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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 3h

And again. A day late and now at someone else's door, but a different one to last time. Someone with a catflap.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 3h

I'm somewhat over prepping for this trip.

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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 13h

Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 19h

It seems apt that Manchester City fans adopted the Poznan, a celebration where everybody looks the other way.

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Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jimmy is human except when he is with the mods & then they're all Muppets. Sting is a Muppet until he's shown working as a bellboy & then Jimmy sees him as a mere human. On his solitary trip back to Brighton at the end, Jimmy flips back & forth between human & Muppet. This thing writes itself!

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am starting to think I have belt-and-braced this upcoming interrailing trip too much. I've got nearly as much "useful stuff" than clothes at the moment.

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Innocent🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dispatch to the Homeland Re: RAF Fairford terrorism Analysis of local argot ongoing. Provisional conclusion: “red diesel” refers to high-alcohol drink consumed when “dogging,” which is believed to be connected to fox hunts. Further intelligence to be provided as available.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've just considered the possibility of "The Muppets Quadrophenia".

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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm pitching this immediately

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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 29/09/2026

My money's on Javier Bardem.

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Lord does the Park not have any brains these days? WHAT WERE THEY ACTUALLY DOING NEAR RAF FAIRFORD" "Dogging?" "Thanks for the offer Diana, but I'll pass if it's all the same to you, my knees aren't up to it and the citroen's gear stick makes me nervous. NO, THEY WERE ROBBING DIESEL."

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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Been drafting a film treatment about a bunch of lairy London lads who go to the country to nick some diesel, get rumbled, it escalates into an international incident, in which the US prez and a phalanx of right-wing gobshites look ludicrous. Bit worried it’s too far-fetched tbh

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Dr Stylite @columnist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have arrested the men that were near the air base and who you decided were asylum seeking terrorists Forgive me they were white men in their twenties from London

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's been a long time since I made a lasagne of any sort. I remember why...it took me 2 hours excluding shopping and clearing up time. But it was worth it. It's Poppy O'Toole's (Poppy Cooks) Sausage and Fennel, and you can freeze it unbaked and then bake from frozen.

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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it's after 5pm

Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sneaking into the kitchen at night and stealing the teacakes you'd left on the side to defrost, then hiding the wrapper so you begin to question your sanity?

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Really glad I Moonpigged my Dad's birthday card for delivery today so the Royal Mail can decide to deliver it tomorrow.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Notts lads doing a cracking job of denying the girls their lap of honour tomorrow lunch - albeit I did think that was a daft choice of day.

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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Call me cynical, but City's spending in the last transfer window suddenly looks like they may have had an inkling something was about to surface? Nah, must be my imagination.

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Me, seeing your posts

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Data centre

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🎵come with me, and you’ll be in a health and safety violation 🎶

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Willy Wonka's Iconic Welcome Entrance

ALT: Willy Wonka's Iconic Welcome Entrance

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Prateek Buch @prateekbuch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Woods-based toilet complex

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Investment portfolio

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lego train

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Tone @tone7x20.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"houses to help the pigs defend against the Big Bad Wolf"

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BadBardBared @badbardbared.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

..holes to sh!t in? 🐻

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Chris @seismicshed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fat reserves

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Peter Ellis @almostconverge.kozterulethasznalatienge.day · 25/09/2026

bbc tried to contact mr clarkson in relation to the incident but we were told he was fast asleep www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Jeremy Clarkson's sheep 'theft' turns out to be miscount on farm

Jeremy Clarkson reported the theft of sheep from his Diddly Squat Farm to police earlier this month.

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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can’t believe no one has ever thought of the idea of selling us hot food. I, for one, am both excited and, if I’m honest, a little apprehensive about the idea of warm food. www.ft.com/content/bdb6... Subway rival bets hot sandwiches will sell in UK’s ‘cold and rain’

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thou knowest it wolde be untrouthe, Thou knowest Ich wolde be a liar, Yif Ich were to saye unto you, Love, we koude not ascende higher. Wende forth, lemman, lighte my fyre Wende forth, lemman, lighte my fyre, Mayhap we sette the nighte on fyre. Lo!

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet

5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Somerset are a lovely side except for one player." Comments from the group in front of me that I wholeheartedly endorse.

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Sammi Narramore @narramoreart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sandie Peggie isn't just some "softly spoken" nurse, she's woman who "jokes" about doing hate crimes over lunch. And I feel like this is the sort of thing we should not be forgetting about a person, y'know? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Trans tribunal nurse accused of wanting to "post bacon" to mosque

Sandie Peggie allegedly made the comment at a work lunch, along with other alleged remarks insulting transgender people

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Be good if Leicestershire could actually, ah fuck that’s that.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Being here midweek for the first time in over a decade, and I keep recognising people I haven't seen in over a decade.

The Radcliffe Road End at Trent Bridge, under blue skies. Notts are playing Yurkshur, Yurkshur, Yurkshur.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have been patiently observing a jumping spider pottering around the sofa armrest, but it decided to test my boundaries, and I'm no longer on the sofa.

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Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Daniel Thomas has been arrested by Hampshire Police

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 23/09/2026

Going dogging in this

A police Ford Escort Cosworth from the mid 90s

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I went to see the Oasis film, and it was (surprisingly) lovely.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When retired people say, "I don't know how I ever had time for work." what they mean is that they didn't have time to reward themselves with a coffee or tea break after finishing a set of chores, or a lunch longer than 30 minutes

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