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Non-existent Patricia

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How can you not be romantic about baseball or anything involving Lauren Bacall

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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 28m
I was just removed without explanation from Ben Shapiro and TPUSA’s event at UT Austin. TPUSA apparently circulated my photo to security, which was waiting to kick me out as soon as I got in.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
My favorite part of baseball is the part where they play and re-play the worst moment of a guy’s day with hype music while the crowd cheers
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21h
Animaniacs evicted.
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 21h
every white relief pitcher was at J6 until proven otherwise
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 07/10/2026
It's not really fair that I blame her more than anyone else for Roe v Wade because 50 other senators helped... But she is the only one who got on the senate floor and gave a defensive angry gaslighting speech chiding us for daring to think Kavanaugh would do what we all knew he would do.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was a good day.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎶 He’s choosin Blexas I can tell 🎶
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not working has never stopped a death penalty, it's only fair to put a wealth tax on the books for the rest of human history
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Players can’t be in bed with gambling outfits” should be perfectly and completely obvious to anyone with a shred of sense and integrity, but so should “leagues can’t be in bed with gambling outfits.”
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you’re a woman, the question of whether you survive your childbearing years really isn’t that abstract, and it’s disturbing that a man would think that
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Non-existent Patricia @nonexistpatricia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, pregnancy and raising children are just thought experiments.
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Corinne Blalock @corinneblalock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just monstrous.
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 04/10/2026
Warmups underway for Houston 👀 HOU vs. WAS | 7:00 PM ET | Roku Channel
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will Anderson inside seems really mean
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CJ Stroud is 5-for-5 for 124 yards and a TD if you are wondering whether Joey Porter fixed the Cowboys defense
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think it’s fine if you’re watching Colts-Commanders this morning but I recommend doing a chore while you do so you don’t feel completely empty like at least fold some laundry
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The limits of the what now
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't really know what to do with these pieces, because: 1. They refuse to used "illegal" & "unconstitutional" & "corruption" in the heds, deks, ledes, or body text 2. They disappear from the front page/headlines within 36 hours & never become THE NARRATIVE, contra EMAILS & BIDEN IS OLD, etc.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Radioactive jugs” sounds like an 80’s porn title
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's more important to trump that he not be blamed for a republican loss than that they win
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm really enjoying my lifelong Houston Cougars fandom since two weeks ago. Excited be a part of the @channel6.bsky.social webinar tomorrow and then watch the Coogs. You should subscribe and join us!
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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 02/10/2026
the long shadow of the war on terror
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Chandler Rome @chandlerrome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social arbitration projection day to you and yours. It was a good year for Peter Lambert. It will be a more difficult winter for whoever is running the Astros’ baseball operations department
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beyond the horrifying reality that a hospital is trying to "clear the pentobarbital from [Christa Pike's] system" currently, the litigation over Tennessee's actions this week will shine a very clear light on the many, many reasons why governments should not be trusted with killing their citizens.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
resident evil this, resident evil that. why isn't anyone talking about President Evil destroying democracy?
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fool is beguiled by the AI Eminem lyrics... the wise man is beguiled by AI Facebook posts about how a troop asked for his autograph and he said "only if I can have YOURS"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'm sorry but if you fell for this you should be required to put a lock on your wallet to avoid the inspector
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct
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Robert Farley @drfarls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump ’28: A question from the audience www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/10/trum...
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Trump '28: A question from the audience - Lawyers, Guns & Money
A Patreon contributor asks the following: The “Trump ’28” “discourse” is starting to get to me…Front pagers, if you feel like engaging: 1) Isn’t Trump threatening to run again on the same continuum of...
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Bills-Chick @bills-chick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tyreek hill broke his preschooler's arm and hit his pregnant girlfriend on camera and they rehabbed him.
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Miriam Elder @miriamelder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*clears throat* as the daughter of a father I don’t care if you’re the father of a daughter
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You ever see Trump helping criminals do financial crimes and getting into a war with Iran and think finally, someone is honoring John McCain’s legacy?
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Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@nataliaecm.bsky.social spoke to a Texas voter who thought he had registered at the DMV and then couldn’t vote in the March primary: www.votebeat.org/texas/2026/1...
A quote from a frustrated voter.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wemby went into the Finals a fan favorite, left the Finals something of a villain, and with one quick preseason quote is once again the hero the NBA needs www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
"Absolutely not," Wembanyama said when asked if he'd ever consider promoting a sports betting website. "I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me."
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 01/10/2026
Inevitable outcome of a society that tells little girls that boys hurt/hit/harm you when they like you. Except now the boys are men using and using state surveillance tools to terrorize women
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone involved with this, except a dozen or so already very wealthy people, will lose.
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Robert Ford @raford3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you for listening to Houston Astros baseball on the radio! I love bringing you the action, & talking baseball every day, but I’m also looking forward to a restful & relaxing off-season. See you later!
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The Cook Political Report @cookpolitical.com · 01/10/2026
We have moved these two governors races from Likely Republican to Lean Republican: • Texas: Gina Hinojosa (D) vs. Greg Abbott (R) • Florida: David Jolly (D) vs. Byron Donalds (R)
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sure.Let’s ask the torture guy about a botched execution.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/10/2026
it’s become so normal for people to disclose their rapes to appeal to people’s humanity around rape cases that we don’t think about how disgusting the need to do that is put the worst moment of your life out for public consumption, so that half the comments can call you a liar.
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 01/10/2026
It’s kind of neat to compare the donor and trustee reaction to some students holding signs that say “stop the genocide” with their reaction to the tenured former Bush official responsible for widespread torture advocate for firing squads.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As this chapter of Astros baseball finally, truly comes to a close, my biggest gripe is that this team is not fun. They don't let the players show their personality. The social media posts are boring. The theme nights are annoying and don't have anything to do with Houston. The culture is stale.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scripture speaks of the Anti-Sinema
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s really stupid that we let someone get rich for making Facebook, do something important like making skittles
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know im in the extreme minority but I think Joe Espada is a perfectly fine manager who has been failed by this organization. He seems like a class act. if gets fired he will be a desirable hire for any other org, and the Astros will be worse off for having lost him
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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