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FC Barcelona @fcbarcelonabr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
LAMINEEEEEEE #BarçaRayo
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Onion lighting up the Phillies' team bus.
Phillis' Chris Sanchez holding up Onion post on his phone that says "No One Translated to Foreign Players Why They Currently in Cornfield"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mike Muscala hit a three pointer to win a meaningless Orlando bubble league game and now LeBron James is a Sixer. God is good.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham’s sudden death is a tragedy. Think of all the people affected by this loss. The “companions” who relied on a steady income from his business, the blackmailers who knew his secrets and leveraged them for profit, the women he employed for occasional beard work. What will they do now??
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
just turned on a baseball game and saw that mitch mcconnell is batting seventh for the rockies. what the fuck are you doing man
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Ruth’s Chris Haunted House @atomicgiant.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I told Mitch McConnell "you hang up first" and Mitch McConnell was like "no *you* hang up first," and then I said "ok both on three" and we counted to three and neither one of us hung up, that’s so us.
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Miss State Farm @connichameleon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Taking shelter in the BLACK museum is a little too on the nose.
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Civic Grit @civicgrit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The weather right now in Philly offers a great opportunity for the Ben Franklin impersonators to do something bold to really show who is committed to the bit.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
reddit government
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 02/07/2026
Farming for no pay.... I remember when we had a word for that.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The right: actual demons are persecuting us, we need to impregnate as many teenage girls as we can about this demonic threat Normal people: what the fuck Centrist dems: give us between $5 and $50 to find the middle position between you and my esteemed colleague on the other side of the aisle.
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Tremendous comedy in seeing the goal filled with like 15 keepers for the first time
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It is funny that Disney sells Toy Story branded toys so that you can buy an actual Woody the Cowboy for children and they can eventually leave them forgotten in a closet and know they’ve caused a sentient loving being extreme emotional pain
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is what they make the American guy look like in anime
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
love it
flat area with huge grass berm and the stadium top over it with support pillars to the concourse level at the top of the berm The entrances tunnel into it
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/06/2026
me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*taps sign*
Usha Vance is the brains and ambition behind JD's whole career. She went to Yale Law with one goal... find some mediocre white man she could turn into a Republican politician and then orchestrate his entire career from behind the scenes.

This woman clerked for JOHN ROBERTS. She is an OPERATIVE.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hey #SandwichSky do y'all do this?
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu and Reggie Jackson went to the same high school at the same time is a fact that sounds like it can’t be true but it is
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
One of the things that I think people don't understand about Netanyahu is that they think he is racist in some inscrutable or exotic Israeli way, when he is actually racist in the exact way you'd expect a guy who went to high school in the Philly suburbs in the late 1960s (as he did) to be
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Damn that’s crazy Obama shoulda taken all his slaughtering missiles away oh well just what we have to do.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 16/06/2026
Knicks fans put Elmo’s head on a pike after winning the NBA Championship The NYC native previously said he hoped both teams “have fun 🏀”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/06/2026
Joe Rogan looks like the Mucinex guy but red
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/06/2026
This is normally what people look like when you take pictures of them underwater
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Michael Levin @michaellevin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
if given the choice, I would not have chosen for all my enemies to win championships and for the Sixers to never get out of the second round
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Julian Lucas @jcljules.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nike shock dropped a Knicks letterman's jacket for the championship, $1200
Black Knicks letterman jacket
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Brooklyn. 🏀 (via Paul Williams) 💕
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Marcas Grant @marcasg.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Donte DiVincenzo
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Listened to an NPR story this morning about mass child starvation in Senegal without a single mention of Elon Musk, the guy who gleefully created the conditions for the mass starvation
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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A flyer with a high heeled shoe crushing a data center.
"HOT SLUTS HATE DATA CENTERS"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
lol Mariska literally sprinted from her second show to the Garden www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
When you tell Mitch Johnson to make an adjustment he don’t even answer he just looks at you like this
Mitch Johnson’s haircut photoshopped on a pit bull
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dude always looks and sounds like he just got back from doing a keynote at the Insecure Douchebags of America convention.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 09/06/2026
This is not ok. This is the stuff that makes societies unravel and devolve into chaos. Everyone partaking in this should be treated like a traitor. These are not Americans.
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Hugh Jazz @rose-whip.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
she looks like the titan that ate eren’s mom
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/06/2026
in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Musk buying twitter, Bezos buying WaPo, Ellison buying CBS—all are less profitable now. But they’re political investments that increase the value of the new owners’ portfolios Wealth concentration makes this possible, and that’s one mechanism by which inequality destroys democracy
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 06/06/2026
See, Spurs fans could never give you this kinda heat.
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what happened to Nolan Wells @iamgregordeee.blacksky.app · 06/06/2026
I’ve been saying this for the entire playoffs…..the importance of having a true PG on your team is being overlooked & eradicated in today’s NBA. That Wemby turnover is a clear result of my statement. Fox was right behind him unguarded but today’s NBA makes anyone a ball handler & that’s not a PG
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