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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 21h
Stow your cheese wheels in the overhead compartment.
Airline safety photo of someone in a yellow flotation vest opening an overhead bin containing a yellow life raft.  The raft looks like a comically large wheel of cheese.
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Carmen @carmenagustin.bsky.social · 21h
I think we could devise a section of scientific papers that summarize them. We could call them abstracts.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 22h
I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Fleibur @drfleibur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cortina de hummus.
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Piur 🍉 @lapiur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mejor cuchillos grandes que grandes tenedores.
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Almeida denuncia que hay "adoquines y cuchillos grandes" en la acampada de Sol que demostraría que no es pacífica
Almeida denuncia que hay "adoquines y cuchillos grandes" en la acampada de Sol que demostraría que no es pacífica
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Penny de Mad Men preguntándose por qué ya es 1 de octubre y han pasado ya tres cuartas partes de otro año más. "Oh, shit. It's October 1st?"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/09/2026
53 years ago, hip-hop was born at a back-to-school party in the Bronx. Now, the Bronx School of Hip Hop is preparing a new generation of artists to shape what comes next. I sat down with Nas to talk about the past, present, and future of hip-hop in NYC — from the turntables to our classrooms.
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Mayor and Nas sit down to discuss the past, present and future of hip hop in NYC
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What didn’t?
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I want to socialize, but I don't want to talk. I just want to be around like a cat.
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Que únicamente España, Irlanda, Bosnia, Eslovenia, Macedonia del Norte y San Marino abandonaran la asamblea de la ONU cuando habló Netanyahu el otro día es para que Europa se lo haga mirar.
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Watch: UN delegates walk out of Benjamin Netanyahu's speech
The Israeli delegation cheered in support during Netanyahu's speech. Nada Tawfik in New York explains what happened.
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 06/09/2026
Ella & Elizabeth - Descripcion [Colombia, Pop, Soul] (1973) redd.it/jyyqoi youtu.be/t6opiKJFF5s
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Ella & Elizabeth - Descripcion [Colombia, Pop, Soul] (1973)
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened.
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You should prosecute politicians when they break the small laws, because you won’t have the chance later, when they break the big ones.
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Piur 🍉 @lapiur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Si no soy Rocco Siffredi por qué tengo este trancazo.
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Puño @puno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hoy es veintinientos de septiembre.
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David García-Asenjo @dgllana.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Entrar a BlueSky hoy.
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every week, the Muppets have to put on a show to salvage a new institution: the Kennedy Center, the Supreme Court, the No-Mask Lesbian Bar, the Wonka Experience, Kozmo Dot Com (this has a time travel dimension, à la Quantum Leap), Cafe Loup in the West Village, democracy, the third season of GLOW
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Empeltada @empeltada.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
En el interior de la clase trabajadora viven dos lobos:
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 26/09/2026
The “say i am alive” meme but its “say i am in pain”
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frunk @frunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
¿No os encanta ir a una presentación en directo a ofrecer la fiesta del pogo?
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FranqZisco @franqzisco.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
Buenos días a quien recuerde un gato blanco de buen humor, un búho sobre el televisor, humo en el aire olor a incienso, sus ojos dulces de un rosado intenso, que da filtros contra la soltería y las recetas de la alegría y lee el destino en las estrellas te dice solo cosas bellas. A quien no, buuu.
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Selebro verle bueno @desselebrada.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
Estamos tardando. Menos pasta para IA y más para la artistería.
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Este email con error de formato que acabo de recibir es lo más 2026 que me puedo imaginar
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Fran @Madrillano @madrillano.com · 25/09/2026
Gente enferma preocupada porque una mujer trans entre en un baño de mujeres y luego resulta que uno a veces no tiene claro cuál es cuál el suyo
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Bensonsenora @bensonsenora.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vengo con mi nueva obsesión: Puppet Karaoke Detroit. VAMOS. vm.tiktok.com/ZGdQqWAPA/
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hoy he soñado que conocía a Carole King y me recomendaba un grupo de gothic metal y a Migala. El Arde, aunque Así duele un verano también le parecía precioso.
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Random Tuesday: I Mean... That Could Be Fun
Alt: I Mean... That Could Be Fun.
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
En la bolsa de las bolsas
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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Unless this sentence continues, "a muppet." I'm not interested.
A LinkedIn notification saying "Why your next career step could start with putting your hand up."
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Roger Senserrich @4freedoms.es · 21/09/2026
He totally did the meme before the meme existed.
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Make Paint Not AI
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Javier Durán @tortondo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
El dueño de La Razón produce monstruos.
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Rocío @rociomdp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Construir una máquina del tiempo para volver al pasado con unos extintores y apagar el incendio de la biblioteca de Alejandría.
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Crow_ley @crowleyelworc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
La IA del pilar diceeeeeeee
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thinking about the German women who would seduce Nazi soldiers to get them alone and then stab them to death.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 18/09/2026
Carrie Fisher flirtily stealing Peter Weller's glasses was possibly the sexiest a woman has ever been
Four photos of Carrie taking and wearing Peter's glasses
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oye, ¿qué ha pasado con los conciertos que anunciaron Broken Social Scene en Madrid y Barcelona para este mes? No están ni en su web ni en las de las salas pero tampoco he leído nada de cancelaciones 🤷‍♀️ @dodmagazine.bsky.social @indienauta.bsky.social @mondosonoro.bsky.social
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is this guy a lawyer or a hit man? WTF Ohio?
Bald guy with one raised eyebrow on a billboard that reads: I'm Tim Misny. YOU KNOW WHAT I DO. Bald guy with one raised eyebrow on a billboard that reads: MISMY MAKES THEM PAY
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My extremely cool and not convoluted theory is that Tenet is the midway point of Christopher Nolan’s career and he’s now going to loosely recreate his filmography backwards. His next film will be the end of a superhero trilogy. It makes perfect sense and is airtight.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Canada today 😏🫎🌍
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
dragging furniture across the floor in the middle of the night is literally so important in upstairs neighbor culture
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Jonathan McDowell @planet4589.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apparently the commander of the International Space Station brought her dancing pants to space with her
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CELESSON @chemapizca.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
La de partituras que se habría ahorrado Vivaldi de haber compuesto Las Cuatro Estaciones a día de hoy.
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