Reposted by Chris HRhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 26/06/2026Ten years ago today I saw this van in a car park and I think about Topcret and Baxab surprisingly often 1414824
Reposted by Chris HAngus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 26/06/2026More than anything right now, I wish to experience the sweet, cooling relief of being tossed into a chest freezer by an errant emu. 621574
Reposted by Chris HWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026We’re just normal men 61178449
Reposted by Chris HSophie Carr @sophiecarr.bsky.social · 31/05/2026More long exposure, hand-held wave photos from the Eystri-Fellsfjara beach at Jökulsárlón on a stunning morning in Feb 2018. #Iceland 119220
Reposted by Chris HMr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Pretty pleased with my first day as Jeff Bezos’s rocket designer. 5076166
Reposted by Chris Htrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Round, round, get a round, I'll get a round. Get a round. Ooh. I'll get a round. Cheap night out with The Beach Boys! #Terrific #OnlineHumour #Volvo #HondaCivic 👍✅🤪😂 0263
Reposted by Chris HBinary Dinosaurs @binarydinosaurs.co.uk · 25/05/2026It’s coming! Saturday has sold out, few remaining tickets for Sunday so book now and come see my Camputers Lynx 128k in cooler climes than it’s dealt with this weekend 😎 3366
Reposted by Chris HMr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 21/05/2026- Do you know your brother’s a nonce? - You hum it, I’ll play it. 012021
Reposted by Chris HAngri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move. 136110412907
Reposted by Chris HAwkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Me, bleeding profusely from my balls: "Actually it's a herring gull" www.suffolkgazette.com/seagull-rips...suffolkgazette.comSeagull rips off man's testicle as he sunbathes nakedA rogue seagull ripped off a man's right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden, it has emerged. 35462134
Reposted by Chris HShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Millions of peaches, sure ok. But peaches for free? I have my doubts 1323551
Reposted by Chris HTechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Terrible to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing bad happened to him it's just fucking terrible every time you have to hear his stupid name. 318729
Reposted by Chris HHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/05/2026"and somehow, this AI knows that what I have typed is correct" 528852
Reposted by Chris HNeil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 05/04/2026Sundaymedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding an egg and asking if he can offer a nice egg in this trying timeALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding an egg and asking if he can offer a nice egg in this trying time 0143
Reposted by Chris HISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full. 55019
Reposted by Chris HTechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Posting your favourite tweets without this in there is a CRIME. 331772
Reposted by Chris HLilGemGem @lilgemgem.bsky.social · 07/02/2026This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social 41290434
Reposted by Chris HFlups @flups.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule. 1. Quick Homer Simpson impression 2. Learn about bushcraft 3. Watch silly British comedy 4. Remove weeds in garden 5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough. 26505119
Reposted by Chris H852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 11/05/2024I have a joke about crypto currency. But it's confusing and basically worthless. 416821
Reposted by Chris Hb3ta @b3ta.com · 17/09/2025bleugh Artist: monkeon b3ta.com/board/11421246 From the 'Children's TV At The Movies' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/childrenstvatthe… #ChildrensTVAtTheMovies 094
Reposted by Chris HBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Here’s a poem called ‘English Roundabouts’. 451419572
Reposted by Chris HThe Centre for Computing History @computinghistory.org.uk · 15/09/2025It's just two months to go to the Retro Computer Computer Festival! Expect to see micros and consoles from the 70s, 80s and 90s running the very best of vintage and modern games. Tickets are selling fast, so grab yours here - www.computinghistory.org.uk/det/74558/re... 1179
Reposted by Chris HViz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 15/09/2025subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz348bs 618233
Chris H @mrhallam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Photo from the Sheffield Lemonheads gig, he was in fine form, mostly 🤣 020
Reposted by Chris HBalderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Not just one, a triptych. 171638326
Reposted by Chris HMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Of course in the UK we say “Fourth the May be with you”. 1038059
Reposted by Chris HMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 19/04/2025taking some much needed time off this Easter weekend and going to visit your mum 240929
Reposted by Chris HMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Speech Bubble Venn www.worldofmoose.com/products/spe... 754172
Reposted by Chris Htrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 17/04/2025strong suspect “potential biosignatures” could also mean #farts 4282
Reposted by Chris HLee Madgwick @leemadgwick.bsky.social · 16/04/2025From sketch to final painting. The Gatehouse (2022) 416519
Reposted by Chris HArt Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Donald Trump babbles about how he doesn't care if airplanes and ships are stealth, he cares that they're "beautiful." He also calls the Navy football team behind him "gentlebin." Bro is deeply unwell. 5328750
Reposted by Chris HThe Mary Rose Museum @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social · 15/04/2025On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain... 216132435373
Reposted by Chris Htrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Hey #SCIENCE Analyse THIS if you can. 1373
Reposted by Chris HBrian Butterfield @brianbutterfield.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I can announce that I have successfully negotiated our return back into the EU 1223743
Reposted by Chris HJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Kevin Eldon as all four Beatles, or what’s the point? 1424029
Reposted by Chris HMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Hoping to get a choir together to sing "Old MacDonald Had A Farm". Nothing definite yet, but they're making all the right noises. 1024223
Reposted by Chris HSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Should sack their Proofreader. Two typos, and they're both the same. 1597
Reposted by Chris HUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/03/2025ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat. NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like? ME: *makes surprised face* 735283
Reposted by Chris HDr Susie Walsh @susiewalsh.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Am I doing this right? #SpaceX #Starship 25397104
Reposted by Chris HJohn Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 21/02/2025my first piece for The Atlantic. i will be providing more incisive commentary like this, when called upon to do so. 17997219
Reposted by Chris HScarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 27/01/2025🧵 On 17 December 1976, Thames TV aired a debate about paranormal beliefs. And it turned out to be one of the greatest half hours in British television history. Believe me: it's the best thing you'll see all week. First off, host Sandra Harris gets things rolling: (1/12) 28426113
Reposted by Chris HNeil @enanem.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I thought Brideshead Revisited was a disappointing sequel to Seven. 1204
Reposted by Chris HBrynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Me: *chopping onions* Wife: Are you crying? Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid 12773152
Reposted by Chris HBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Nearly there now - just a few hundred more days to go. 191045190
Reposted by Chris HKevin Hague @kevverage.bsky.social · 18/01/2025🎶 when you go, will you send back a lettuce from America? 🎶 24244911017
