Reposted by hankcmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Control Resonant is WEIRD! I get why it was off-putting to some people. 9694107
Reposted by hankJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/09/2026{reading about the post-bronze-age collapse of literacy and long-distance communications} this would fix me 1457
Reposted by hankleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356151265
Reposted by hanklauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026i will not be watching election night returns. i will be fucked up and watching youtube and yelling at northernlion for slay the spire 2 misplays 2995822
Reposted by hankIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131733349
hank @notgoodwith.computer · 14/09/2026A local coffee shop's mugs always make me think of @kcg.bsky.social 000
Reposted by hankBen "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The best art elicits a strong emotional reaction from the observer. 524146
Reposted by hankPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 07/09/2026i'm already mentally prepared to overpay for the bleep-exclusive deluxe vinyl edition of the oneohtrix point never score for this movie, which i will never see 42138
Reposted by hankChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026As a true computer toucher, I reject the false computer touchers that have allowed their minds to atrophy. 627921
Reposted by hanktef @tef.bsky.social · 21/08/2026PROGRAMMER: If we can ignore how they were made, who made them, why they're making it, and what they're trying to build, you have to admit it's useful. MASTODON USER: Unless it's a public domain training set, it's a way to circumvent licenses/royalties PROGRAMMER: and ignore that too. Useful, no? 113414
Reposted by hankIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20/08/2026Again, as an atheist, I find it extremely annoying to have my non-belief in the antichrist tested in this way 302163220
Reposted by hankTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 15/08/2026“Hell answers to me, for I am Doom” is a cold ass line but if I had written Avengers: Doomsday I would have used his iconic line “Foot-Foot-Foot Dive, Foot Di-Hidden Missile, Plasma Beam.” 11870216
Reposted by hankLeah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026the crypto industry descended on Minnesota and set a truly astonishing pile of money on fire 552573497
Reposted by hankPhilip Ball @philipcball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Totally agree. There's obviously more to it than this, as Kate Manne acknowledges, but the case she makes here is pretty compelling. (See also: Zuckerberg's pervert glasses and "masculine energy", and Altman promoting parenting by AI.) 33212
Reposted by hankCaptain Anarchy; Niche Internet Micro Celebrity @captanarchy.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/08/2026Inshallah it is forever 1183
Reposted by hankCoyle "Barricade Material" Boron @fack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Minnesotan Excellence: www.valleynewslive.com/2026/08/04/e...valleynewslive.comAll of Winona Police Department’s Flock cameras cut down and stolenLost cameras valued at about $24,000 416746
Reposted by hankWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We’re just normal men 91356468
Reposted by hankInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Is a bad Jamaican accent proof that a fetus is conscious? 1051968
Reposted by hankThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century. 4182953407
Reposted by hankFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 31/07/2026it’s never a great sign for your society when all the competent people who believe in doing a good job for the sake of it conclude that they’re actively being punished for these qualities, while malignantly stupid criminals are making bank 402873673
Reposted by hank🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i would rather die than talk to computer out loud 2164156
hank @notgoodwith.computer · 24/07/2026@raaleh.bsky.social I regret to inform you that our loathsome mayor here in Minneapolis pronounces his last name "fry" 020
Reposted by hankJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/07/2026my one-year-old loses it whenever i say this to him, so hopefully it’ll do numbers here too: poopy 542142169
Reposted by hanklauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/07/2026embracing beerware mindset is the only way to make computers cool again 12862122
Reposted by hankjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/06/2026it's because the major questions doctrine is a crock of shit 7372561252
Reposted by hankDelaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Nobody is making profits. It is going to burst and it is going to take all those data centers with it. Keep your skills. Practice your crafts. Hold on to your books. Stay sharp. 20872151395
Reposted by hankBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I love AI because I don’t like life or doing things 161001116
Reposted by hankJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 17/06/2026They shouldn’t feel stupid, they should feel afraid of getting their fucking faces smashed in for wearing a wire. 313576815
Reposted by hankPersonasama @persona.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now 91111504129
hank @notgoodwith.computer · 12/06/2026Dirty Mtn Dew tastes funny, but in the sense that it makes me laugh every time I take a sip. 000
Reposted by hankdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/06/2026senator, respectfully: youre a fucking stupid piece of crap stuck in 1996 1973841
Reposted by hankNo Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 09/06/2026ALFRED: why do we fall, master Bruce? DEPRESSED BATMAN: because we’re fail and we fucking SUCK alfred 4491117
Reposted by hankJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 09/06/2026AI is a great tool for people that have brains so smooth you could skip their gray matter across a lake. 316122
Reposted by hankRandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 02/06/2026This is 4′33″ for people who don’t have their kids’ current addresses 121150196
Reposted by hanke.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 01/06/2026as a nation we are committing financial suicide by full-sized pickup 1550435
Reposted by hankJackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360732053
