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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 6h
Put me in charge, I'll ban scented laundry detergent on day one, and on day two we're gonna rent a big ass wood chipper and do You Know What
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 6h
Let me guess. You were robbed and dressed in those ridiculous clothes.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 6h
"And 👏 we 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 to 👏 stop 👏 it 👏."
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A pro-Trump billionaire family now controls all of these platforms.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 7h
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 7h
scotland have come out of like 6 of their last 8 games basically saying "we let down the manager and the fans with that performance" so at what stage do they actually start making an effort to turn it around because that's across two completely different managers
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 9h
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 8h
what elections did Ruth Davidson win on any sort of personal quality? she was elected an MSP via the list after coming FOURTH in Glasgow Kelvin and she became leader by getting less than 3,000 votes against Murdo Fraser who would lose a popularity contest to the dog turds in your nearest park.
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that was fucking chronic
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17h
dreadwedge on twitter: "men will say "i think i could fend off ten pac mans by myself no problem" and it's like dude are you kidding you wouldn't make it past the second wacka. you would be eyes"
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Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson.bsky.social · 14h
“If the wife is fit, you must acquit”
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
no offense to anyone who disagrees but plain shredded wheat cereal goes really hard when you're not a child that needs fifty grams of sugar to eat a single bit of grain or fiber in your diet
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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 20h
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Howlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 14h
oh look, it's Fedward
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simply the greatest of all time
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 21h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
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The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Alistair Davidson @moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 21h
Starting a training course for the left that just consists of me saying "something can be morally compelling but still tactically foolish" again and again and again.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 18h
no, no no, you see. retweeting stuff then immediately unretweeting it because you changed your mind is not "cowardly" or "mistaken", it is simply "the gentleman's dialectic"
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 18h
oh it's always this bullshit
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Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 18h
YOU'RE a fuckin' Iron Dome, pal
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 19h
Because naming the problem in Germany gets you in more legal trouble in Germany than being the problem.
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 19h
Also the only way you’re hearing this frequently in the U.K. is if you are hanging out with literal Nazis.
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RDCK98 @comradekenobi.bsky.social · 19h
A sobering reminder that for all our ferocious posting wars that right now there is in fact an apartheid state engaged in the systemic opression and eradication of a people from this earth.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 05,1972
P1- NANCY IS DOWNTOWN AND SEES A SIGN IN A WIG SHOP

GOING OUT OF
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ALL WIGS $1

NANCY: OH, BOY--ID LOVE TO HAVE A WIG

P2- SLUGGO SEES NANCY  WALKING WITH HER HAIR REACHING THE GROUND 
SLUGGO ,NOT KNOWING ITS A WIG, IS SO SHOCKED HIS HAT GOES STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(stripper loves me voice) Bro, I think the waitress is obsessed with feeding me
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 22,1974
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE IN THE CLASSROOM WITH SEVERAL OTHER KIDS, THE TEACHER ASKS SLUGGO A MATH QUESTION 

TEACHER: SLUGGO, IF YOU HAD FIVE CANDY BARS AND I ASKED YOU FOR TWO, HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE LEFT?

SLUGGO ANSWERES WITH A GRIN : FIVE
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Demon's Souls Dialog Bot @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You fool...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“We hate this guy and would never vote for him…but what if he had our accent… 🤔🤔🤔🤔”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
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some people need their ass beat
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punishment does not transform people
middle
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Simon is on strike ✊🏻 @simonxix.com · 05/10/2026
Oh look, a direct impact of the strike at University of Edinburgh.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my hot take is people should stop doing this dumb discourse that treats a piece of software as a living being you’re not god. it’s just a chatbot. you can turn it off and it’s not the holocaust
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 05/10/2026
Abu Dhabi want you all to know that they absolutely don't own Manchester City but if Manchester City are sanctioned for their industrial scale cheating, then the UAE could pull all investment from Britain.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Americans picked Trump II, and their biggest objection is high prices. Hungary chose Orban, and their eventual big objection was corruption. Erdogan and Modi won multiple terms. Brazilians about to go Bolsonaro again. Not always free and fair, but yeah, millions want it. Wouldn’t work otherwise.
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Alistair Davidson @moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Massive American interference in the Brazilian election in favour of the far-right. We should expect the same here.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
some of you folks would be far better off just blocking people who make you mad instead of bothering to look up stinky takes and get mad at them
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you don't have to have a favourite right-wing politician
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Jason Rosenbaum @jasonrosenbaum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hot take: taylor lorenz has always been bad
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Adam Chapman @adamchapman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A quick look for sentences passed down (a while ago, yes) for others convicted of bombings in the UK suggests - and I know that the legislation is different - that 15 years is at the lower end of what he might have expected.
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Alistair Davidson @moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
It's striking how similar this language is to the role-back of trans rights in Britain.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Burnham's found the monkey paw that Starmer lost a week into his premiership
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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 05/10/2026
This is also, fwiw, exactly why so many British institutions have fallen to transphobic control. Because the transphobes actually took taking control seriously! They, with actually very small numbers, absolutely dedicated themselves to that aim. Fluffy cis liberals didn't respond at all.
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STC @blobbystc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lesson here afaict is you can’t just get rid of ‘the guy’ you need a plan to systematically dismantle and oppose the systems
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Alistair Davidson @moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
imo party conferences should only allow online attendance/voting if it is the only way to meet an access need. That one pandemic year the SNP had an online conference, TERFs took over all the office positions then did nothing with them. They effectively halted all equalities work (inc for women).
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Kole Musgrove @kolemusgrove.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Seahawks (14) and Chargers (16) were flagged 30 times for 280 penalty yards. It’s the most combined penalty yards in a Seahawks game since they beat the Bucs 13-10 in 1976 when both teams were flagged 39 times for 310 yards… still a post-merger NFL record!
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