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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Excuse me shopkeep, where are the Oozy’s?” “Aisle B, back…”

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I wonder who’ll come first…

Facebook post advertising a local duck race with a very unfortunate typo regarding the word ‘duck’.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A poem, by me. A mystery of life A puzzle, a riddle When it’s pissing it down Why puddle not piddle? ©️Flups

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

THINGS I HAVE CALLED A MASSIVE BASTARD SO FAR THIS WEEK. 1. Wasps who were gorging on a freshly decapitated pigeon. 2. A glass which refused to stand up in the dishwasher. 3. My thumbs (I have De Quervain's Tenosynovitis) 4. The wooden coat hanger which I dropped onto my toe. 5. People.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I plan to have these words printed on a t-shirt which I shall then wear forevermore.

A waxwork model as seen in Bygones Victorian Museum, Torquay next to a sign saying “I am very old and delicate, please do not touch me”.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If Midge Ure married Keith Sweat, divorced him to marry Mr. T., divorced him to marry Ed Balls, divorced him to marry June Sarpong then divorced her to marry Sheila E. he’d be Mr. Ure Sweat T. Balls Sarpong E.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

MUSIC FACT OF THE DAY. Jay-Z is short for Jalfrezi.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Fantastic image of this evening’s ‘Turtley Clips’.

Hair clips in the shape of turtles. The actual eclipse was a bit rubbish. I haven’t been this disappointed since they stopped making ready salted Discos.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

And now…a ‘joke’. Which airline does Julius Caesar fly with? JET 2, BRUTE… *coughs*

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

SEE? I TOLD YOU C*RIANDER WAS EVIL! Plus explosive diarrhoea is incredibly difficult to contain as it goes everywhere. Why these experts wish to keep runny bum fudge in containers is beyond me.

A flow chart showing that the nasty bastard coriander houses parasites which can make your bottom explode.

Headline from online newspaper stating that parasite causes explosive diarrhoea. They’ve spelled diarrhoea incorrectly though which is causing a searing rage inside of me.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

What’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your slice of haunted dog cake.

Ralph the Cavapoo cake. He’s obviously seen some terrible things.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Surely this quote should say “I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna…”?

A quote painted on a wall by Zig Ziglar.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

FACT OF THE DAY. Father Christmas was the very first in-flue-encer.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

IT. IS. JUNE! Stop this nonsense IMMEDIATELY!

Christmas cards proudly displayed in a National Trust gift shop. IN JUNE! I am so outraged that my bosoms hurt.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Wait a minute…what if those splats of white stuff isn’t bird poo…

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Me too, mulberry tree, me too.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I imagine most of us ladies have one in this heat.

Sticky Teriyaki crisps. They’re on a shelf behind little metal railings. I wonder if they think they’re at an outdoor music festival?

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I am NOT enjoying this utter horseshit which is currently happening above me.

Lots of bastard hot air balloons in the air just above my house. They very much need to piss right off.

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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 22/05/2026

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Gail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | Manchester

Bold illustrated wall art, greeting cards and homewares designed in Manchester. Inspired by architecture, music and mid century design. Made in the UK.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

After fifty three years on this planet, yesterday I attended my first festival and had the BEST time! 10cc were utterly amazing, Ricky Wilson’s Fabulous Adjustable Band were brilliant and Alex James’ classical Britpop ended the whole day perfectly. A much needed escape from reality #FarmFest

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

Psychotic looking badger with eyes that stare into your very soul.

Absolutely no bastard idea what the hell this thing was supposed to be. Looks a bit like a blue turnip with tree branches coming out of its freaky head.

Rupert the Bear who looks as if he’s had too much lip filler.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

What if I’m not a delicious woman?

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Liar, Liar, Liar liar, Liar liar liar, Liar liar liar liar liar, Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar, Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar. The Fibbernacci sequence

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I visited Waddesdon Manor today and saw a statue depicting the first ever selfie being taken.

A statue of a scantily clad gentleman holding something aloft.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Yungdaught’s first attempt at banana bread. I might have to accidentally fall face first onto a slice any second now.

Yummy banana bread which will in no way have a million calories in it.

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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 16/05/2026

Independent creative businesses are quietly having a tough time right now. So if there’s a maker, illustrator or designer whose work you love, this is a good time to tell people about them. Buy something if you can. Share their work if you can’t. This is me www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

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Gail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | Manchester

Bold illustrated wall art, greeting cards and homewares designed in Manchester. Inspired by architecture, music and mid century design. Made in the UK.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I thought this was a bald Tony Blair at first glance.

Loyd Grossman looking like a bald Tony Bleugh on a jar of pasta sauce.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Very disappointed to open the box to find just some sticks and no ice cream. Also, yes, it does although not as well as glue.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Midge Ure-ran Duran (yes, I know) The Bee Jesus Jones ABBACCARA

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Make a band out of two others: Steeleye Spandau Ballet

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Yungdaught’s review of the GCSE Biology exam she sat this afternoon: “It was a piece of piss, I know a lot about tuberculosis, apparently. Sadly I did not get the chance to draw a penis which is a shame as my penis drawing game is strong”

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Today’s Forecast. Awake since: 3:15am Anxiety Level: That of having a sudden onset upset stomach whilst in public with no toilet in close proximity. Chances of crying over absolutely nothing: 89%

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I’ve worked in either retail or patient facing services since the age of fourteen. Despite developing a cast iron resilience to rude arseholes over the years, it always makes me feel shite whenever I say hello to a customer/patient only to be met with a look which could wither the most erect penis.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

ADVERTISING FACT OF THE DAY. Cadbury’s invented the character ‘Milked Ray’ in the seventies. The premise of the advert was a man would break into a lady’s unoccupied bedroom, polish his pink oboe to a satisfactory conclusion then leave her a box of chocolates to apologise for the mess.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

🎶Close your arse, give me your ham, darling🎶 #totp

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

The ‘look’ is not something you want to be on the receiving end of if you’re in a relationship with a menopausal lady #totp

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

🎶Toot times🎶 *blows off* #totp

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Belly buttons were very popular in the late nineties, weren’t they? Not mine though, mine *was buried deep in post-baby floppy belly blubber #totp *still very much is

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I like to buck the trend by waving my hands in the air whilst caring deeply #totp

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Coincidentally, Tasty Perks is my stripper name.

A McDonald’s promotional poster pushing free fries. Free fries are my favourite kind, to be honest

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I went shopping in The Bullring yesterday. Whilst perusing the perfume department in Selfridges, a lovely young man enticed me to smell his wares before informing me it was £225 a bottle. I was chuffed he thought I looked as if I could afford to pay such utter nonsense.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/05/2026

I've just given most of these away to my lovely patreons, but I have two left, so if you want a spraytrooper DM me (£15 each inc p&p)

Black and silver spray painted stormtroopers

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