Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 9h"You do that illustration of Prometheus getting his liver torn out?" "Sure did boss, really fucking sexy just like you asked." "Thank you, I am a closeted ad executive, and this is the only way I can safely access gay erotica." "Anytime, boss." 520950
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I feel like "but X is the relevant app! it's where it all goes down!" is not a good sales pitch to the users of this site, all of whom are a couple bad days away from moving to the woods 301516245
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄ceej @ceej.online · 17/05/2025traveling with someone who has airline status when you don’t is the closest experience modern life can offer to squiring for a knight 1679847
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Anil Dash @anildash.com · 06/10/2026Our language has been completely warped by Big Tech's algorithms, from a generation that's grown up saying "unalive", to the way everyone's censored themselves talking about the Cornell rapists. It's time to fight back against billionaire control of free speech. www.anildash.com/2026/10/06/k...anildash.comWe are going to kill “unalive” - Anil DashA blog about making culture. Since 1999. 17751257
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end 816536789
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Dak @dak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me: Here is fresh, filtered water and indirect sunlight. Plant: I have chosen death. Weed in the driveway sidewalk crack: I feed on gasoline and spite. 19224
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/10/2026I do not think we should have a death penalty. I don't think it is any kind of deterrent. I think it's barbaric. I think it makes us all worse people. All of us. And we just don't have to do this to ourselves. We could abolish it, and we should. 101401244
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts 3568411671
Ms. Mushroom 🍄 @mushroom-gills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sen. Schmitt slams the door shut before collapsing his big ol’ Lurch body down to the floor in a puddle of tears. Everything is ruined! His staffers made him look stupid. Basketball teams tricked him by having similar names and doing DEI. 000
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190885451
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes. 67105261637
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026GIRL DINNER GOALS 16554130
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098542767
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"And whenever a building is on screen, the characters ought to be saying, hey, can we name that after Poochie, too?" 1525323
Ms. Mushroom 🍄 @mushroom-gills.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Mr. Waltz, I don’t think it is appropriate for you to publicly discuss why or when you pinch yourself. Call me a prude, but some matters should be private, no? 000
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When the mainstream media actually pushes back on Trump 012714
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My beautiful arch will now be surrounded by sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads 1025528
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026"buhhh duhhh guhhh i'm going to give the pope a baseball jersey because he likes baseball" -broke idiot who doesn't understand why he's poor "i will gift his holiness with a majestic orb" -guy with head on a swivel who can clearly identify and take advantage of Money Moves when he sees them 15112066
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward 18195051815
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*” 2345466806
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story. 379217802547
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026very funny to imagine someone bankrolling a wedding to get close to the groom's dad, only to be foiled because the groom's dad doesn't love him 91245130
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/09/2026(standing on stage in front of booing crowd) I will not. No, I stand by my original statement. I would eat any of the 150 original pokemon. Yes, including Mewtwo. You know what, actually? Especially Mewtwo. If you can't be reasonable, I'll say it- especially the genius level ones, especially Mewtwo 501072108
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/09/2026Happy birthday, Ludacris! buff.ly/Y7KmxCRmcsweeneys.netPlace I’ve Cried or Place Ludacris Claims He Had Sex in His Song “What’s Your Fantasy”?1. A public bathroom 2. The back of a classroom 3. The Georgia Dome on the fifty-yard line while the Dirty Birds kick for t’ree 9/11/26 0365
Ms. Mushroom 🍄 @mushroom-gills.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I forgot how much it sucks to watch college football with my husband. I’m animated. I yell. He watches games in a bizarrely heavy silence, barely reacting. I’m only “allowed” to speak during commercials. 101
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026natalie harp, printing out the headline and nothing else 6125396
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“the secretary of health and human services food-shamed the secretary of state by instructing AI to create an image of him spoon-feeding sauerkraut to the vice president and then posting it on X” is now a true sentence you can say before pulling your hair out. 1182453378
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026he got him. he finally fucking got him 8657841299
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY! 3071641852
Ms. Mushroom 🍄 @mushroom-gills.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My oldest kid’s Taekwondo instructor just invited the parents to join their end of class dodgeball game…static.klipy.comI Would Rather Bleed Out MadAlt: GIF of Ron Swanson with text saying, “I would rather bleed out.” 000
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3779181984
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck 13298221833
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Working nine to five You work backwards, that's four hours Barely chained to time You've got a-temporal powers They just use your mind Joke's on them cause you're not psychic It's enough to do a magic high kick 16011
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/08/2026"She often misses opportunities to partner with me in meeting our mission-critical KPIs of barking at rabbits, men in hats, garbage trucks, visitors I normally like, unseen forces, odd shapes in the dark, odd shapes in broad daylight, babies, and television doorbells." buff.ly/2UHehSjmcsweeneys.netMy Annual Performance, as Reviewed by My Dog“She often misses opportunities to partner with me in meeting our mission-critical KPIs of barking at wild rabbits, anyone in a uniform, men in hats, men in ... 08517
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/08/2026still working through this book of norse myths with the lads. loki sure takes every possible opportunity to dress up as a chick doesn't he. drop of a hat 1340149
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157392526
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 24/08/2026Every progressive gets chased around about their relationship to Hasan Piker. Has ONE reporter ever asked JD Vance about his embrace of the insane and anti-democratic ideas of Curtis Yarvin? Or about his relationship with democracy-hater Peter Thiel? The imbalance is stark. 683260743
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/08/2026The cut direct is a beautiful tradition and I fully agree with @beijingpalmer.bsky.social that we need to bring it back. 36813
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/08/2026missouri republicans have a level of contempt for the people of that state that is truly remarkable. but then, why wouldn’t they after successfully insulating themselves from any political accountability? 471885463
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“Of course he can! Special rules for the special boy!” — Always and forever, love, the Supreme Court www.wsj.com/politics/pol...wsj.comTrump Can Keep Building Ballroom While Supreme Court Weighs AppealThe temporary order from the high court gives justices more time to deliberate. 40800141
Reposted by Ms. Mushroom 🍄Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026Never let a writer help you move 10665851087