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Memphis fell in love with Poppy today. And yes once again he had to be carried home from the park. #MemphisTheMalshi #puppylove

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Senator David Shoebridge @davidshoebridge.bsky.social · 19h

Joint statement from Senator David Shoebridge and Senator Steph Hodgins-May

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Someone is beeping their car horn enthusiastically outside my house. At midnight. *picks up crowbar*

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Yeah the crockery counts in presentation. It's always a part of the dish presentation concept. Farm girl is naive. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Bimbo Bitches next. What are you expecting? "A quiet table at least" - Jane #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Dessert needed more acid. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

So what menu will the "Classy Bogans" contrive do you think? #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

I think tonight we've again seen issues with the conception of the menu which has let them down. Don't use bougie ingredients if you don't understand how to use them. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

If the next instant restaurant are smart they'll shove some cheese and crackers in front of Jane. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Special touch for a special lady? Hopefully it's a sprinkling of arsenic. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

No wobble test lads? Sheesh. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Tip: caramel is boiling sugar. It will burn you if you taste test it. Use the colour to test for done-ness. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Tonight the role of Kindergarten Teacher will be played by Colin Fassnidge. I think him chasing after them might be adding more fire to the fuel. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Fix Victoria? Like.... neuter it? #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

No one is throwing shit at you Alisha. They are trying to teach you. You are the one with the obvious chip on your shoulder. And now we have a tantrum. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

JFC every time Alisha opens her mouth a bit more of paint peels off of my wall. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

I hope the Bimbo Bitches walk out permanently. They appear to have the food knowledge of 10 year olds. And VERY defensive about it. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Chicken ballotine > parmi/parma (In a damn cooking competition) #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

If you fuck up an element - leave off the element. The enoki should have been gonski. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

I love enoki tempura - but if they had done amazing double fried handcut potato fries with a chilli salt they might have had a more winning combo. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Stick your finger in the oil to check it's hot enough Simon. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

The Bimbo Bitches are so out of their element even for just home cooks. It *is* supposedly still a cooking competition. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

I think Mary & Golden may be the ones to watch actually. They seem to be straddling "classes" here. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Medium rare cube of wagyu steak on a swirl of horseradish cream on a square of fried brik pastry, sprinkled with toasted sesame seeds & a sprinkling of lemon thyme > grey undercooked dry sausage rolls. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Also wagyu in a sausage roll is a crime. Had to be said. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

What the fuck is that slicing guys? Also that pastry isn't really golden. It's barely tan. Aside from the bottom which looked a bit scorched. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Ok so I use that double nakiri knife technique for mincing....and that ain't quite it. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

First course - sausage roll. I think the rough puff should have been the first thing that was prepared......not with an hour to go. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

If you don't want to appear dumb, don't be dumb. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Kimchee takes about a week to ferment.... I guess they got a Time Machine in the pantry. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

OOO they splashed out on a fancy neon sign. "Last Order" - so I assume they are making pufferfish, cassava and uncooked red kidney beans. #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Tonight we are in Adelaide. With best mates Bill & Ben the Flowerpot Men. Looks like with have some BIMBO CHAOS in store! #MKR

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 29/09/2026

Stealing hearts & pats. Big play today with Lola a 6 month cocker spaniel. Had to be carried home from park. Too much fun. #MemphisTheMalshi #dogpark #melbourne

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Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 28/09/2026

Have just had one of my staff messaging on the staff chat. Two young fellas came in, got knocked back because their ID was bogus, so they decided to steal the stuff! In their haste, they dropped their mobile phone, so a manager is now calling their parents 🤣

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 28/09/2026