PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 8hSen Eric Schmitt: We have evidence that Paxtonpullman has been making references to pop culture from this decade. Me: Senator, look at my skeets, you'll find *nothing* but ska puns and a hollow, detached irony of saying "MY WIFE , YEAH BABY YEAH, and I HAVE NIPPLES GREG CAN YOU MILK ME?" 120
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 8hstatic.klipy.comWalter Matthau's Funny Smile in Dennis The MenaceAlt: Walter Matthau's Funny Smile in Dennis The Menace 010
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sheetz coming to my neighborhood hot on the heels of a Wawa two miles away. We're in gas station hoagie heaven up on the far northside of Indy. 050
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have crimes, Grindelwald, can you milk me? 021
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That this entertainment industry I love so much has brought so much early death and tragedy is incredibly hard to reconcile. I cannot wrap my head around it. 370
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I really enjoyed this book. It gets intense at the end! 000
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Signed up for LinkedIn Premium. I'd feel less dirty signing up for a Wikifeet account. 150
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't show my name or face on here but just know that it means a lot how everyone is talking about my hit song Choosing Texas. 170
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not all of the fifty states are nifty. It's okay, I can say this because I live in Indiana. 050
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Artie, the strongest maaaaaan... in the wooooooorld. 240
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm ready for 3 and half hours of non-stop @dcpierson.bsky.social 's Apple Store guy action. 71648
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've got lederhosen in different area codesen. 020
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can't believe the New York Times ranked this as #17 of the century's best TV shows. 023
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Band that does M*A*S*H-themed parodies of Blink 182 songs called Alda Small Things 0202
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)static.klipy.comArtie, the Strongest Man, Pole Vaults in Pete & PeteAlt: Artie, the Strongest Man, wearing red and blue tights, holds himself up on a football goalpost 011
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A-E-, and I'll say it louder for the folks in the back, W. 150
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#skaandprowrestlingaretheonlylegitimateformsofart #aewdynamite 🤼♂️ 141
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Insane that one of the most powerful men in the country is a dude who calls himself Coach Tommy. 251
Reposted by PaxtonPullmanrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026can I bellow all the lyrics to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang into your butthole 3133
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's my mom's birthday today. My mom rules. If you're not my mom, then FUCK YOU!static.klipy.comI Love My Mom! Heartfelt MessageAlt: I Love My Mom! animated gif 170
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This book is fantastic. The story of how her grandfather gave his future son-in-law a lifelong nickname is absolutely insane. 021
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shout-out to the person who threatened me with violence because I called my incredibly spoiled and loved dog stupid. For the record, my dog won't go through a door that's not completely open (unless of course I'm pooping where she will barge in the bathroom like an ATF agent in Waco) 270
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I put on The Wire and a preview for Practical Magic started playing but I didn't realize what was happening. You can imagine my confusion as I didn't remember these particular members of the Barksdale organization. 1101
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026She's pretty stupid. She pees on the floor and snores so loudly it wakes up at night. She's the greatest. 61704
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't follow football but I like having Redzone on while I do laundry. Pardon me if this an tired take, but this dude is Casey Affleck, right? 110
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Honkin' on a Bobo I know, I know it's serious 180
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm glad I get to share a planet with Jeff Rosenstock and his band 020
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Grateful Dead fans are called Deadheads. Taylor Swift fans are known as Swifties. Pantera fans are several months behind on child support. 1133
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Iron Maiden goes a thousand times harder than bands that are fifty years younger than them. Unbelievable. 020
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My neighbor tried to con me into paying for part of her new fence and wants me to pay her for trimming branches that extend into her property. Cool. Very cool.static.klipy.comSarcastic Smile GuyAlt: Bill Haverchuck from Freaks and Geeks with a pained smile 230
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I got both of mine this morning. So far, I'm feeling pretty great. Either I feel absolutely no effects or I feel like the Undertaker threw me off the top of Hell In A Cell. 260
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When you are at the Emmys but have to inseminate a horse immediately afterwards. 080
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My elderly dog's incontinence is certainly not helping my anxiety and stress at the moment.static.klipy.comWrestler Edge's Intense Wide EyesAlt: Wrestler Adam Copeland's Intense Wide Eyes 010
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026One of my biggest fears is getting a phone and the voice on the line says "We've kidnapped your family. If you ever want to see them again, you must accurately explain pass interference and holding." 030
Reposted by PaxtonPullmanPaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A member of Kneecap, a big tough guy, Kneecap, comes up to me in a ski mask. Have you ever seen Barron ski? Nobody knows more more about the skiing than him. Big, tough guy with his ski mask soaked with tears. He said "Nobody ever thought of Irish unification before" I was the first. 031
Reposted by PaxtonPullmanPaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Pro Wrestling fuckin' rules. #aew 🤼♂️ 061
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Lots of things wrong with this AI generated advertisement: -multiple extra fingers -woman has three feet -garbled gas sign -Black people willingly spending time in Tipton, Indiana 040
Reposted by PaxtonPullmanAEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tonight is for you We honor our fallen friend Andy "The Butcher" Williams as #AEWCollision is live on TNT and HBO Max 127784
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A member of Kneecap, a big tough guy, Kneecap, comes up to me in a ski mask. Have you ever seen Barron ski? Nobody knows more more about the skiing than him. Big, tough guy with his ski mask soaked with tears. He said "Nobody ever thought of Irish unification before" I was the first. 031
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I shaved my big bushy mustache because I'm job hunting and gotta hide the fact that I'm a rock and fucking roller. On the plus side, it's much smoother for kissing, smooching, and pleasing my wife.static.klipy.comSantana & Rob Thomas: Hot One PerformanceAlt: Santana & Rob Thomas Smooth music video 380
Reposted by PaxtonPullmanOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026How Mr Miyagi eats his Babybel 2464389