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The Natidude

@thenatidude.bsky.social
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I live in the zone all the time.

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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 56m
Welcome to playoff baseball, Mason Miller.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 8h
If I cared more I'd be super pissed about these refs.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 10h
This fuckin team
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 11h
I've never understand why the Cubs kicked David Ross to the curb for this guy.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A "Dead Man's Switch" but it posts "fuck you all" on LinkedIn and then deletes your account when your net worth hits a certain amount.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read that Tanya Snyder designed the Commanders "W" logo so yeah that fuckin thing needs to go.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Twitter's got Penn State AND Phillies fatalism in spades right now and I am enrobed in it.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@notowenmeany.bsky.social You wouldn’t be caught dead in a McDonald’s.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@northcarolinats.bsky.social Best to ever do it.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nats take 2 of 3. Eat shit, Mets. Until next year!
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
German being spoken at you over a loudspeaker is unsettling.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Germans sticking it to us a little bit.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last chance for KFC comrades!
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time I fly across time zones
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Uh oh he’s gonna lose
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s time.
You better layer up, asshole
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Giving up on a D.C. football season is a just a rite of fall around here. Do it often enough and you’ll realize you’ve spent more than half your life waiting for “next year.”
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Malik Washington is a talent being absolutely wasted at MD.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love this city, Chapter 1,000,000....
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The love for your children is far more powerful than the love for your alma mater. I hope VT kicks MD’s ass tomorrow.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guys with the giant beards, it's over.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't let our miserable fan base fool you, this is a sensational turnaround. The Lerner ownership group that everyone* hates so much made an incredible hire and has let him do his job.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck you, Phillies. You are old, we are young.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
60 Minutes has had epic ratings for longer than I've been alive (and I'm old) yet this dumb bitch crashed it in a year. www.status.news/p/60-minutes...
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Blind squirrel, etc...
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He did the "Mein fuhrer I can walk!" bit for lolz
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*kramer moviefone voice* WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME THE PROMPT
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI might kill us all, but I will still laugh at this bullshit
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get ready for another shitty season D.C. football fans.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love how dumb everyone is now.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had that dream again.
The last page of Falling Man, by Don DeLillo. "Then he saw a shirt come down out of the sky. He walked and saw it fall, arms waving like nothing in this life."
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It says a lot that nobody is even talking about how Trump promised to pay every American $5,000 if Republicans hold the House & Senate.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sometimes there's a man. I won't say 'hero" cause what's a hero?
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Remember that you blow 100% of the leads you never had. www.nytimes.com/athletic/757...
nytimes.com
Nationals set blown-saves record in another doozy of a loss (Gift Article)
Washington entered the eighth inning up 4-1 before another unraveling in a 5-4 loss.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@jonfeng1.bsky.social you drop this?
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don’t know if any of you are history buffs…
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Five Feelings from the game at OPACY yesterday: - Awe: Park is impeccably maintained and still great - Frustration: tiny section signs poorly placed - Joy: Miller Lite tallboys! - Pity: Os fans have it bad, even worse than us - Envy: Seeing Aroldis Chapman obliterate 3 batters in the 9th:
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Idea to Grow the Game®️: When the runner is out at first the base makes a fart noise.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I WILL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What if you made a sculpture that was in a museum but they were like yeah it’s okay to touch this one we dgaf
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🎵 All the poison’s poison…
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Post nut clarity, but after inhaling half a bag of chips.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*Charlie Slowes voice* Remember where you ARE so you remember where you WERE! Me: I'm here on my the couch *7 years later* Me: I was on my couch
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sing it with me...
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Jagr is 54” is like one of those jokes in The Simpsons or a Back To The Future movies.
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How tf is Gabriella Sabatini even better looking now?
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New bop for the grocery aisle:
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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Finally a yard sign for ME
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