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Noemissis

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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 15h
Lol...🎶😅🎶🤣🎶
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Bombín @bombin.bsky.social · 16h
Si tu religión fuese la verdadera no estarías gritando sobre ella en el Metro.
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Sean Carroll @seanmcarroll.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dammit, the AI agents have also gone rogue here in Charm City
A beautiful martini sitting on a lovely terrace in Baltimore. Clearly the work of a misaligned paperclip-maximizer
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A IPC @ayqueverguenza.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A nena da mascarilla: es mejor eso que morirse. Ourense: sujétame el licor café
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yo ni me había enterado que había huelga hoy, también estudió ayer para examen. Es por apoyo a la huelga de docentes? Es por otra cosa? Mandaron hace días una circular con las normas de faltas de asistencia en caso de huelga pero ni fechas ni motivo por la que se hace 🤷‍♀️
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benteh @benteh.no · 12/10/2026
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Molecular cowboy @ezero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
¿Cómo que "sapristi" no está en el diccionario de la RAE? ¿Esto lo sabe @subetealanutria.bsky.social? 🥺
Dos viñetas de un cómic de Mortadelo y Filemón. En la primera, el superintendente Vicente, el "super", está mirando un libro de cuentas mientras dice "Vamos a dar un repaso a los gastos del mes". En la segunda, muy sorprendido, se inclina sobre el libro mientras exclama "¡Sapristi!".
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Alan Dreams of Candy Corn @alans9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
xkcd.com/1873/
xkcd.com
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the greatest unsolved mystery in all of Columbo is how the hell that dork managed to pull Janeway
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Vinilogy @vinilogy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
La app de Vinilogy para Android está casi lista. Antes de salir en Google Play necesitamos gente que la pruebe 14 días: precios de vinilo de más de 30 tiendas de España, avisos de tu wishlist y escáner de código de barras. Te apuntas aquí 👉 vinilogy.com/probar-app
Dos capturas de la app de Vinilogy con la ficha de Dopamine Chamber de Fontaines D.C. en preventa y sus precios en tiendas de España. Texto: App para Android, ayúdanos a probarla. vinilogy.com/probar-app
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Martians from Sesame Street, sometimes called the "Yip-Yips", with a cartoon speech bubble quoting the post
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The yellow heart emoji ⟨💛⟩ is mistakenly displayed as a pink "hairy heart" ⟨a pink heart symbol with marks representing short hair.⟩ in Google's Android 4.4 mobile operating system (released 2013) because Google's emoji art team misinterpreted the dots in Unicode's black-and-white reference images ⟨Heart symbol with dots.⟩ as being hair stubble. In reality, the dotted pattern is simply used as a colorless way to represent the color yellow (in accordance with heraldic hatching).
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Yavestruz. @supermanumolina.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vive tu vida como Madonna comiendo Cheetos con guantes blancos 💪
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 11/10/2026
My true form
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Enjoy the “interruption”
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Bensonsenora @bensonsenora.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Perdona por lo que te dije cuando llevaba un sujetador incómodo.
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No estarían tan gordos los tíos jodíos
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Xabier Ramírez @hamahiru.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Si los curas comieran...
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A real welfare state and universal health care require broad taxation, including the middle class. But high end wealth taxation is the kind of tax that protects democracy and the rule of law, and prevents aristocratic dynasties. It keeps us human.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 09/10/2026
it’s 2026 how are we still doing the thing where website content popping into place during page load pushes buttons down the screen causing misclicks
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@down.blue
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G Almodóvar @chimpwithguns.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Te quiero pajarito Robert Smith.
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Misila @misila.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
mi madre: ¿y quiénes son tus amigos de internet? yo:
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Pareidolia @pareidolia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🐸 The relief when you can finally scratch where it itches.
Bidet toilet seat that looks like a frog with a arm on a side scratching its butt.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cuatro veces he cogido el metro a la misma parada, cuatro veces he salido por distintas salidas, y ninguna era la correcta
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Alexis Rose's Iconic Hair Flip in Schitt's Creek
Alt: Lalallalallalalalala
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gente de los hoteles: NO se duerme con edredón de marzo a noviembre, dejad de poner nórdicos que con una sábana es más que suficiente!
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aquí hay datos de arrendadores: civio.es/tag/megatene...
civio.es
megatenedores
Vigilamos al poder, cuidamos lo público Con periodismo, herramientas y acción
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Y el de Julio Iglesias enfarlopado dictando a Tico Medina lo tenéis?
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel a great sense of kinship with everybody waiting parallel with me at this stop sign but everybody waiting perpendicular to me is my mortal enemy
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A ver, merecido es. Pero estaría bien que donara el importe a una buena causa y de paso revisase la estrategia de sus asesores (a ese nivel los artistas ya no controlan directamente y por desgracia la gente de la que se rodean son buitres de la peor calaña). Más hacia Dolly Parton que Simeone, Rosi!
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Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they look like they were both arrested after a Thelma & Louise-style crime spree
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Ryan Stauffer @ryanswx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haha, this fucking sucks.
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gracias! Intentaré buscarlo.
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hay un mapa más detallado y superpuesto al político? Yo no sé situar mi casa en los físicos 😅
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you'd think after doing this for six years i wouldn't still find myself thinking "wow, wikipedia really has an article about EVERYTHING" but here i am
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HermanosPelaez @pelaez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yo no he votado "con ilusión" en mi puta vida, y no me pierdo unas desde las generales del 93.
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Diego de Salina @desalinadiego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Figaredo le pones en blanco y negro y parece el malo de una peli expresionista alemana que predice el ascenso de los nazis al poder.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 06/10/2026
wait katy perry tried to buy a convent but it became a property dispute with the nuns who were trying to buy it back as well and it became a years-long legal dispute and one of the nuns (in the courtroom), one who had begged katy to “please stop” (i am unsure of when) JUST DIED IN THE COURT???
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Guille🦄 @guille8.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
¿Qué pasaría si la izquierda se presentase en una lista común? He creado un simulador para comprobarlo: compara los escaños que obtendría la izquierda unida vs. separada, provincia por provincia, y permite crear tus propios escenarios. ¿cambiaría el resultado? izquierda-unificada.web.app
izquierda-unificada.web.app
Mapa electoral de España
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oiga, sin faltar!
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Chuzodepunta @chuzodepunta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Levantaos, buclosos elatos con desapteza para la solercia y móndrigos desdonados sin sandunga con inclín al profazamiento de los itzajes gasajosos que pepenan quirquinchos para bastir charangos.
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Fernando Blanco 🦋 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @fernandoblancopsy.com · 06/10/2026
Campaña electoral.
Pizarra de restaurante: "TODOS LOS DÍAS BRASA"
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stow your cheese wheels in the overhead compartment.
Airline safety photo of someone in a yellow flotation vest opening an overhead bin containing a yellow life raft.  The raft looks like a comically large wheel of cheese.
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Carmen @carmenagustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think we could devise a section of scientific papers that summarize them. We could call them abstracts.
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ScienceDirect
Reading Assistant
Actions you could take:
Summariza this article
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Noemissis @noemissis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me pasó lo mismo cuando vi uno. El shock 😅
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