Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16hi know this isnt fair but garth ennis, grant morrison, and warren ellis are all the same guy to me 3328015
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Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 903301395
novakaine9.bsky.social @novakaine9.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One day the king’s throne shall belong to my son 000
Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3570051626
Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.gizmodo.com71% of Americans Say They're Completely ExhaustedA CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States. 1401267006703
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novakaine9.bsky.social @novakaine9.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I spent way too long trying to see if this was loss.jpg 001
Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy 626385863
Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202613-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.theonion.comNew Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te... 182119482007
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Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialMarie Vibbert @reasie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026No science fiction could have prepared us for just how stupid the end of the world can be. "The environment was on the brink of collapse, and so, rather than deal with that, we burned what fuel we had left getting computers to scam each other for money." 299127323823
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Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 115208675339
Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/07/2026When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do. 13972191185
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Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.social the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 08/07/2026i hope godzilla eats him in sheboygan 416722
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Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen. 895239332421
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Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 02/07/2026you ever post in a group chat and in the space before anyone reacts youre like "i knew it. everyones mad at me i went too fucking far this time" 1839259
Reposted by @novakaine9.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/06/2026he was entirely correct to refer to the supreme court as 'eight assholes and a token cunt' and the only real difference between then and now is a slight shift in the asshole/cunt demographic ratios 020417
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