Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“cAn YoU rEaLlY cAlL iT bEeF iF iT’s MaDe FrOm PlAnTs??” i don’t know, can you call it beef if it’s made from horse 610015
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/07/2026We went from 0 to 10k followers on Bluesky, and here’s how we incorporated AI: - we didn’t. thanks for following 722623
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Sorry I haven’t posted in a while. In my defense I forgot the password to this account 211315
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/12/2025This is a judgment free zone. If you need to break into a liquor store and pass out in the bathroom because you’re a raccoon who’s having a hard time, that’s ok. It’s called self care 622826
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Imagine getting mad at me online when I’m quite literally beyond beef 51649
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Ideally by age 30, you should have ruined at least one of your workplaces 31125
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Babe are you ok? You've hardly ruined your workplace today 612414
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2025"Can you really call it a 'burger' if it's made from plants?" You're right… that’s a slippery slope to other things that don’t harm anyone 1126413
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The new Beyond Burgers have 75% less saturated fat and are made with avocado oil and how many of you were worried for a second that they fired and replaced me with a normal social media manager, be honest 122043
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Hate to brag but Jane Goodall did not personally list me as someone she’d like to launch into space 527225
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Not to get too political, but I find it convenient to live on a planet with a habitable climate 2067785
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Beyond Sausage has 17g of protein and is made with avocado oil and now that my boss has stopped reading, I think we can all agree it's a miracle I'm still employed 327416
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I went to a 4 year university and now every day I wake up and think “What would a little cow post on the internet?” You can accomplish anything you set your mind to 91976
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Thank goodness we’re going back to the good old times before… *checks notes* medicine 327743
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 28/08/2025“AI is gonna replace all funny/unhinged social media managers” I’d like to see AI replicate the formative experience of being weird and lonely as a child 317013
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 25/08/2025“The team running the Beyond Meat account posts recklessly, wades into politics, and also never promotes the products.” That’s not true. It’s just one person running the account 122498
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 21/08/2025“Be the bigger person.” Counterpoint: be the smaller cow. Jump to conclusions. Hold a grudge. Take everything personally. Bite the hand that feeds 61115
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Easy self care tips: - drink water - take screen breaks - leave the office to go for a walk - enter a field - let out a huge moo - never return 620521
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I don’t know who needs to hear this but 1023724
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 15/08/2025At this point, my career plan is just “hope the weird little posts keep working” 71537
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Touching grass isn’t enough. I need to eat grass, let out a moo, delete gmail, become a cow full time 71853
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Other people at my company: smart, figuring out how to make meat from plants Me: I put a cape on my dog today 91589
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Beyond Beef has 21g of protein and no cholesterol and now that my boss has stopped reading, I wonder if they've ever described working with me as a "learning experience" 81685
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Explaining to management that measuring success by “likes” is outdated, and instead it should be based on how many people reply “what is this” and “what is going on here” 171444
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Just gotta get through this week and then what? Another week to get through? And then let me guess, getting through more weeks? I know a scam when I see one 1018728
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Telling my boss that due to our marketing strategy, our burgers are “flying off the shelves” with absolutely no proof 141514
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 01/08/2025You don’t have to be perfect. Just trying your best, eating fewer animal products, and not launching yourself into space for about 11 minutes can all add up 522118
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Dance like nobody’s watching. Sing like nobody’s listening. Post in a way that’s against all brand guidelines until it’s too late for management to replace you 920210
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Life update: this little cow has adopted this little guy. And I’m open to name suggestions! 341415
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 30/07/2025You’re in her DMs. I’m also in her DMs. You accidentally added beyond meat to the group chat. We’re all very confused 31407
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Every few weeks I have to sneak in a product mention so that I have something to point to in my beyond sausage performance review. It will be subtle 91492
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I know I’ve posted a banger when I suddenly get a calendar invite from my boss titled “quick check in” 71901
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Ideal morning routine: wake up, eat, lie down on the grass for 12 to 14 hours and then I’m ready to tackle the work day 51235
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 18/07/2025“I asked Chat GPT” “I asked Grok” okay well I went outside and layed in the grass. I don’t need new information. I’ve seen enough 225024
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 17/07/2025If you read our timeline backwards, it's the story of a social media manager becoming mentally stable and then following brand and legal guidelines 41893
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Whether you're eating a few more plant-based meals per week, or bringing reusable bags to the store, or not launching yourself into space for 11 minutes, you're making a bigger impact than you think ❤️ 629226
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I didn’t promote the products when I first started this account, but now that we’ve gained a lot of followers, it’s my duty to continue not promoting the products 101924
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 09/07/2025“You look happier” Thanks, I made my whole job posting chaotically on social media and it somehow worked and now my boss is afraid of me 31854
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Goals for the second half of the year: 1. get through the second half of the year 522625
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Before you get mad at me online, just know that you’re literally arguing with a cow 243188
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Pro tip: if you grill a beyond burger today, you can say “I know that little cow personally,” and then everyone at the BBQ will worry about you and you’ll get extra attention 51925
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Boss: You can’t talk like you’re on Love Island when you’re in the office. It’s unprofessional Me: …is this why you pulled me for a chat? 51737
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Just a reminder, you’re probably making a bigger impact than you think. For example, I’m willing to bet that basically none of you went to space for 11 minutes this week 33120089
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 01/07/2025“We want grandkids” Best I can do is devote my prime adult years to being a little cow on the internet 3179328
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Me: People are having a hard time and they enjoy watching me post in a way that stresses you out Boss: My question was, “what is our social media strategy?” 1486844
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Small things that make a big environmental difference: - shopping locally - eating a few plant based meals a week - riding your bike - not having your wedding attended via 100 private jets - composting 13587103
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Not to brag but I've never asked Grok anything 98157491
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 26/06/2025The goal of this account is not to promote products. The goal is for you to recognize our logo in the grocery store and ask yourself, “haha, I wonder if that little cow has been fired?” 4885450
Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 26/06/2025“AI is coming for your jobs” AI can try to be unhinged on social media but I prefer a seasoned professional who has had enough 52179