Hey fellas. Would you respect me more if my balls looked like two swollen cantaloupes?

Today I encountered a seagull violently eating a very much dead pigeon and almost stepped on its entrails. I did not know seagulls do that. But other than that, it was a mostly good day.

Googly eyes might stop seagulls from stealing your lunch. UK researchers stuck googly eyes onto takeout food containers in seagull-infested places and found that they were far less likely to be approached or pecked compared to un-googly-eyed control containers. buff.ly/G5i7JE5 #ShareGoodNewsToo