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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 15h
Backrooms trying to remember some ladies that work at Nordstrom
Callista Gingrich and Barbera Thornhill
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 17h
i love sports, i type while placing the revolver in my mouth and butt
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The answer is 7 pussies
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m the guy getting made fun of by the guy with a bad wig because I don’t know the weight of hamster bones
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We all love the 100 hamsters bit you’re just a killjoy
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
How much pussy did Psy get from Gangnam Style
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ivanka Trump
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Does ABBA exist in the Mamma Mia! universe" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is this promotional material that Netflix is using for Theo Von’s new special. Who is laughing at this?
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ONE WEEK.
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s been
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Might be my favorite onion headline since
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today theonion.com/hungover-egyptologist-…
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Absence Blamed On Accursed Relic From Ancient Tomb
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
But Dems don’t care. Theyre willing to throw any marginalized group under the bus to lend a hand to people who will never vote for them anyway
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s amazing how quickly people don’t care about being transphobic when they can’t afford to fill their gas tanks
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Damn you’d think you’d want more staff to help be more competitive but I guess I’m just an idiot
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Make sure to vote in democrats who will just shrug their shoulders when we know better candidates will actually do something
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 14/10/2026
Sen. Ossoff: "Congress is full of congressmen's sons who are only in Congress because their daddies were congressmen, just like Mike Collins, who are perfectly happy to send other people's children to die in a war. How is this war a success, Mike?"
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Primetime (2026)
FirstAndGrand:
...but this could be a trap
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and I could go to jail
Decoy: naww
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 13/10/2026
Today was the day he became president. (Via @atrupar.com)
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this but on a grand scale
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Congrats to new White House Press Secretary Kate Zacharia on a great first day
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Tweet from good (@dril):

the last chilean miner emerges with two armfuls of coal, making all 32 of his colleagues look like Ass Holes
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thought about this heater again.
if you fuck up a meal just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thinking bout those beans
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tweet from deg (@degg):

the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13/10/2026
bored
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh Wow.
Tweet one:
James Talarico posts a picture with Kacey Musgraves.

Tweet two:
Kristi Noem responds "I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico."

Tweet three:
Kacey Musgraves responds "I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
jeb bush please clap
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OHIO — Trump supporter punches a woman in a “release the Epstein files” shirt in the face — and police appear to do nothing to the man and only escort her out (as Trump mocks her weight) 🤔 (From @atrupar.com )
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Luis Sopelana @luissopelana.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Please excuse the extremely poor football
A doodle of Charlie Brawn, a buff version of Charlie Brown from the Peanuts comic strips
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jerry Cirino’s Facebook is in shambles right now.
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Blake Bortles @blakebortles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What are you doing sir
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
shoot your shot king
Big pickup with vanity plate reading Jolie1. On the tailgate is two portraits of Angelina Jolie and lettering that reads "If you're Angelina Jolie-I'm available." The back window has a decal that reads "Don't blame me I voted for Angelina Jolie"
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Kelly Clarkson's Obscene Bird of Night @pershing48.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Poor!
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
come and take it
smallmouthmessiah posted this on IG. It shows a big blue pickup truck with a graphic wrap on the tailgate. It shows an American flag that’s being pulled open like a butthole by row hands and inside that hole is a large mouth bass and a lake
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I figured you couldn’t afford to buy cards in Balatro!
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You heard about this Kev?
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Came home to this
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
don't search for cartoon character on bluesky unless you are prepared to see some really obscene pornography
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whoever in Pittsburgh that buys this should be concentrated into a type of camp
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Virginia Montanez @ginny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I swear to God I will burn it down, Strip District. My eyes are burning.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster theonion.com/recipe-for-disaster
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster
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