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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley

@rohmersimpson.bsky.social
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 20m
McDowall is among the rarely, genuinely kind meta-fictional celebs James Ellroy put into service for his Hollywood-grounded novels. To take it as read, Ellroy had McDowall as a proper Satyr with no ulterior motives. The subplot where he absconds with truckloads of costumes and sets from CLEOPATRA in
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 1h
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no skskkskkskskskksks
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 2h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
the one

the only

Musidora
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 2h
heh
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h
solid state drive still retailing for more than 2x what I paid for them a year ago is a pure bummer
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
This is my hole! It was made for me! manga meme but with Wile E. Coyote. Credit to @king_of_limb.
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 3h
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Rebecca I. Allen @rebeccaallen.bsky.social · 3h
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h
rewatched this yesterday, maybe strange to say but my favorite sequence is when the four new hires are canvassing the graveyard of disintegrating trucks and doing whatever they can to Frankenstein two trucks that might actually make the trek.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h
This is 100000% true, this describes the last time I was a PA on a set doing a week+ of overnight shoots. I was pounding coffee and it didn't fuckin matter (from THE DRIVER wikipedia)
Hill said the night shooting was draining: "It's like you're swimming underwater or hypnotised. And I'm a person that stays up late and wakes up early. But staying up night after night after night really threw me out. You make decisions you cannot explain.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 4h
I think I'm switching from Plex to Jellyfin. Plex seems like it's the kind of app for people who build their own gaming PCs and Jellyfin seems to be the dummy version of that. And I'm that dummy.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 4h
me: The Nun II? hmm. seems like she's nun 2 pleased, right?
static.klipy.com
Wolf Eaten
ALT: Wolf Eaten
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 4h
OK THEY CLEARLY WANT A FUCKING WAR
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 5h
ok I nominate the assault on Praetorian Jack's war rig in FURIOSA and the Battle of Borodino scene in King Vidor's WAR AND PEACE (1956) and the first drive in Walter Hill's THE DRIVER (1978)
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 5h
I'm "my favorite science show growing up was the one where preteens were regularly at risk of being set on fire or blown up"
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 4h
If I'm ever absent from here for a long time, it's only because I'm trying to get Frenchy to come inside but he won't listen
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 5h
there's a line like this about Avon in an early Season 2 episode of The Wire
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 6h
Jim never vomits at home.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 5h
I'm in the habit of going on Archive and other places to peruse scanned magazines and I'm gonna post stuff I find now and then. Mostly when they're ads that are just incredible
vintage magazine ad for an RCA television

on the television is an image of an old sailing vessel listing at sea due to foul weather and waves

two dogs are watching it, and, so enrapt, they are tilting at the same angle as the ship

ad text: "Watching a ship on a stormy sea on the RCA Home Theatre is like being there without getting drenched or feeling seasick. Our new Optimum Contrast Screen gives you blacker blacks and more brilliant whites for a picture so clear and bright, you can almost feel the waves crashing around you. See the Home Theatre" at an RCA dealer: And go sailing without ever leaving your house. Changing Entertainment. Again. RC"
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 5h
excuse me why do whats what
Why Do Flour Mills Explode? (Mr. Wizard)

3 min vid thumbnail YouTube
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 6h
Why are they in jail at the beginning of this
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Lori Lou Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social · 6h
I'm in heaven With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend There's no beginning and there is no end Time isn't present in that dimension
youtu.be
Tom Tom Club - Genius Of Love (Official Music Video) [4K]
YouTube video by RHINO
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Aaron Hammond @aaronhammond88.bsky.social · 6h
The Ellisons are doomed to fail because they’re in so much debt that they can only make mega-hits but they’re also going to insist that all of these movies be devoid of woke and play to Middle America and that’s just completely unsustainable
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 6h
"running models" isn't how I'd phrase what the Catholic Church gets up to with them kids
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 6h
is this in the deleted scenes
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Matt Helgeson @matthelgeson.bsky.social · 7h
It's extremely rare in the year of our Lord 2026 to see a true first ballot hall of fame custom van like this.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 7h
everything on Reddit is bullshit, episode 908127349879
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 7h
thinking about those scumbags in the CA gov't who took a nice paycheck to get out of the way of all this
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h
missing Dennis Hopper right abt now
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h
sigh
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h
remember there was a scene where the dinosaurs were fucking
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 9h
A while back someone shared this bit from, I think Soul Train where there's 4 dancers, 3 dancing normal but the guy on the end was on some zooted out spastic Cirque du Soleil shit. In BLAZING SADDLES, when Lili brings out the German soldiers to close out her number it's the same thing.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 9h
listen. it was a different time. 9/11 had just happened.
promo page for the DVD release of STARSKY & HUTCH
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 9h
I'm having trouble perceiving this image
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David Lublin @davidlublin.bsky.social · 11h
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 10h
I started on the 2024 Hellboy movie (The Crooked Man, dir: Brian Taylor, formerly of Taylor/Neveldine) and it's immediately obvious that "this movie is being directed by a movie director" in all the ways that Neil Marshall's 2019 Hellboy "is not"
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 10h
my dogs would have aced this actually. they would have just waved them on through because it's obvious they're already super-dogs
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 10h
If you hire more people, that's more money spent on payroll, training, and a whole host of other things. That means less money for the rich asshole who doesn't do anything except grow his wealth through complicated financial instruments. less hiring = better for my hoarded gains this is by design
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 10h
X-Men: The X-Men-Man with the X-Men-Ray-Man X-Men-Ray-Man-Eyes-Ray-Man-X
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa is kind of notorious and problematic for reasons I would have to look up to jog my memory but he's also a legendary Only in New York Baybee legend like Moondog or Bernie Goetz, all of which is to say that Mamdani moment is charming as hell
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Marty McKee @martymckeeofficial.bsky.social · 18h
What an ending.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Shout out to my neighbor who never emerges from his place except to take selfies with a sword
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my thesis in just a couple of words 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Actress appreciation is so important. Actors can be appreciated, of course. But they're just fellas. Sometimes fellas can be dudes, or dudes that rock. But ladies, actresses, they can also be fellas, dudes, and dudes that rock, but what's more important, they're ladies, and ladies can be queens.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do you guys ever have thoughts like "Amber Midthunder"? and "Amber Midthunder should be in more things where I can bask in her aura? her je ne sais quoi? her certain kind of ...... I don't know what?
Amber Midthunder Amber Midthunder Amber Midthunder you bet your ass, Amber Midthunder
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Super Mario Clark in It's-A Back-a-Rooms!
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa is kind of notorious and problematic for reasons I would have to look up to jog my memory but he's also a legendary Only in New York Baybee legend like Moondog or Bernie Goetz, all of which is to say that Mamdani moment is charming as hell
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought about taking a flyer on that Too Many Cook's guy's movie Buddy so I skimmed the Content Advisory and that's a big NO THANK YOU
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It seems a bit harsh that David Zazlav has to perform ritual seppuku with an actor in a Bugs Bunny costume as his second, but that's not my culture and it would be presumptuous of me to judge a way of life that isn't mine.
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