agents harming 3rd party sites keep coming.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Greatest myth in modern political discourse is that partisan division is a result of ideological bubbles. This isn’t the case! Conservatives have dominated every aspect of our society for 40+ years. We know exactly what they believe because we live with the consequences bsky.app/profile/gaiu...
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