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Scaroline

@carolinemoore.bsky.social
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Portrait photographer, author of Punk Rock Entrepreneur and Self-Care Won’t Save Us, amateur violinist. South of Pittsburgh. www.hellocarolinemoore.com

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CatDaMaMa @catdamama.bsky.social · 17h
Here is some great Democratic messaging created by a group of activists that designed signs in red with simple and yet devastating anti-Republican messaging. You can order the signs on-line.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 17h
Since they’re such super geniuses, I think they just oughta stick with it, go back to the drawing board, and they can let us know when they’ve worked out how to get the benefits without these bad things happening.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kid is very into showing me “like the first video ever uploaded to YouTube” and I’m like “yeah, I was there, bro.”
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re going on a cruise in January, and I’ve been referring to it as “the S.S. Man’s Hubris” and it’s making our friends, who are also going, mad. The thing is enormous.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean I’d rather win races on science and medicine, but apparently we’re giving up on that.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Little kid has taken to adding “etc” to his description of things, but he just says the letters like you would “omg.” “I have my flashlight, whistle, ee tee cee.”
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was back and forth over whether to hang onto my Nikon gear longer since I bought the new fujifilm, so I wanted to kind of test them head to head and see what I thought, and I’m cool with entirely switching to the new system.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A one star review for my new book claims it’s AI slop because of “excessive em dashes.” Friend, I chose each of those em dashes personally and stuck em in there by hand. a.co/d/0b7KHtiA
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Self Care Won't Save Us: How to Fight Burnout with Solidarity and Social Change: Moore, Caroline: 9781648412417: Amazon.com: Books
Self Care Won't Save Us: How to Fight Burnout with Solidarity and Social Change [Moore, Caroline] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Self Care Won't Save Us: How to Fight Burnout wit...
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dr: “Do you get headaches a lot?” Me: “Like the normal amount, I guess.” Dr: “The normal amount is zero.” Me: “oh, that can’t be right.”
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At the pediatric dentist and they’re playing The Replacements’ Within Your Reach.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was unprepared for the sheer volume and variety of things I’d be explaining to my kids. They have SO MANY questions and they will not accept bullshit answers, they really need to know how lava works and what possums eat right now.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Friends I have looked up the Choosin’ Texas song and my hot take is that it’s not good. The charts did not nail it on this one.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today’s my last ten hour wedding day, and I’m second shooting so it shouldn’t be as hectic. I booked it way before I decided I wouldn’t be offering coverage for that long anymore.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The most important part of a job interview is showing that you’re willing to adhere to arbitrary bullshit rules, it makes you a good employee.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taking my niece with me to New York next month for a concert, which is a thing I did plenty of in college and did not think about at all, and now I’m like overthinking every aspect of it.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Walking my kid’s friend’s parent through setting up some messaging app for them to use over the phone giving me tech support flashbacks. Ok but what operating system are you using? You… you don’t know, okay… what’s your screen look like?
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They’re bringing a photographer to orchestra practice to do headshots of everyone, so I have to look a few steps up from feral goblin tonight.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We had our dude latchkey kid it for about 30 minutes today, and I left him a note on the door that said to “initiate home alone protocol.” I meant like, adhere to the home by yourself ruleset. He covered our stairs with matchbox cars and armed himself with a nerf gun.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I took 18 credits every semester just so that I could take classes that sounded interesting. I’d love to take an art history class right now.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ageing: the condition of becoming less serious about all you were once far too serious about and more serious about all that you once undervalued.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cleaning the studio for a rental tomorrow and big kid came to sit in some pretty light.
Blonde 11 year old sitting on a vintage blue velvet couch in the studio with pretty evening sunlight.
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Zed @behindthebluemotel.com · 18/09/2026
"Prove you're human" fuck you, you prove I'm not.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The moment I’ve been waiting for, my much less online husband asked me “what’s going on with Ed Sheeran?”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Insurance declared it totaled, looks like we’re car shopping. Big kid gets weirdly sentimental about things, so we’ve already been easing him into the idea that we might not get it back.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Met with a telehealth doc about possibly trying a GLP1 for my autoimmune nonsense. My rheumatologist doesn’t know anything about it, telehealth will basically prescribe it to anyone who asks, so I’m on my own reading medical abstracts above my pay grade.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump is somehow unaware that you can exchange money for goods and services. Why we give them money, but they no give us money? Where money?
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
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itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is Macklemore our first instance of separating the art from the artist, but like, in the other direction?
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I don’t get paid enough to read that in treble clef.” Our bassoonist ain’t got time for this shit.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will also no longer be supporting Ed Sheeran's "The Loop" north american tour
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thankfully realized before I hit send that I can not send a message with the subject “hard pounding” even if it is to a doctor about my heart.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What happened to the dark brown hair?
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We had a fantastic time taking our kids and my folks to the beach for a week, but I am on day three of recovering from it and am definitely not there yet. Recovering consists of lying flat for as much of the day as is possible and drinking salty water.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kids are watching Short Circuit, John says I’m raising robot sympathizers.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want to clap and yell “good answer!” like we’re on Family Feud.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So @clairewillett.bsky.social reminded me of this Reddit post where a young neurodivergent kid got uninvited from a wedding, because he would only wear a Spider-Man costume everywhere. And the bride said it would “ruin the photos.”
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mostly I’m just struggling with the fact that I was a college freshman 25 years ago.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the youths don’t remember Freedom Fries but we remember
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wrote “adult toothpaste” on the grocery list, so now I guess I gotta find some real sexy toothpaste.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cleaning up in the kitchen, put the cats away in the cat shelves.
Kiki, gray cat, is on the middle shelf at the end of a kitchen island. Twix, a gray and orange tabby kitten, is on the shelf below her.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The girl doing my hair was talking about going to Warped Tour in 2019. I told her I went in ‘98, when Green Day was still setting their drums on fire, and I became the “okay, grandma” meme.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bluesky is not for Brands, I know. But if you’re south of Pittsburgh and are looking for portraits of your kid, get in touch. If you’re not, look at my kid! He’s cute as hell.
Classic school portraits at wood and wire studio. Photo of my six year old on a plain gray backdrop, advertising mini sessions that I’m offering at the studio. He is blonde and wearing a striped shirt.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We’re all fine, but a truck didn’t stop at a stop sign and instead just drove right into the side of our van. First time I’ve been in any kind of accident with the kids in the car, thankfully it hit behind the seats so they just got shook around a little.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I remember my brother disassembling our Atari to see what was going on in there. Kids aren’t gonna be allowed to take apart iPhones.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had tickets to see the Replacements when I was like 8 1/2 months pregnant and they canceled. His first in utero concert was White Wives and Homeless Gospel Choir.
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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
John walked in while I was fussing with menus on the new camera, and he asked “is that the new one?!” and his face lit up. We do not have a “hiding Amazon deliveries from each other” kind of relationship, he’s just real stoked for me.
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