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Silly B Man

@lawnerd.bsky.social
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He/him. Proudly Jewish. Marine veteran of 🇮🇶&🇦🇫. Corporate litigator. Dad.

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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 5h
there is admittedly lots of material to work with but i don't get the sense D dark money is pulling any punches this year
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 3h
There’s a fairly big account I follow on here and every post is locked so that only people *they* follow can reply and I thought that’s weirdly restrictive then they were a guest on a podcast and I realized “oh she’s a woman on the internet, nvm totally reasonable choice, carry on”
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A solid 20% of the electorate rn
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 7h
as everyone knows the nation of japan proceeded to be extremely cool and normal for the next 4 decades after this, so probably nothing to worry about re: the american populace on this point
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 6h
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Martin Scorsese Absolute Cinema
ALT: Martin Scorsese Absolute Cinema
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 6h
Pictured: latest generic ballot polling
An illustration of the winged hussar shock cavalry looking badass.
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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 12h
JCO for the win.
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Josh Grubbs @joshuagrubbsphd.com · 15h
I will forever maintain that that left must not let the right claim patriotism as their own and dope things like this are a big part of why
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Ann M. Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 10h
not drunk enough news.bloomberglaw.com/esg/sec-uses...
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SEC Uses Tesla to Craft Template for Shareholder Voting Programs
The SEC’s decision to greenlight Tesla Inc.‘s individual shareholder voting program extends far beyond one company, offering a framework for businesses that want to take similar steps.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 11h
Aaron is not underrating this. It's cinema. The sly smirk when Schmitt thinks he's gotten Smith to perjure himself. The hasty vanishing of the sign. Klobuchar getting Kennedy to hold it up. Schmitt getting LOUD and ANGRY when Klobuchar points out he mixed up the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 11h
“Fifth place loser cannot comprehend the concept of excellence” actually explains a lot about Ms. Gaines.
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Archer Krieger
Alt: Archer Krieger
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Political Poll Bot 📊 @pollresults.org · 16h
National House Sep 25 - 28, 2026 Generic Democrat (D) 53% (+15.0%) Generic Republican (R) 38% Don't know 6% Someone else 3% Would not vote 0% YouGov (B) 1003 LV Sponsor: Economist View Poll
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 15h
The rules are that if you're a Dem and you refuse to answer questions they find your daughter's college roommate's best friend to give some quotes to form the basis of a new drumbeat story, but if you're a Republican 🤷
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 16h
The reward is usually being thought of as a weird uncool killjoy
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 16h
The Florida attorney general is a piece of shit but yeah this paragraph is a windmill dunk
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 18h
This IJ has a name. And a home address.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 28/09/2026
francis fukuyama vindication form dot laser eyes, motherfuckers
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sam @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026
remarkably quick journey from "do I need WhatsApp so I can communicate safely" to "do I need to take WhatsApp off my phone and factory reset it so I can communicate safely"
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Mods! Mods! Help! Customers are only willing to buy my product at price points dramatically below my cost!”
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was told Ireland hates imperialism.
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Median Vermont voter
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Mujikcboro Seriymujik GigaChad Meme
Alt: Mujikcboro Seriymujik GigaChad Meme
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most frightening building in America www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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The Kennedy Center Is the Most Terrifying Building in America
This place is much too dangerous.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 28/09/2026
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The same way Olympic races should have one ordinary really athletic guy who is there merely to give scale to the excellence, every event in the Great British Bake Off should have one regular person judge who comes in after Paul & nigella to just be like omfg this is the best cake I’ve ever had
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine being the wealthiest person on the planet and the biggest loser concurrently.
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know his name…
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If SPECIAL BIRTHDAY BOY
THEORY PREDICTS JUDICIAL BEHAVIOR
THEN SPECIAL BIRTHDAY BOY THEORY IS THE LAW
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can force me to see the sankey diagram but you can’t force me to learn who aella is you goddamn reprobates
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sam @samthielman.com · 27/09/2026
Wait, they did this AGAIN?!
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This ain’t a scene is a… *counting syllables* AI start up
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Rufus Hickok @rufus-hickok.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
m.youtube.com
The Reason Why Norm Macdonald Stopped Doing the Frank Stallone Jokes
YouTube video by I'm not Norm
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bid them achieve me and then SELL MY FUCKING BONES
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MacDuff was from his mother’s womb untimely fucking ripped
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif
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Disney Rat King Ratigan
Alt: Disney Rat King Ratigan
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tfw there’s someone you follow and they always lock replies to followers only and it’s mildly irritating bc they say interesting and then they’re a guest on a podcast and you realize they’re a woman and you realize oh yeah that makes sense objection withdrawn carry on
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ludwig is a delightful show.
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Karl Llewelyn captioned 
“IFSPECIAL BIRTHDAY BOY
THEORY PREDICTS JUDICIAL BEHAVIOR
THEN SPECIAL BIRTHDAY BOY THEORY IS THE LAW
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How is he a Lego minifig
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dems’ target to impeach and remove should be JD Vance not Trump. Impeach, then hold a very long public senate trial. Call all sorts of witnesses. Make a major theme the contempt JD has for Trump (because he obviously does). Because of JD gets removed we’re one dying dotard from being back
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Count Dooku's Signature Look of Superiority
Alt: Christopher Lee as Count Dooku. The prompt said “wrong answers only” so i may technically have violated it — Ian Fleming was Lee’s cousin, and Fleming MAY have based Bond in part on Christopher Lee.
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Siloposting
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I still can’t get over Dr. Oz using his office to go after Glendale Armenians, not because I expected better of him but because there’s a powerful Muslim government official leveraging his power in service of ancestral ethnic conflicts and professional Islamophobes don’t give a shit
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wu on redistricting if Dems get control: "You do the exact same thing that they did to you until they say mercy" and agree to national, bipartisan reform.
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unironically i do love this and think more professions should do stuff like this. if your profession really needs professional licensing, you should do it High Fantasy style.
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
anyway thank you @theonion.com
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The replies understand the assignment.
The replies to the quoted skeet, all of which note that the writing is “in the form of a question” as per Jeopardy! Rules.
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