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Sam Lloyd

@llamsoyd.bsky.social
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My views do not reflect those of my employer. The header photo is Portland Oregon if it had a baseball stadium in the river for some reason.

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 59m
Cody Bellinger Hitting Moonshots In The Postseason (55:27)
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 1h
I miss good old fashioned beer commercials. but no just betting and liberty biberty
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 3h
Everyone who is a fan of the Houston Astros is a clown who drinks piss. No offense
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 2h
Poor Mike Tomlin had to coach home games for 18 years on the North Shore of Pittsburgh in a sea of parking lots with only the most sparse transit and restaurant options. This explains so much
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 2h
@dirtbagqueer.rocks hey congrats to your squad
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 2h
Me, nodding sagely on the last day of the 2024 season as the White Sox lose their 121st game while the Astros clinch their eighth straight playoff spot: oh you just wait (I tweeted this at the time but deleted my account. sorry)
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 2h
21 years later on the same field The White Sox last #Postseason series victory was the 2005 World Series ... in Houston!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 5h
sept 30 oct 1
nathan fielder in an oversized suit from Nathan For Youa grizzled, older nathan fielder from the trailer for You Can See Everything (2026)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4h
Poochie da rocking dog
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 4h
stella's a great person and you should help stella
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 4h
RED DIESEL IS NOT PETROL BUDDY
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 7h
I have never washed a pair of jeans. I assume they clean themselves, like ovens or cats.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 6h
sports app
Trending
1. Fans react to baseball game
2. Reported Pentagon data breach
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11h
I find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing
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Massimo @massimovl.bsky.social · 9h
Reem still hasn’t received any donations. This means she still can’t get the treatment, food, and water she urgently needs. She is exhausted and struggling every day. 💔 She urgently needs $300 to get the help she needs. Please don’t leave her alone. 🙏🏻💔 chuffed.org/project/help...
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 13h
Om malik :We were injured in Gaza; my son Malik sustained critical injuries, including a skull fracture,&my daughter ghena suffered a pelvic fracture requiring the insertion of metal hardware.I need $100 daily for urgent medical treatment,& My son is in intensive care chuffed.org/project/2029...
A child on a hospital bed with electrodes and an oxygen mask on her mouth and noseDouble X ray image showing a broken bone with a metal stabilizer.A girl in a hospital bed with a blue hospital gown and an IV access on her left handA girl sitting in a hospital bed, smiling. Her right leg is bandaged from the foot to above the knee.
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 6h
'was Bryce Harper worth it' - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by an r/phillies moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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Paste Magazine @pastemagazine.bsky.social · 7h
Macklemore's "Free Palestine" tour sells out immediately
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Macklemore's "Free Palestine" tour sells out immediately
The rapper's three-day tour includes stops in Dublin, Paris, and London, all scheduled for the last week of October.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 8h
I hope this becomes a thing because I would love a future where some people know Mike Tomlin as the HOF football coach and some know him as the World's Best Minecraft Streamer
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 7h
what are they looking at? wring answers only
will looking at something disgusted Kiké looking at something looking 😯
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Grace 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 29/09/2026
Sorry to do this, but I still need a tiny bit more to cover the last of my dental bills. Thank you to everyone who has helped previously. gofund.me/94bb9bd78
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Donate to Help Grace with her dental bills, organized by Grace Robertson
Hi, I'm Grace Robertson. Some of you might know me from writing about football. S… Grace Robertson needs your support for Help Grace with her dental bills
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 7h
an Astros player apologized for something? wild!
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 9h
inventing turkey milk
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 9h
Please vote for the Bechdel cast!
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WuClanTang, parody account @yevkras.bsky.social · 8h
Graffiti in Mexico City: “FUCK YOU GRINGOS GO HOME”
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 8h
Massachusetts Yankees in a Judgeless Court was the headline I couldn’t find before this went up
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sakheremad251.bsky.social @sakheremad251.bsky.social · 16h
PLEASE, DON’T LOOK AWAY. 💔 She deserves a childhood of safety, food, and dreams—not a daily struggle for basic necessities. I’m doing everything I can for my family in Gaza, but I can’t do it alone. Even $20 can help us with food and medicine. Please donate, share chuffed.org/project/1776...
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 8h
welcome to MLB Playoffs Posting Szn everyone, this sentence is how 99% of fans feel about their team at every given time
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 8h
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 8h
idk what emotion exactly this made me feel but i know it was intense and i know ive never felt it before
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 8h
Naser needs emergency help for his dangerous life threatening thyroid condition. Imagine that his parents Rami & Lubna must support medical needs this severe of their son’s while also feeding other kids in famine. They’ve not been getting funds they direly need. Something small can help. Boost.
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Ashley ($50/$200) @ashleyw83.bsky.social · 22h
Ok fuck i got my disability today and we're still $200 short of rent! It's due tomorrow! I'd like to not rack up late fees so any help would be amazing and appreciated! 💜💜💕💸 $BlueEyedAshh cash.app/$BlueEyedAshh BlueEyedAshh venmo.com/code?user_id... @/AshleySpend www.paypal.me/AshleySpend
paypal.me
Pay Ashley Worthington using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/AshleySpend and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15h
‘well here i am, through the doors of the F train. should i move into the center of the car so others can board behind me? maybe in a minute. after i contemplate my entire life.’ - everybody, apparently
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13h
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13h
they didn't have to put in the newspaper that my pitcher has no bitches
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11h
It's way more than four but it proves the point Stevie Wonder Willie Nelson Buck Owens Becker/Fagen Dolly Parton Neptunes Rod Temperton Carole King Jimmy Webb OutKast/Organized Noize Holland-Dozier-Holland
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10h
I did not even know I needed this, but now it is the most important media event of my entire life 
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Velodus✨ @velodus.bsky.social · 22h
This is an instant classic quote graphic
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when ads used to be for cars, beer, and like… banks or whatever
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
inside james bond’s coat
univ of pennsylvania (PENN) v. dartmouth (DART)
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 9h
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 20h
Imagine this is your child,watching his world slowly disappear while you are powerless to save him.My son Elias has already lost one eye,and the last light in the other is fading.I kneel before you,begging with all my heart: please save my child. Verified by:molly shah✅ chuffed.org/project/196611
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Paradise 🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 @paradis3gained.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Om jameel:her health is deteriorating.Despite suffering from a heart valve condition,she has suffered uterine& tore wall hemorrhaging&urgently gather $300 surgery to stop the bleeding Her situation is dangerous Stop her tears kids by donating &returns to her kids embrace😭 chuffed.org/project/1839...
Om Jameel lies sick under a blanket.Om Jameel lies sick under a blanket, fed by another.Five children, young Palestinian siblings - Jude, Jameel, Ahmed, Jwan and Elief - plead for help in a tent shelter. A Palestinian woman, Om Jameel, sits with her five children - Jood, Jameel, Ahmed, Jwan and Elief - pleading for help in a tent shelter.
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨🚨An urgent humanitarian appeal:My baby newborn in critical condition suffering severe jaundice,adangerous viral infection, malnutrition Even smallest contribution can make a real difference Please donate if you can,share Please dont letme lose him Ibeg you😭🙏🏻💔 Molly shah✅ chuffed.org/project/save...
Beautiful baby with iv and mask
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13h
new meme template
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No Context Gillian Anderson @contextgillian.bsky.social · 17h
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 23h
sending the “there is still time” screenshot from i saw the tv glow to my buddy who has never eaten a corn dog
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really appreciated Brian spelling out the years of meta-referential commercial plotlines that led to this. Why are we expected to know so much lore for an insurance company’s commercials
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