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evil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺。˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 7h
this is what good pussy sounds like
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 7h
If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Covid damage is cumulative. The part that “feels like a cold or flu” isn’t the long term damage, and every time you allow your body to catch covid it piles more on the “maybe long covid will take effect this time” load. I think most people don’t know they already have long covid.
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Brain Fog After COVID-19? Long COVID May Be the Cause
Still struggling with forgetfulness, trouble focusing, or mental fatigue months after COVID-19? Learn why brain fog is a common symptom of long COVID.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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w hat the fuk @nelp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It looks like you are trying to log in from a new devic--" MOTHER FUCKER YOU ARE LYING
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nai 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Zack Fox is one of the funniest niggas to ever grace this Earth 😭😭
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every day I ask myself do men even like women and the answer is just No
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
please
cmon do something meme but the guy is using the stick to poke a brain and it says “cmon be happy”
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 21/09/2026
why should I like a post I am not allowed to comment on? no taxation without representation amirite
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w hat the fuk @nelp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bob Odenkirk shrugging like "what're you gonna do," in his I Think You Should Leave sketch
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i need zohran mamdani to help me clean my room
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has died of ligma
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have to wait a full 30 minutes before brushing my teeth. Then we can go see your nana in hospice.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
looking to hire people to do this for me so leave your resume in the comments please and thank you
two people dressed in green while puppeting the nadja doll from what we do in the shadows
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w hat the fuk @nelp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bari has managed to fail upwards in ways only men could do before
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w hat the fuk @nelp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is why I don't leave the house more than once a month at most
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
biggest laugh ive had in a minute
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 12/09/2026
for the record everyone this is from the UN definition of genocide
2. Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;
3. Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole
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w hat the fuk @nelp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
At the end of lord of the rings when frodo throws the ring in the lava, that was ad-libbed. elijiah wood was actually supposed to eat the ring
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
i forgot i made this im crying
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/04/2026
"Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god
batman pez dispenser
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/04/2026
-i spent money- in comic sans covering a scrungly yelling kitten.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/08/2025
Headline: "Cargo train breaks the sound barrier"

Image: OBB Locomotive crashed into one of those concrete shields built next to train tracks to keep the sound at an acceptable level for people living nearby.
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ranma
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/11/2025
Mebs @Ambaaargh on twitter: "Millennial culture is daydreaming how much you'd help your friends if you were ever to get rich."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/04/2026
business cat (a black kitty in a tie, looking serious) in the vicious cycle meme [going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure its you] -> [ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach] -> [your data is probably for sale online now] -> [that means someone could easily impersonate you] -> [rinse, repeat]
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Lady Emily
@ladyemily.nebula.tv
People will always say they're your friend and they support you no matter what but then they'll say some toxic shit to you like
"you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it's changing who you are" and "don't let its power corrupt you" all because they want the amulet for themselves
April 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
Chris Worthington @SomeChrisTweets
Age 20: I can do anything!
Age 30: I can do some things!
Age 40: All l've done is find an amulet!
Age 950: I pray for death unto a deaf god.
11:23 PM • 2016-01-09
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If cats didn’t domesticate themselves then explain the meow in homeowner
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 27/06/2023
[travels back in time] [accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]
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w hat the fuk @nelp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
peepeepoopoo for the peepeepoopoo man
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phil @philjamesson.com · 28/08/2026
probably not good that i looked up "officer flock cameras stalking" and couldn't find this story amidst the deluge of other cops also stalking their ex girlfriends
google search results with the "top stories" showing four different articles about police stalking cases using flock cameras. these four stories are about three different cops (jason rogers, asad zahir, and sergio rodriguez)
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorry for the things I said when I was conscious
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i wholly support and empathize with any trans people who veer into modes of assimilation *as a personal choice*, but i cannot emphasize enough how toxic assimilation *as ideology* is. that shit is beyond heinous and needs to be nuked from orbit whenever it rears its ugly head
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the genders that are going to be forged through drag this weekend are gonna bring about woke 5
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Schmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
why is a blowdart to the neck so damn funny while other kinds of poisoning are only kinda funny
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I would actually appreciate reading an article about if / why men don't view dating in this way
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. --- Then they call me ugly and poor.
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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 25/08/2026
I like bluesky because you can hear from experts in all sorts of fields
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w hat the fuk @nelp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
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Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being…
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 18/08/2026
When I was a kid I thought Martha's vineyard belonged to Martha Stewart
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