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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 vote
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From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The FBI believes women pretending to be tradwives are targeting Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers in order to dox them, per The Guardian
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If only we had historical records from the most prosperous period in American history when the ultra rich were taxed at 90%+ rates. Alas.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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bog facts @basketghoul.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
with his dad ???
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
wow some of you are very annoying
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you want to watch children get abused, there's always Texas high school football.
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Grim Reaper drinking on the job atp. Call the replacement.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The teachers who can barely afford to buy school supplies for their students are performing free medical procedures on them.
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Nicole Aptekar @nicoles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Commemorative Hooters remembers 9/11 pin. The World Trade Center buildings are the 11, and the hooters logo is orange. Remembers is in a curly script font. Underneath all that it says “Let Freedom Wing”
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Bex @bexg93.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🚨 The archived version of the suppressed Amnesty report into the anti-trans network operating to dismantle human rights in the UK has been "excluded" from the Wayback Machine. JKR is working very hard to scrub its existence from the eyes of the public. Thankfully, I kept screenshots.
A screenshot of the Wayback Machine page when trying to access the suppressed Amnesty report into anti-trans organisation and networks in the UK saying "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine".
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A cinema in Canada never received their Spider-Man Brand New Day posters so one of the employees drew his own and it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
Hand drawn poster for spider-man brand new day featuring a lumpy, mis-shapen Spidey doing web shooter hand pose. Writing at the bottom reads “sorry! We never received the real posters! Sorry for any incoveniences!”
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notlucas.bsky.social @notlucas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Partner woke at halftime. We’re calling it the Rally Nap
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
threads post with the poster's name sadly removed with the text: "You asked ai. Gross.I asked my neurodivergent friends online, and they are more accurate and use way less water. Mostly because they forget to drink it."
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
put this man in Congress
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notlucas.bsky.social @notlucas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Would be pumped to scoop these up if they’re still up for offer!
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 05/08/2026
They stole ALL the Flock cameras in Winona.

WINONA MINNESOTA
POLICE
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Press Release
Winona Police Department
8/4/26
On 8/1/26, the Winona Police Department discovered that all eight of our city's Flock cameras were missing. That evening, an officer noted that there'd been no recent activity on the cameras. Officers subsequently checked the various locations where the Flock cameras were placed and found that the poles were cut down near the base. Officers located the poles nearby in the weeds, but the cameras had been removed. As of 8/4/26, the cameras have not been located.
The stolen cameras were stationed in the following areas:
Two near Hwy 61/Bundy Blvd
Two near Hwy 61/Hwy 14
Two near Hwy 14/Knopp Valley Dr
Two near Hwy 43/Homer Rd
The timeframe of the thefts appears to be between July 29th and August 1st.
The cost to replace each camera and pole is approximately $3,000.
The investigation remains active and ongoing.
Anyone with information related to the thefts can contact the Winona Police Department at 507-457-6302 or by calling Winona Area Crimestoppers at 507-457-6530. You can also submit a tip online through https://winonaare acrimestoppers.com.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
current discourse feels like
2 panel comic

Panel 1:
Yellow Guy is handing bananas to a small child. He says “just feeding some hungry kids”
Red Guy is pinching the bridge of his nose and says “oh my god you stupid son of a bitch”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy grips Yellow Guy by the lapels and says “You’re gonna burn down society you stupid fucking son of a bitch”
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Alright that's enough Odyssey. Let's skip ahead to the next fucking thing.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
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The Warriors Band
Alt: The full gang of the Warriors from The Warriors
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Life Finds A Way
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Now I know everyone has their own tastes but men who dont like tall women are factually wrong and should kts
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lt. Dangle from Reno 911 in his short shorts uniform and white cowboy boots, new boot goofin scene, he's doing bigfoot pose looking at camera. Added text reads

LOOK WHAT

BLUE STATE DUMOCRATS

Have done to Our MEN in uniform

Share if your MAD
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🌑 @fell.energy · 20/07/2026
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 20/07/2026
I wrote about the game
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Ode to Spain, Our Competent Kings of the World Cup
Spain’s style may be dull, but their logistical excellence is strangely inspiring
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Odyssey (2026)
Seymour the Dog waits for Odysseus outside of an ancient Panucci's Pizza location.

It makes sense.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England, sitting at the door, waiting for It to come home since it went out for cigarettes back in 1966
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"you mustn't speak ill of the dead" well, my advice to you is "to have been Sam Neill". that seems like a tried and true strategy
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
while i did not always see eye to eye with the ussuri brown bear that terrorized the hokkaido region of 1915 northern japan, i was always able to count on it for its quick wit—and even quicker handies
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bob odenkirk in ITYSL saying, “Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.”
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham won’t see your posts mocking their deaths, but the rest of us will, so keep them coming
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
CABLEGATE. The ball hit a camera cable during the buildup to England’s goal and play should have been whistled dead.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm torn, because I've always secretly hoped for a war against Belgium but not like this. Never like this.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/07/2026
Oh man, putting England and Norway, our palest countries, in Miami in July feels like a cruel prank
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.
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Steve Jones @stevejones20.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
one of the most summer league sequences you'll see real hoop is back
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
No because a dolphin engagement ring is the highest expression of love possible a Marine can give to his stripper girlfriend. This is the peak of military romance, especially in the 90s. You guys just don't get it.
TikTok screencap mocking the dolphin themed engagement ring Will Smith gives Vivica Fox in Independence Day, calling it "scarier than the aliens"
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"
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The Dandy Warhols @dandywarhols.com · 04/07/2026
🇺🇸🧨🇺🇸🧨🇺🇸
bald eagle at the dump
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Scroll of truth meme but the s roll says “Tubthumping by Chumbawamba is the anarchist Marxist leftist anthem you’ve been searching for”
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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This sport is dumb and I hate it. I’ll be back in two hours for the Switzerland Algeria match.
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 01/07/2026
Saying we should all go back to physical media I think misses the point. I actually *like* buying games and movies digitally for a bunch of reasons. What we need is better consumer protections so the things we do buy digitally are actually owned and companies cant delete/revoke access!
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
finally got a chance to play Mina the Hollower and wowowow what a good little game “links awakening but bloodborne”, a great soundtrack, and just some really clever level design. yacht club games once again shows mastery in modernizing what people like about “retro games”
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