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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 10h

What’s life like in the 21st century? Well, it’s really hot, and we taught a computer how to do crime on accident.

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 10h

I “got stuck” behind the drawers today. Everyone had to come help me so I felt awkward telling them I wasn’t stuck, I was just being a little shit

an orange cat is being snuggled on a halloween blankie with one paw extended toward the camera. you can tell by his facial expression that he has recently been a little shit causing trouble

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Revolutionary War 250 @revwar250.bsky.social · 22h

1 OCTOBER 1776, HARLEM, NEW YORK: Washington’s daily orders instruct “Every Brigadier … to select some good officers to be in the rear of their Battalions … to shoot any Officer, or Soldier, who shall presume to quit his Ranks, or retreat, unless the Retreat is ordered by proper Authority.”

George Washington, painted in 1776 by Charles Willson Peale

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…

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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 30/09/2026

Today is Décadi the 10th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate vats. #JacobinDay See today's page

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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's astonishing just how committed this SCOTUS is to burning its own institutional legitimacy to the ground.

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One important policy lesson from this story is how Facebook committed blatant tax fraud in 2013 (Zuckerberg's stock options as R&D) and still hasn't been forced to pay it and thus learned that tax fraud is an acceptable business practice and so is doing it again.

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You want an example of focusing on culture war bullshit instead of warfighting, THIS is it. Hegseth isn't worried about the fact that he's set US policy goals in the Gulf back literal decades, no, he's too busy monitoring soldiers' testosterone levels and reveling in what slurs he gets to use.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026

God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h…

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Snowjob @snowjob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Officially renaming "turn based RPGs" "juegos de roles con pausas de hidratación"

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madman1234855.bsky.social 🔞 @madman1234855.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Erusea told me Three Strikes keeps eating his warships so I asked how many ships he has and he said he just goes to Yuktobania and gets a new fleet afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding warships to Three Strikes and then his princess started crying.

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Amrk @amrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Peter Magyar is currently enacting a Liberal Currents fantasy where he amends the constitution to ban anyone associated with the old regime from ever holding office again and is somehow polling at 68% (he won with 53%) and I’m not saying that’s possible anywhere else but Dems should like, ask him

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Really appreciated Brian spelling out the years of meta-referential commercial plotlines that led to this. Why are we expected to know so much lore for an insurance company’s commercials

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up theonion.com/environmentalists-warn…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Trump era has really fucked everyone up in profound ways. Turns out electing the physical embodiment of the most demonic things about American society to the Presidency was a mistake

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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 28/09/2026

what people outside of demented gun nuts world haven't really caught up to is the extent to which firearms since then have experience "carcination," aka "literally everything is an ar-15 knockoff now" why get an smg when you can just get a really compact ar-15 this thing is legally a "pistol"!

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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 28/09/2026

Today is Octidi the 8th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate amaranth. #JacobinDay See today's page

An old time-y illustration of a Amaranth.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every month or so an American conservative discovers a tenet of Christianity incompatible with conservatism and goes "this sounds like something my BITCH WIFE made up"

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

new research reports that cats vocalize more when greeting male owners. researchers suggest that this is because cats have apparently learned that men require additional explanation when provided with basic communication. I don't like the idea that cats are judging me this accurately.

Freya, a fluffy gray cat, sits on a light blue table, staring downward with a serious, slightly concerned expression.

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Ike Makos @ikemakos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Santa Anna watching the fall of the Alamo:

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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 27/09/2026

You don't have an inalienable right to be an antisocial dipshit because you're doomscrolling all day and it makes you feel terrible. There are no qualifiers to this. You are not released from the obligation to try to be decent just because Elon Musk is lighting the world on fire.

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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 27/09/2026

Today is Septidi the 7th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate carrots. #JacobinDay See today's page

An old time-y illustration of a Carrots.

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kungsluk kungsluk @botulist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

con: the president's pardon power means we'll probably only be able to criminally prosecute the minions he actively chooses to betray. pro: the president is currently donald j trump, who betrays most people

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AUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When I was a kid the top 10 songs on the Hot 100 were read out weekly by the principal over the loudspeaker with morning announcements. Then they played the No. 1 song in full instead of the Pledge of Allegiance. And if you didn't stand up and sing along you were expelled for not being patriotic.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Vought is breaking the law but he is not “going rogue.” At his confirmation hearings, Vought told Republicans he would do this and they voted for him anyway. If they want to stop him, they still can via impeachment. They won’t.

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

STOP THE COUNT

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

perfection

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026

victorian exploration missions be like good day to you sir, last year i set out with 110 men to find the source of the nile. oh the casualties? 230 men, mostly to malaria. yes, yes, it seems unlikely, but i swear it is true. also i did find the source but never saw it because illness struck me blind

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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 25/09/2026

Today is Quintidi the 5th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate horses. #JacobinDay See today's page

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-…

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In my administration podcasting equipment will be reclassified as a schedule 1 drug

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rosalyn's the mummy @diseasehaver.northsky.social · 24/09/2026

remember when there was a guy named reince priebus

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

TRUMP: the election situation has not necessarily developed to the Republican Party's advantage

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Ike Makos @ikemakos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Petra Arkanian in SHADOW PUPPETS:

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Former Trump supporter in media and/or politics? Opinion discarded. It's that easy and nothing of value will be lost. You helped create the dumbest stove-touching in living memory. Sit there and shut up while we try to clean up after you

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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The only Joint Warfighting Evaluation I recognize

Cover of the wargame Campaign for North Africa .

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The thing about kangaroos is that there’s something just inherently very funny about an animal that can punch you

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026

anyway congratulations to Calvin’s Dad on diesel prices

Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin’s dad hopes gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Games desperately need unions and Hollywood style production arrangements

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026

Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/

Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.

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The Georgian Lords @georgianlords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"This produced a very tedious and uninteresting debate, in which every Lord present took part..." One can feel the pain of this reporter, sitting through an interminable committee of the whole on the general sewers bill (1779).

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026

Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

With the midterm elections shaping up to be a massive reckoning for the Republican Party, it's worth remembering that they had a fairly easy offramp from Trumpism in the immediate aftermath of the January 6th riot but they completely chickened out.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026

Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run theonion.com/pete-hegseth-deploys-3…

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