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Ms. Mushroom 🍄

@mushroom-gills.bsky.social
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 9h
"You do that illustration of Prometheus getting his liver torn out?" "Sure did boss, really fucking sexy just like you asked." "Thank you, I am a closeted ad executive, and this is the only way I can safely access gay erotica." "Anytime, boss."
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like "but X is the relevant app! it's where it all goes down!" is not a good sales pitch to the users of this site, all of whom are a couple bad days away from moving to the woods
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/05/2025
traveling with someone who has airline status when you don’t is the closest experience modern life can offer to squiring for a knight
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 06/10/2026
Our language has been completely warped by Big Tech's algorithms, from a generation that's grown up saying "unalive", to the way everyone's censored themselves talking about the Cornell rapists. It's time to fight back against billionaire control of free speech. www.anildash.com/2026/10/06/k...
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We are going to kill “unalive” - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He calls himself "Asmodeus"
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t go high when they go low. I get LOUD. Because the soul and humanity of this country are at stake. /end
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: Here is fresh, filtered water and indirect sunlight. Plant: I have chosen death. Weed in the driveway sidewalk crack: I feed on gasoline and spite.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/10/2026
I do not think we should have a death penalty. I don't think it is any kind of deterrent. I think it's barbaric. I think it makes us all worse people. All of us. And we just don't have to do this to ourselves. We could abolish it, and we should.
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Connor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not you.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Ms. Mushroom 🍄 @mushroom-gills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sen. Schmitt slams the door shut before collapsing his big ol’ Lurch body down to the floor in a puddle of tears. Everything is ruined! His staffers made him look stupid. Basketball teams tricked him by having similar names and doing DEI.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GIRL DINNER GOALS
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"And whenever a building is on screen, the characters ought to be saying, hey, can we name that after Poochie, too?"
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Ms. Mushroom 🍄 @mushroom-gills.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mr. Waltz, I don’t think it is appropriate for you to publicly discuss why or when you pinch yourself. Call me a prude, but some matters should be private, no?
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When the mainstream media actually pushes back on Trump
"I don't know if you're allowed to do that" from I Think You Should Leave
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My beautiful arch will now be surrounded by sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026
"buhhh duhhh guhhh i'm going to give the pope a baseball jersey because he likes baseball" -broke idiot who doesn't understand why he's poor "i will gift his holiness with a majestic orb" -guy with head on a swivel who can clearly identify and take advantage of Money Moves when he sees them
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
very funny to imagine someone bankrolling a wedding to get close to the groom's dad, only to be foiled because the groom's dad doesn't love him
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/09/2026
(standing on stage in front of booing crowd) I will not. No, I stand by my original statement. I would eat any of the 150 original pokemon. Yes, including Mewtwo. You know what, actually? Especially Mewtwo. If you can't be reasonable, I'll say it- especially the genius level ones, especially Mewtwo
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/09/2026
Happy birthday, Ludacris! buff.ly/Y7KmxCR
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Place I’ve Cried or Place Ludacris Claims He Had Sex in His Song “What’s Your Fantasy”?
1. A public bathroom 2. The back of a classroom 3. The Georgia Dome on the fifty-yard line while the Dirty Birds kick for t’ree 9/11/26
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Ms. Mushroom 🍄 @mushroom-gills.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I forgot how much it sucks to watch college football with my husband. I’m animated. I yell. He watches games in a bizarrely heavy silence, barely reacting. I’m only “allowed” to speak during commercials.
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Dr. Todd Arrington @btarrington.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Accurate.
This color graphic reads “What a tough time for anyone who studied government or history or ethics or social studies or art or medicine or law or political science or regular science.” The letters are white, the background is blue, and there is a red border around the text.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
natalie harp, printing out the headline and nothing else
It’s Not Just You.
America Has Gotten Much Hotter.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“the secretary of health and human services food-shamed the secretary of state by instructing AI to create an image of him spoon-feeding sauerkraut to the vice president and then posting it on X” is now a true sentence you can say before pulling your hair out.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
he got him. he finally fucking got him
real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Ms. Mushroom 🍄 @mushroom-gills.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My oldest kid’s Taekwondo instructor just invited the parents to join their end of class dodgeball game…
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I Would Rather Bleed Out Mad
Alt: GIF of Ron Swanson with text saying, “I would rather bleed out.”
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Working nine to five You work backwards, that's four hours Barely chained to time You've got a-temporal powers They just use your mind Joke's on them cause you're not psychic It's enough to do a magic high kick
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/08/2026
"She often misses opportunities to partner with me in meeting our mission-critical KPIs of barking at rabbits, men in hats, garbage trucks, visitors I normally like, unseen forces, odd shapes in the dark, odd shapes in broad daylight, babies, and television doorbells." buff.ly/2UHehSj
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My Annual Performance, as Reviewed by My Dog
“She often misses opportunities to partner with me in meeting our mission-critical KPIs of barking at wild rabbits, anyone in a uniform, men in hats, men in ...
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
still working through this book of norse myths with the lads. loki sure takes every possible opportunity to dress up as a chick doesn't he. drop of a hat
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 24/08/2026
Every progressive gets chased around about their relationship to Hasan Piker. Has ONE reporter ever asked JD Vance about his embrace of the insane and anti-democratic ideas of Curtis Yarvin? Or about his relationship with democracy-hater Peter Thiel? The imbalance is stark.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/08/2026
The cut direct is a beautiful tradition and I fully agree with @beijingpalmer.bsky.social that we need to bring it back.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/08/2026
missouri republicans have a level of contempt for the people of that state that is truly remarkable. but then, why wouldn’t they after successfully insulating themselves from any political accountability?
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Of course he can! Special rules for the special boy!” — Always and forever, love, the Supreme Court www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Trump Can Keep Building Ballroom While Supreme Court Weighs Appeal
The temporary order from the high court gives justices more time to deliberate.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
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